The insane tales of MLP

chapter 22

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"Bye friends, I'll be back in a week!"

"Bye Twilight!" They all replied. They watched as the cruise ship sailed away with the princess.

"Well, it'll be quite lonely without that pony around!" Said Applejack.

Then a mysterious sound was heard!

"Did you guys just hear a Situar and snake charming flute?"

"Yeah."

"Well, I think the sound is gone now..., come on everypony."

Then they heard the noise again.

"Or maybe not."

"Hmm...pony!" Said Rainbow Dash.

Then the sound played again.

"What in Ponyville is going on?" Said Applejack, activating the sound.

"P...pony?" said Fluttershy, activating the noise.

"Stop saying pony!" Pinkie cried out.

Then the noise sounded.

"Pony." Said Lyra, activating the sound.

"Everypony stop!" cried Rarity.

Then the noise sounded again!

"Where's that comin from?!" AJ shouted.

"Well, where ever it is, let's split up and gather 5 personal friends to figure out this mystery." Said Applejack.

"Yeah, and the last place owes everyone a bowl of ramen!" Said Rainbow Dash.

"Ooh, I am in the mood for a free bowl of shrimp ramen with lime in it...no offence Fluttershy." Said Rarity.

"None taken." Said Fluttershy.

"So it's agreed then?" Asked Spike.

"The girls nodded.

Applejack teamed up with Big Mac, Applebloom, Troubleshoes Clyde, Braeburn and Sheriff Silverstar.

Rainbow Dash teamed up with Soarin, Scootaloo, Spitfire, Surprise, and Gilda.

Pinkie Pie teamed up with Maud, Marble, Limestone, Cheese Sandwich, and Pokey Pierce.

Rarity teamed up with Coco Pommel, Sweetie Belle, Sassy Saddles, Thunderlane, and Whoa Nelly.

Fluttershy had Discord, Iron Will, Bulk Biceps, Lily Longsocks, and Blossomforth.

Finally, Spike had Trixie, Moondancer, Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer, and Minuette.

With all the teams set, they were off to find the noise.

With AJ's group, they searched all over the barn, Rd's group searched the skies, Fluttershy's group searched Everfree, Pinkie's group searched town, Rarity's group searched the mountains and Spike's group searched the castle.

So far they found nothing linking to the sound. They all met up at Town Hall.

"Uh...why is Spike crying?" asked Rarity.

"Well..." Spike's group said.

*Half an hour ago...*

"Alright, let's do this Twilight."

"Excuse me?"

"Oops, sorry Trixie." Then he turned. "Ready for this Twilight?"

"I'm Sunset Shimmer."

"Spike...do you mi..." Minuette was then cut off.

"Waaaaah! I want my mommy!"

*end of flashback.*

"Wow, even someone as mature kid as Spike still cries for his mom?" Said Applebloom.

"Aw, poor Spike." Said Sweetie Belle as she walked up to him. "Hey Spike?"

"*sniffle!* Yeah?"

"Here, you can borrow my Twilight Dolly."

"Why does she have one?" RD whispered to Rarity.

"*sigh* They were being sold at the toy store after Twilight became an alicorn."

Spike sighed in relief holding the doll.

"So, it wasn't Discord making the noise?" Said Sheriff Silverstar.

"What's Appleloosa's Sheriff doing here? Where's Caramel?" Asked Fluttershy.

"He was Yamcha'd last week."

"Right...when my sewing machine turned out to be a Decepticon..."

"How are we gonna find the source of the pony noise?"

That's when it came again.

"That's getting so annoying whenever it just arrives!" Said Pinkie

"But how are we gonna find it? It's not like we can pick up on its frequency!" Said Random Stranger.

"Actually...I think my textbooks show that's my next lesson in class." Said Moondancer.

"Then read ahead!" spoke RD.

"Okay, but it's at my house!"

All of them rode the train to Canterlot as fast as they could to her home in order to retrieve the textbook!

"Here! Alright, now let's go back to Ponyville!"

After learning the spell, they all went back to Ponyville via jumping off the mountain and into Ponyville lake in order to find the source of the sound!

"I don't know what's more stupid, the sound that plays when we say pony." *sound* "Or all of us jumping into a lake, against our better judgement." Said Soarin.

"I loved it!" cheered Cheese Sandwich.

"Me too!" Pinkie chimed in.

"In any case, we now have the means to end the pony sound." *sound.* Said Coco Pommel.

"Start reading!"

"Oh-no, I memorized the spell so I left the book home. Now I need all the unicorns and Discord standing with me to strengthen this radar spell."

"Count me out." yawned Discord.

That's when everyone got so angry that they beat Discord until he was as ugly as the Smooze.

"You gonna help now?" asked Sunset.

"Fine! Fine...Uncle Grandpa, j-just let me return to my normal form.

So then they all united their magic in order for the spell to have a range that goes 20 miles past the circumference of Ponyville. As they did, they honed in on the sound.

"Say it!"

"Pony!"

"There! That way!"

All of them ran to the source.

"Okay...so behind this cabin door..." Said Big Mac.

"Is the big jerk!" Said Spitfire.

"And we're gonna hurt him/her, like how we did to Discord." Said Scootaloo.

All of them put their weight together and pushed against the door.

"All together!" Said Thunderlane

And so they all hit the door at the same time, forcing the hinges to come clean off! They pushed it off and walked inside.

"Okay jerk! You annoyed the Tartarus out of all of us today, but your pranking ends here!"

That's when they saw Cadence and Shining Armor. "You 2?!"

"Sorry, he dared me too!"

"Did not!" Shining Armor said while playfully nudging his wife.

"You're the ones who keep playing that sound when someone says pony?"

Then they play the sound.

"Ha-ha! Yes."

"Why?"

"Come-on, married couples aren't just for life lovers, they can be playmates as well." replied Cadence.

"Well would ya stop it?"

"Fine...guess we'll have to play another game somewhere else." Said Shining Armor.

"Wanna go to Applewood and throw custard at everyone?" Asked Cadence.

"Sure."

"Well, that's one case closed thanks to us!" Spike concluded.

"Who's up for a wild party at the castle with everyone in Ponyville?" Asked Pinkie.

"We are!"

And so they partied the night away.