The insane tales of MLP
chapter 18
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Marble Pie and Fluttershy were staying angrily at each other and with scrunchy faces.
"Someone mind tellin me what the hay they're doing?" asked Applejack to the rest of the group.
"Fluttershy got jealous when Marble Pie started attracting stallions and told her Ponyville is her turf, Marble gave Fluttershy a light tap and now they're staring daggers at each other." Apple Bloom explained.
"Mmm hmmm." came Marble Pie.
Applejack didn't question it and walked away.
"Now Marble is challenging Fluttershy!" gasped Pinkie.
That's when Marble started purring! It killed Caramel as he walked by!
"A cute contest!" Pinkie exclaimed stepping back.
Fluttershy then one upped her as she stretched like she was waking up! It killed !
Marble frowned and sat on her hind legs and brought her front ones up to her face while her one visible eye got bigger and glistened.
Meanwhile, Carrot Top's boyfriend was sitting in the balcony of her house until he felt a light on his coat!
"Huh?" He turned around but died soon after!
"Oh my Celestia! What happened?"
"S-something cu...cute!"
"Ooh, She snipped a guy, can you top that Fluttershy?" Asked Pinkie.
Fluttershy crossed her hooves and puffed up her cheeks into a pout.
King Sombra suddenly came back from the dead but was then killed by the intense cuteness of Fluttershy! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" *Boom!*
Then when the red horn landed on the ground.
"And in order to finally ensure the end of Sombra, into the grinder you go!" Said Pinkie.
"See that? I killed a bad guy with my cuteness, think you can top that?"
"Mm hm!" Marble replied. This time Marble pulled out a cat costume and slipped it in while her mouth resembled a kitten's.
Big Mac was dead just by seeing the back of her!
Fluttershy then pulled out a bunny costume and Spike died right there!
"Um...could they please stop? If they kill every guy in Equestria, then we won't be able to procreate!" Twilight asked.
"What we need is someone with enough cuteness to cancel both of them out." spoke Pinkie with a professor's suit and a chalkboard with random equations on it.
"Yes...but who could..." Then Twilight realized who! "MUFFINS!" she screamed out loud.
Fluttershy and Marble Pie turned around and saw Derpy Hooves kill Discord and Tirek with her mouse costume!
Each mare stared each other down. Ready for one last round.
That's when Derpy ended it with a...with a...oh-no! She guzzled a youth potion, not only becoming a little filly again, but started munching on a giant muffin while popping out of it with a joy filled cry.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Then the blue screen of death! It was pushed aside to show Celestia.
"Dammit!" Said Celestia. "Everyone knows Luna is the cutest character of Mlp!" She proved this by holding up a filly Luna in her pajamas. "Who wants chocolate pudding?"
"Yay!"
"Okay, here comes the train! Choo choo!"
"Mommy! What about me?"
"Aww, I haven't forgotten you Spike." Then she pulled out a gem.
He grabbed it and nibbled on it with gusto.
"Haha..I love being a mother, now while you to play, I'll be fixing the world."