The insane tales of MLP
chapter 13
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We find ourselves focused on a simple violet van as Twilight and the rest of her friends were in there.
"So where are we going now?" Asked Spike.
"I thought maybe we could take a trip to the woods to try and relax." smiled Twilight as Rainbow was driving.
"Yeah yeah, as long as I can drive this baby, I'm alright!" Said the rainbow haired girl.
"Just remember to watch the road." sighed Applejack sitting beside her rainbow-haired friend.
"Yeah yeah, I got it."
"I just hope we don't end up in a cliche horror movie like how this usually plays out." spoke Pinkie with a smile.
"Calm down Pinkie, what's the worse that could happen?" AJ said, unknowingly tempting fate AND the author(S).
"AJ, NO! WHAT HAD YOU DONE?!" Pinkie yelled nervously as she looked upstairs.
(Author Room)
"He He He He! It's Seems They Never Learn, Do They yugiohfan?" Asked E/O in amusement.
"Nope! Now comes the fun pat!" cackled yugiohfan with an evil grin.
"GREAT! So Which Button?" E/O asked to several buttons with warnings such as "DO NOT TOUCH!", "TACTICAL NUKE!", "OH F*CENSORED*!", "WARNING!", "DANGER!", "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!", Etc.
"I'm feeling like "OH F*CENSORED*!" came yugiohfan's reply.
"I'd go for "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"...But F*CENSORED*, Let's Use ALL OF THEM!" Said E/O evilly.
Yugiohfan grinned as they pressed all the buttons while laughing.
(Back with the group)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Pinkie yelled in fear.
"PINKIE! Chill out!" yelled Rainbow looking back at her friend.
"What's wrong anyway? You ended up making Fluttershy faint!" Said Spike as he held the mentioned to stop her body from hitting the steel harshly.
"Because now that that was said, we're doomed!" yelled Pinkie.
"How?" Asked Twilight in disbelief.
That's when a loud sound came from the front as Rainbow tried to hold the van steady as the front left tire blew out.
"WHAT THE HEEEEEEELL?!" She screamed in panic.
She quickly drove to the side of the road and stopped before hopping out and groaning at seeing the state the tire was in.
"Aw man, it's busted!" She cursed.
"Now what?" asked AJ.
"We need to find some help..." Said Twilight.
"What about that place?" asked Spike pointing towards a log cabin.
"I-I don't know..." Fluttershy said shyly.
"Well we don't have much of a choice." spoke Twilight.
"Ah hope there ain't any trouble..." AJ said.
Fluttershy hid behind Rarity as the group walked towards the cabin.
"Calm down 'Shy, nothing will happen to you..." Rainbow assured.
"I'm sure we'll find a phone and we out of here in no time." smiled Twilight.
"I hope so." Spike said. They walked up to the door and knocked on it. But then the door opened by itself.
"Creepy." muttered Spike.
"I-I think we should look out somewhere else..." Suggested Fluttershy in fear.
"Do you see any other cabins?" asked Rainbow.
And with that, tbe seven teenagers went inside, unaware of what would happen...
"EEEEK!" screamed Rarity when they got inside.
"What's wrong Rarity?!" Asked Twilight worried.
"Look at this place!" cried out Rarity as the cabin was dark and dusty.
"What about it?" Asked AJ.
"It's filthy!" she cried out in a dramatic fashion as she fell back and landed in Pinkie's arms.
"Of course it's filthy, after all it's probably been abandoned for quite some time..." Answered Twilight.
"Besides, it could be worse." spoke Pinkie as Rarity got back on her feet.
"How so?" Asked AJ as Pinkie went pale.
"We could run into that!" she shouted pointing at something.
"Into what?" Spike asked worried.
(Author HQ)
"Now, Let DA GAMES BEGAH!" Laughed E/O.
"Let's see; mad clown, deranged maniac, horrendous alien, hungry bear, chainsaw wielding scarecrow, drunken hobo, or axe swinging serial killer?"
"YES! Those AND Dream Killer, Masked Child With Machete, Creepy Killer With Burned Face, Ghost Girl, Immortal Hook Killer, Pink Pony With Fur Dress AND Cannibal With Saw And Face For Mask!"
"So, all of the above?" asked yugiohfan with a button for each horror movie cliche they called.
"F*CENSORED* YEAH!" E/O yelled.
Yugiohfan grinned before hitting a button that said "Select all."
Now the only thing that was heard was the author's evil laughs.
(Back to the story)
"WE NEED TO GET OUTTA HERE!" Yelled Pinkie in horror.
"Why?" asked AJ.
But before the pink pony could answer, they heard a weird sound. It sounded like the sound of a bell.
"W-where did that come from?!" Asked a now nervous Rainbow.
"No clue, I'm out of here!" yelled Spike who tried to pry the door open, but it was locked.
"I told you we should have left when we could." Pinkie said.
Rainbow was giving Spike a hand as Fluttershy had jumped into Twilight's arm similar to a certain talking dog.
"W-what do we do?!" Cried out the shy girl.
"RUN!" screamed Pinkie as a thunderstorm could be heard outside with lightning.
The other girls followed Pinkie's example as they saw Rainbow and Spike fail to open the door.
They ran down one of the hallways as Rarity grabbed one of the doorknobs. "It's locked!" She said.
"This way!" spoke Spike who found an unlocked door and tried to run in, but found himself against a large figure.
The figure wore a hockey mask over his face alongside a green jacket, black t-shirt, black pants, black boots, and held a machete on his right arm.
All of them stared at him in fear as he looked down at Spike and raised his weapon up.
Spike barely managed to react and roll out of the way of the machete before it could hit.
"RUN!" screamed Pinkie as AJ grabbed Spike's shirt and pulled him as they took off running.
Jason stared blankly before he followed at his own rate because, in the end, he always got his prey.
"In here!" called Pinkie opening a door before a certain burned face man stood there with long claws.
"Going somewhere?" Asked the man in a mocking tone as the teenagers screamed until Jason appeared.
Jason narrowed his eyes at Freddy and charged at the man with his machete raised up.
"Oh shit! Not a-!" Freddy couldn't finish as Jason tackled him and began to fight each other.
"Quick, through a random door!" called Pinkie opening and running into a room.
"WAIT PINKIE-!" Tried to warn Twilight.
"AAAAAHHH!" screamed Pinkie running out as a man with an apron, a chainsaw, and a mask made of skin walked out.
"Run!" Screamed Rainbow as she was being pursued by a man wearing a trench coat, a hat, and a hook.
"EEEEEK!" squealed Rarity in fear as she ran into another room while being chased by a hungry werewolf.
But then a vampire with badass red cloak and gun crashed against the werewolf!
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" screamed AJ as a laughing clown was chasing her with razor sharp teeth.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Shrieked Fluttershy as she was pursued by a guy with a pale burned face, no eyelids, evil red eyes, evil smile without lips, and wore a black jacket with hood, black pants, black boots and held a kitchen knife.
Spike opened a new room with a normal guy with a mustache beard combo and with a smile as he had a table with table cleaner beside him.
"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A SPECIAL TV OFFER!"
"What kind of offer?" Asked Spike nervous.
"A BULLET THROUGH YOUR HEAD!" he spoke pulling out a pistol and loading it.
"OH COME ON!" Spike cursed as he ran away.
Soon it became like Scooby Doo as they would open a door and enter, and somehow pop out a random door in the same hall.
"JUST HOW MANY MONSTERS ARE HERE?!" Snapped Twilight.
"TOO MANY!" called Rainbow running from a small doll in overalls chasing her with kitchen knife as they went through another door.
Said doll was suddenly attacked by a fox doll with two tails, a red gem on it's head and a kitchen knife.
"There's only room for one crazed doll!" cackled Tail Doll.
"AND IT'S ME!" Shouted a black puppet like animatronic with 3 white buttons and a white smiling clown face with purple marks that joined the doll fight!
Soon the girls all ran into a dark room where there was no light, making it pitch black.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"
"Sorry 'Shy! I thought you were Applejack!"
"Why you Rainbow-!"
"KYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Rarity, are you alright?!"
"Y-yes Spikey Wikey, but I fear AJ won't be when I do THIS!"
"OWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!"
"P-pinkie Pie?!"
"Rarity, you naughty naughty girl~...TAKE THIS!"
*BOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
"PINKIE!"
"S-sorry Twilight!"
"Wait! Spike, when did you get in here? I didn't see you run in here." spoke Twilight.
"Well I managed to duck in here before you closed the door. I nearly got grabbed by a pair of succubus twins."
"WHAT TWINS?!" Roared all girls, even Fluttershy, jealous.
"They were just outside. Speaking of which; where's the lights?"
Then the lights came back and the teenagers could see that in the middle stood a green mummy like being with a black hood and sinister smile.
"AAAAAAHHHHH!" they all screamed before running out as AJ and Rarity put boards and nails over the door.
The other teenagers were just giving the two girls more wood to block the room.
"Need help?" came a male voice behind Spike.
"Yeah." Spike said not turning around.
"Here, let me take a little off the top." the voice spoke as the sound of a chainsaw was heard.
Spike went pale and turned around to see the monster behind him...
The man was Leatherface as he held the chainsaw up with a dark grin underneath his mask.
"OH SHIT!" Spike yelled before Leatherface was thrown back by a guy with black hair, blank white mask wearing a blue janitor suit and holding a knife!
"What else could go wrong!?" exclaimed Rarity in frustration.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" Pinkie screamed in horror.
(Author's Room)
"They Never Learn, Do They?" E/O asked yugiohfan while laughing.
"I got this." grinned yugiohfan before hitting a button.
"SAME HERE!" E/O then pressed another button.
(Back to Story)
"I'm telling you this is pure coincidence!" exclaimed Rarity.
"Like hell it is!" Snapped Rainbow as she held a blue bunny animatronic back.
At this point Fluttershy had taken a seat on the couch with an expressionless look on her face.
"Fluttershy, what's wrong?" Asked Rarity.
All of them took notice of the fact she slowly began to smile as she also seemed to be shaking a little.
'Oh no.' They all thought nervous.
"You know, all I wanted was a quiet time with my friends." she chuckled as she stood up with her hair shadowing her eyes.
That made several of the monsters stop in their tracks and shiver.
"But it was stopped by these MONSTERS." she growled as her fingers seemed to grow into claws with her hair becoming a little more ragged.
By now EVERYBODY was scared shitless.
"It seems I'll have to fix them." she grinned as her canines became sharper and she grew a pair of large bat wings.
"F-FLUTTERBAT?!" Yelled AJ.
Flutterbat cracked her neck as she picked up a discard axe and let out a shriek before flying at them.
Needless to say, everyone got the hell outta there at once!
She flew after them, well mostly the monsters, as she swung the axe around like a certain yandere.
Meanwhile, the six teenagers could only watch the event in shock and fear...except Pinkie whose hair suddenly went flat...
"That looks like fun." she spoke in a monotone voice before grabbing a kitchen knife and joining in on the chase.
"W-what do we do?" Spike asked scared.
"Hope they don't come for us?" suggested Rainbow.
"Y-yeah." Quickly agreed the rest of the present.
Soon the screams of the monsters could be heard as the teens tried to block out the noise by covering their ears.
"When do you think they'll stop?" Asked AJ.
They saw Jason's arm pulp down in front of them as they tried to keep themselves from vomiting.
"I think we should leave them alone for the moment." Suggested Twilight.
All of them nodded as they began to make their way out, all the while ignoring the screams of pain.
(Omake)
A while later after Pinkamena and Flutterbat/Slashershy scared away the monsters...
"Uh, are you two calmed down now?" asked Twilight with a nervous tone.
The two girls looked at each other before nodding and grabbing a hold of Spike!
"Almost." grinned Pinkamena as they began to drag him towards a bedroom.
"HELP!" He yelled in fear.
Both girls gave the others girls a dark look as they stood up to voice their opinions.
But then Twilight's hair began to get out of control as a crazed look was on her face and Rarity's eyes began to glow green.
"You can't take Spikey-Wikey without us!" exclaimed Rarity as her eyes glowed green.
"OH NO!" Spike screamed like Joseph Joestar upon figuring out what happened to the two purple haired teenagers.
The two girls helped drag Spike away as Rainbow and AJ were left alone on the couch.
"So now what?" Asked Rainbow.
"Well, while they go have their fun, we can have ours~!" AJ grinned pulling Rainbow closer.
"I guess you're right." Grinned the girl back.
AJ's hat obscured their kiss as the other four girls were moaning in the bedroom with Spike.