The insane tales of MLP

chapter 12

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Now we can see a prison recently converted into a zoo per orders of prince blueblood where several of the scariest, weirdest, ugliest and unfortunate souls were in.

"I heard that!" yelled one of the residents who was a pony named Berry Punch.

Hey! You count in unfortunate, which means that you're also beautiful!

"Much better!" called Berry as she saw a few foals look at her in confusion. "What are you looking at?!"

"Um, mrs. pony, where is your food?" Asked Snips as Snails nodded.

"It's up my flank hole. So start licking!" yelled Berry.

That made everypony else gasp.

"How could you say that to these children?" asked an older mare.

"Bite me! I can and will say whatever S*CENSORED* I want!" Berry yelled in rage.

"Quiet down!" shouted one of her neighbors who was Gilda. "Go and get plastered, you drunk bitch!"

"Shut up you *CENSORED*! I didn't even want to be here in the first place!" Roared back Berry Punch.

"Yeah yeah! You beat Blueblood in a drinking contest and got your drunk ass locked up in here!" mocked Iron Will who heard it all.

"You think it's because of that?! I was just minding my own *CENSORED* business after that and the next thing I know, I'm was arrested for 'Insulting *CENSORED* royalty'!" She screamed madly.

"You threatened to shove a cider bottle up his flank!" called Gilda.

"So? The *CENSORED* pansy acted all *CENSORED* smug! I COULDN'T STAND IT!"

"Can someone keep it down? I just got it on with 12 mares last night!" called a young voice that belonged to a small dragon.

"SUCK IT SPIKE!" Berry Punch yelled.

"Watch it Punch! Don't make me wreck that flank of yours. Just ask Gilda. She knows what I means."

"Damn straight-OW!" Said the griffon holding her hurt ass.

"Ha! I've drank from bigger barrels squirt!" shouted Berry.

"No wonder you don't get laid with such mood!" Spike yelled back.

"Oh yeah? I could easily rock your world you scaly midget!" yelled Berry taking a swig from a cider barrel.

"Then come here and prove it!" Spike yelled.

"Why don't you come over here and prove me wrong? Oh right! You can't!" Berry taunted.

Spike growled before he got an idea.

He spotted the zoo guard, which was a female royal guard assigned to keep an eye on the prisoners.

"Hey babe, can you please let me out?" He asked as she blushed.

While she was on duty and needed to focus on her job, she felt the small dragon's gaze seem to look right into her.

"W-why should I?" She asked with a blush.

"Cause if you do, I can rock your world. All. Night. Long." grinned Spike.

The guard was blushing around as Spike's charisma hit her full force.

She levitated the keys to his outstretched hand while making sure she didn't get busted by another guard.

As soon as Spike got the keys, he opened the door and took the female guard in.

The next few minutes were filled with the guards moans that could be heard through the entire prison.

Any female that heard that couldn't help but blush.

Spike smiled as he left the cage leaving a nearly passed out guard with a blissful look on her face.

"I'll be back for ya later." grinned Spike walking over to Berry's prison.

Gilda chuckled before screaming to Berry, "Told you so!"

Berry watched the dragon get into her cell and was not impressed since she towered over him.

"So you managed to get here, now what?" She asked annoyed.

"I'm gonna show you what a 'scaly midget' like me can do." grinned Spike.

Berry couldn't help but flinch with a blush upon hearing that.

Soon Gilda and Iron Will saw Berry's cell shake with loud moans and groans coming from it.

"Told you so!" Gilda said smugly.

"Why is he here again?" Moaned Iron Will in annoyance.

"Because he went into a temporal lust storm and mated with the princesses, the element bearers, their little sisters, and several female guards..." Gilda explained.

"Who hasn't he done?" asked the minotaur

"I would say Granny Smith Apple and anypony around her age..." Said Gilda.

"But didn't she get younger from a wacked out spell?" asked Iron Will.

"Oh yeah, I forgot that...then her as well..."

The shaking in the cell got more intense as moans and groans were being shouted out from it.

(Omake)

Blueblood sighed as he and a large group of mares headed to the prison where Spike was at.

Between these mares there were the element bearers, the princesses and even the changeling queen herself!

"I can't believe you did this to my son!" snarled Celestia to the prince.

"And he's your nephew as well! HAVE THOU NO SHAME?!" Roared Luna in her royal canterlot voice.

"But he had the audacity to touch you aunty Luna!" cried Blueblood in defense.

"So? He was very good~!" She answered with a blush and smile, which was mirrored by all the mares.

Blueblood sighed as they finally got to the cell and were stunned at what they saw.

The cell was empty alongside all the female's!

"But, this is where he was at! I swear!" exclaimed Blueblood.

"Then where is HE?!" Snapped Twilight.

Blueblood was sweating in fear as all the mares glared at him.

But then Iron Will spoke, "If you want that dragon, he left for the bar...alongside all girls..."

"WHICH GIRLS?!" exclaimed all the mares.

"All the female prisoners and guards..."

That got all of them to spread out and rushed to find which bar it was.

But in the process they ended up trampling over Blueblood.

They searched everywhere they could for the mares and dragon.

Luckily, they managed to get to the bar thanks to an amused Discord.

Celestia barged in with the rest of the group.

On the inside they saw Spike and Berry in a drinking competition as the females cheered on.

"Chug chug chug chug!" cheered the crowd as both dragon and pony guzzled down cider from the barrels.

But then Berry Punch fainted as Spike finished his drink before taking her's and finishing it as well!

"WOOH!" screamed Spike as everypony cheered at his victory.

"Damn...yar beat mah!" Berry said drunkenly.

"Told ya!" slurred Spike.

Then he saw the arrivals, "What's up, ladies~?"

"Spike! thank goodness you're alright!" exclaimed Twilight hugging him.

"Yeah honey! I've never been fine~!" He answered, making her blush.

Twilight smiled before she was pulled back and rainbow took her place.

"So how were you in that zoo?" She asked.

"Livin like a king." sighed Spike.

"How so?" Pinkie asked.

Spike gestured to the guards that kept watch of the prison with Berry and Gilda.

"Tyese ladies make sure of that~!"

All the mares cheered before downing their drinks.

The others couldn't help but blush upon hearing that.

"Care to join?" asked Spike.

The mares thought about it before nodding.