The insane tales of MLP
chapter 24
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"Rarity, you're a very good friend of mine."
"Thank you Applejack."
"Rara, you're a very good friend of mine as well."
"Thanks AJ."
"Now, could you both not try to kill each other?"
"Sorry darling, but the nickname Rara deserves an appropriate owner!"
"I'll give up the nickname after you pry it from my cold dead hooves!"
"Exactly what I was thinking!" Rarity tackled Coloratura as the wrestled on the ground
They then got up, and Rarity slapped her! Coloratura gasped as she returned fire! Then Rarity, then Coloratura, and then I got a bowl of cheese popcorn.
AJ sighed as both mares kept slapping the other so much it was making some of the dust kick up from the ground.
"Rara? More like Wah wah!" Rarity burned.
"Beautiful? Please, Waluigi is hotter than you!" Coloratura burned.
"Wah? Oh-come on!" said Waluigi, but that's when Coloratura grabbed him!
"Waluigi Launcher..."
"No, no, no, no, no..."
"FIRE!"
Rarity ducked as Waluigi went crashing into a tree.
"Your Waluigi Launcher has nothing on my Luigi Missile!" Then Rarity Launched him!
"Mama Miaaaaaaaa..."
Coloratura dodged!
And soon, Rarity and Coloratura started grabbing as many sidekicks as they could and started throwing them at each other!
"Stop, I already quit Batman, take the new kid!"
"Sonic! Help me!"
AJ at this point had a worker's helmet on while watching the fight.
"Spikey-Wikey, stop struggling."
"Rarity, under normal circumstances, I'd help you, but not like this!"
"Goku, where are you?!" Cried Krillin.
Both had also gone to using slingshots and flung the sidekicks.
"Batman! I need more ammo! She's about to fire Superboy and Supergirl!"
"You're hired!" Batman said to a kid.
"I need more time to fire these 2...aha!" That's when Rarity fired Maya Fey, Pearl Fey, Kay Faraday, Trucy Wright and Athena Cykes!
"Jean Francois (I'm scared!)" Said Jean Francois from Bunny Maloney.
The last two fired made a large dust cloud that covered both mares. After the mushroom cloud caused by Superboy and Supergirl, we see the 2 mares standing a top a mountain of sidekicks with flicking their hooves at each other.
"I just wanted permission for a sleepover." Said Applebloom.
"I hate mondays." Complained Barnacle Boy.
"I just...wanted...to meet talking ponies." Said Chloe Carmichael from FOP season 10.
"I only wanted...a sandwich!" Said Jake the Dog.
"Alright! That's enough!" AJ shouted while walking to the piles.
"But Applejack..."
"NO! For now on, I will never use the nickname: Rara ever again!"
"Aw man, I wanted to end the fight with you 2 being so exhausted that you could only tap each other on the shoulder!" Complained Trahzo.
"But that's not fair!" pouted Rarity.
"No, I don't wanna hear any of it! Now help me find my boyfriend Spike!"
"Hold-on, who said Spike was your boyfriend?" Said Coloratura.
"Of course he is."
"No, he's mine!" Said Rarity.
And here we go again.