The insane tales of mlp

chapter 17

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"It's a good thing this castle comes with it's own observatory." Twilight expositioned.

"Twilight, have you seen my cereal?"

"Isn't it on top of the fridge?"

"No."

"Okay, after I look into space, we're buying more cereal." Twilight told him. 'That's a 9th stolen box of cereal this week. If I count our other friends, 50 stolen boxes. All of Ponyville...487 stolen boxes...Discord better not be planning anything!'

She looked through her telescope and noticed something. "What's that?" She then zoomed in, but that's when she was randomly punched in the face! "What the heck Trixie?!"

Then Trixie disappeared.

"She'll get her's later..." Then as soon as she zoomed in to get a clear view..."Is that a meteor made of cereal?"

Then Moondancer punched her in the face!

"What the heck Moondancer?!"

"It's the running gag of this chapter." Then she ran away!

"What was that about cereal?" asked Spike.

"Spike, I think I know where everyone's cereal went...DIIIIIIIIIISSSSSCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRD!" She shouted with the fury of 10 billion suns that have formed into a giant fire wolf!

"You called?" asked Discord popping in next to Twilight with a grin.

"Why in Equestria did you..." Then Sunset Shimmer punched her! "...Why in Equestria did you steal everyone's cereal and turned it into a giant meteor streaking towards our planet?!

"Simple. I wanted to make a catastrophe never done before."

"I thought you were reformed!"

"I thought Fluttershy promised a picnic, but then she had to go and attend her Grandmother's funeral!"

"So you're back to your old self because of that?!"

"Go ahead, call me cruel and uncaring! Old people need to make space for us anyways!"

"That is enough!" Then Celestia appeared. "Discord, it's time for your time out!"

"NO!"

Then Celestia trapped him in a magic bubble. "You're gonna think about what you did as 20 robots scream really loud at you in a room that blocks magic!"

"Thank you Celes..." Then Princess Celestia punches her.

"Don't thank me yet! You gotta stop the meteor." She disappeared while Twilight tapped her chin.

"Hmm...aha! I..." She looked left and right. "...I got it, we..." Then Starlight Glimmer gave her a SHORYUKEN from below! "...we soak it with milk! We need every last drop of milk!"

"Every Last drop?" Spike questioned.

"Discord stole every last cereal from Equestria, so we'll destroy the meteor by making it get soggy with every last drop of milk in Equestria, we might have to skip a day of our recommended daily dose of Calcium, but it'll be worth it!"

"Alright, I'll tell the cows right now!"

"No! When I said every last drop, I literally meant EVERY LAST DROP!"

"So..."

"Goats, Llamas, anyone who's given birth! We need alllllllll of the milk! Even that powdered stuff will do!"

"If you say so."

As Spike spread the word, to every corner of Equestria, Twilight was hard at work, building an egg nuke that'll destroy the meteor! Sure unicorns such as Rarity, Oleander, Minuette, and Twilight Velvet came to punch her in the middle of work, but she managed to perfect it on time!

"Yes...I..." Then Lyra and Bon Bon punched her unconscious.

Hours later...

"Citizens of Equestria, I thank you for your cooperation, with all of this milk, the cereal meteor will fall apart and we can finally eat cereal again without Discord trying to steal i..." Then Queen Chrysalis punched her! "...I'm getting really tired of that...launching in..." Then she saw Lemon Hearts and Twinkleshine coming! "...Now!"

Then everything went in slow motion as Twilight pressed the button, but was then punched in both cheeks by Lemon Hearts and Twinkleshine! After that, the flow of time went back to normal.

It burst upon contact, then coated the meteor in milk!

"Yes!" cheered Twilight.

Something was wrong, the milk didn't dissolve it, it kept on coming!

"Oh-no, what are gonna do now?!" Then Masked Matterhorn punched her unconscious!

"I can save us all!" Spoke Derpy.

"How?"

Derpy then pulled out a Miracle Fruit and ate it! A bright light flashed that forced everyone to close their eyes! When they opened their eyes, Derpy had turned into Hypernova Derpy!

"Here I go!" Then she flew towards the giant meteor and inhaled the whole thing!

Everyone stared in shock while Derpy let out a belch.

"Yay! Saving the world is so yummy!"

"Awww..." Everyone went at the sight of Derpy's cuteness.

"And so, another day has been saved. Thanks to, HYPERNOVA DERPY!"

Then the TV turned off!

"Wow, what a weird episode!" Said Daffy Duck, THE WIZAAAAAAAAARD!