The insane tales of mlp

chapter 14

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Twilight was panicking. Today she had yet to send a friendship report to Celestia, and she needed to get the CMC to learn some kind of lesson or she would be doomed!

That's when Spike came in. "Hey Twilight? Can you please calm down? I...I don't wanna be forced to send you to a mental hospital."

That's when our purple mare before her ascension hatched a genius idea!

"Oh I'll calm down alright. Right after you help me!" she started giggling with a crazed look in her eye.

"Help you with what exactly?" He asked with a narrowed look.

That's when she enchanted him with the want it need it spell and launched him at the CMC.

"Dow! What in the..." That's when he was swarmed by all 3 fillies.

"I want him!" cried Sweetie Belle hugging him.

"Back off!" Scootaloo said while pecking his cheeks. Get it? Pecking?

"No, I saw him first when he and Twi moved here!" Said Applebloom who was stroking his tail!

"Well I know more about him every time he visits!" retorted Sweetie tugging him to her.

"Oh please, he clearly likes me the most since he's always giving me the sports related suggestions for our Cutiemarks!" Scootaloo said as she held him tighter.

"Oh yeah? He and I had a date yesterday!"

"WHAT?!"

"That was a playdate." Spike replied.

"Ha! It doesn't count!" said Sweetie Belle.

"Back off Sweetie Belle, he's interested in your sister!"

"So? He'll learn to love me soon enough."

"Girls, girls! Stop fighting, can't we all come to a conclusion?" Asked Twilight.

"Like what?!" asked Spike in a panicky tone.

"Well, maybe you 3 could share?"

"No!" all 3 shouted back.

'This is not good, I made a huge mistake!'

Spike then slipped free and began running!

"Once this spell wears off you're dead Twilight!" Spike said as he was being chased.

That's when Lyra and Bon Bon saw him.

"Hi Soike!" they greeted before their eyes became hearts.

"Wanna share him Bestie?" Asked Lyra.

"Nope!" Said Bon Bon before smacking Lyra away!

It then got worse as more mares such as Cheerilee, Liza Doolots, and Snowdrop saw him!

"What the?"

That's when Zecora saw him! "You know, It's been lonely in my hut, Wanna go to my place and rut?"

Spike kept running and saw more and more mares look at him before joining in the chase.

"Spike come back here, we can be so happy together!" Cried Gilda!

"Go out with me, I'll make you tasty muffins!" Cried Derpy!

"Be my husband and you get to break the law all you want!" Cried Mayor Mare!

"This is insanity!" he cried ducking into an alleyway sas the crowd of females ran past.

"Hello Spike, I can't believe I never interacted with you before!" Said Diamond Tiara.

He jumped and ran away from the filly before jumping down the town well.

"Spike, you're trapped in the well as well? What a coincidence!" Said Sunny Days as she began kissing his cheeks. Spike then escaped and saved the day as he rocketed out of the well and began running into town.

"Everfree Forest here I come!" he ran into the dense forest and ducked under some of the brush.

"Hey Spike, you feel like becoming Button's new daddy?" Asked Milano Mash.

"AH!" he cried running in deeper before spotting the old castle. He ran in, thinking he was safe until...

"Muahahaha!" Cackled Nightmare Moon. "Oh my, what a cute dragon that I could make into my king..." That's when a brick fell on her head turning her into Nyx! "Hey, you're cute, wanna be my boyfriend?"

Spike turned and ran out before diving into the nearby river and quickly started swimming away.

"Shoo be doo, shoo shoo be doo! Cal upon the sea pon..."

Spike burst out of the water and returned to being chased by a huge stampede.

"What am I gonna do? How am I gonna save Spike & solve a friendship problem on the same day?" Twilight paced as she needed a way to fix this.

"Aha! I got it! Maybe if they were to cause a loud enough commotion, 'she' will spring into action and rescue her beloved!" Then Twilight sat on a lounge chair with popcorn. "Now to play the waiting game."

Meanwhile at Carousel Boutique, Rarity was sipping tea in her living room.

*Rumble!* *Rumble!*

"What was that?' She wondered.

"Heeeeeeelp!"

"Come back here and love me!" Said Nurse Redheart!

"No, me!" Said Mjolna, yeah there's an official background pony named Mjolna and yes she has Mjolnir as her cutie mark.

"I want me that dragon!" Said Young Granny Smith!

"Aaaaaaah!"

"Spikey-Wikey is in trouble?"

Rarity walked over and poked her head out and saw the enormous crowd of females chasing the dragon. "Spike! In here! Quick!"

"No way! You're one of..." Spike then noticed that her eyes have not gone heart shaped! "...I mean, okay!"

Spike then did Sonic's figure-8 technique to run even faster! He bolted into the boutique as Rarity slammed and locked the door.

"What happened darling?"

"Twilight Sparkle has lost her mind!"

"So she's taking that seriously?"

"Yes, but...one question...why aren't you affected by the Want It-Need It spell?"

"Spell? Is that why all of them are chasing you?"

"Yes, but you still haven't answered my question...why aren't you affected by the spell?"

"Well I'm not quite sure why."

"Maybe it's not effecting you because it knows I won't have a chance with you Rarity." That's when Rarity laughed. "What's so funny? That wasn't a joke."

"Spike, why do you doubt a chance with me?"

"You've ignored my affections, said you were busy whenever I get a chance to ask you out, the furthest you've gone with your own affections was a kiss on the cheek and a gem."

"I did that because I thought they were a crush, I have orders to do, and I didn't want to raise your hopes in case you had anypony else in mind."

Spike then turned to the door.

"Spike, don't leave, I really like having you around."

'Like, but not love.' He thought. Before he could grab the knob, the door shook as the females were trying to break it down.

"Spike, become my husband so my family can finally defeat the McColts." said Hilly Hooffield.

"Hey, you don't exist yet, go back to season 5." said Twinkleshine.

Then hooves started breaking through and flailed around trying to grab the dragon.

"Don't do this Spikey-Wikey."

"Why bother? It's not like a dragon could ever get the pretty girl."

"That's not true!" Rarity yelled.

"How?!"

Spike then felt the lips of Rarity. His eyes widened as Rarity pulled him closer with her hooves. Spike then returned the kiss, pulling her closer!

"She took the 1st kiss, dammit!" Said Berry Punch.

"Then his virginity will be mine!" Said Dim Sum the dragon.

"Get lost, M.A. Larson didn't even discover you yet!" Said .

"Oh yeah? You don't exist till season 3!" Said Trixie.

Then the sun came down...

"TWILIGHT SPARKLE!" Shouted an angry Princess Celestia who then shut off the spell.

Said pony gulped at seeing the pissed off Celestia.

After everyone went home, Twilight's friends had a talk with Celestia, after that, Rarity and Spike were sitting next to each other, gazing at the stars in the library's balcony, unaware of Macareina staring at Spike with love hearts popping out of her head.

"Soon..." she whispered to herself.