"Hey. Hey, dude." A slovenly chap spoke to a rougish chap next to him, both sitting on the couch and currently under the influence of psychoactive stimulus of some sort, perhaps purchased from the local flora salesmen. The happened to be reading a certain helpful encyclopedia for research.
"Yeah, man?" The other chap answered.
"You, like, wanna just skip ahead from now on rather than follow the alphabet?"
"Dude... fuck the system, yo."
"Yo."
"Yo!"
"~Yooo~"
And so the alphabetical system was disregarded.
Deviljho AKA Devil Pickle
Class: Brute Wyvern
Threat Level: Very High
Romance Difficulty: Hard
Strong Element: None
Weak Element: Thunder/Dragon
Distinguishing Characteristics: A 10ft tall on digitigrade legs beastess, their frames are of a mixture of voluptuous and muscular, with strong taut limbs, a powerful tail, the plush and firm rear and thighs of a workout enthusiasts, and their breasts are akin to E cups. The body is covered in mostly dark green scales, yellowish spikes, and a gray underside. A saurian head, their maws are filled with rows upon rows of large fangs and on the ends of their fingers and toes are short yellowish green claws. When enraged, their muscles swell and scars from past combat reveal themselves in bright red, and dragon breath leaks from their maws.
Weapons: Rows of teeth fueled by powerful jaws, dragon breath, thick tail, throwing rocks, and powerful legs
Ailments: Dragon/Defense Down/Can throw rubble that inflicts ailments and blights based off material.
Habitats: Almost anywhere. if it has food, it can have a Deviljho. Sometimes it'll have a Deviljho anyway, there are few places they dare not tread... think about that for a moment.
Diets: I have actually acquired a rough translation of an ancient Deviljho girl mantra, "If it breathes, it's a food."
Behavior: Deviljho girls are mostly seen as living incarnations of gluttony/lust or nearly mindless beasts with an endless hunger and untamable libido being the only thing on their minds. For the most part, that isn't entirely true but they sure as hell won't go out of their way to correct people, those monikers suit them just fine in their humble opinions. Since the Deviljho are a nomadic and very uncommon species, they rarely ever quarrel amongst each other over territory. Their main rivals are usually other species on the higher food chain, though for most cases, the term rival would be stretching it. Usually Deviljho can only be challenged on equal grounds by a few other monster girls, not elder dragons or each other, such as Rajang, a brave Zinogore, Stygian Zinogre, Anorupatisu, and Bazelguese. Few can imagine the destruction from both the combat and sexual intercourse that would ensue, (The combat and sexual intercourse are of course hard to distinguish). Deviljho are uber-predators not in the elder dragon category, though a few argue they should be considering the damage they can bring and their ungodly ability to reach nearly any environment and bring the ecosystem to ruin.
Deviljho will eat anything of flesh and blood, sometimes not even that if they're feeling it. If you're not another monster girl or an exceptional sexual practitioner, expect to see first hand the inside of a Deviljho girl's stomach. If you are another monster girl or sexual practitioner, expect to be eaten out in the fun yet demeaning way, for Deviljho monster girls are know to to be domineering on what they see as welps.
While known to go into deep feeding frenzies like their primal versions, they have enough brain power to understand that destroying an ecosystem by devouring an entire population is bad and understand that attacking a civilization really wouldn't do them any favors. And despite the stereotypes that surround them, they're actually one of the smarter brute wyverns. The only reason why they're seen as otherwise is because of the berserker like way they hunt and fight, and to be fair, they know they don't have to use that much brain power in most cases, so they typically don't. But be warned oh ye of little regard, if pushed far enough, they can be cunning in their own right if necessary, using their brute strength to use the environment and even other monsters to bludgeon, shake, and even inflict non biological ailments on those who truly challenge them.
The worst part is, Deviljho go through stages of power. When a Deviljho girl manages to overpower and dominate another Deviljho girl or devour enough of their primal counterparts, they become savage and are essentially always in a base state akin to common Deviljho rage. Upon becoming savage, they unlock another tier of dragon power that can be unleashed when they truly become enraged, a powerful cloak of dragon fire veiling the top of their heads. With it, their dragon breaths reach twice as long and are twice as powerful, but it comes with a price, making them more vulnerable to sensations such as pleasure and pain during and a little after.
Think it stops there? Nope. There's another level they can acquire, a form very few aspire to attain and even fewer truly gain... these individuals are called Ghost Deviljho girls. Larger Deviljho with scales turned gold, fangs and back spikes twice the normal size, and a faint golden aura, these are famous and powerful Deviljho beyond even seasoned and hardcore of the Deviljho. They are mysterious and almost have an ethereal beauty akin to an elder dragon, but to lose oneself in their sight is to make a fatal mistake. They are twice as voracious as most savage Deviljho and thrice as terrifying in combat. The worst part is, they always come in pairs.
Many a man and woman has fallen at the hands of these beast women... save for my man (subject of testing).
How to Approach and Seduce: (For this, you're gonna need the typical assets all hunters and huntress need and a little extra. Cunning, a body gained from rigorous training, a strong set of equipment, a steak filled with paralysis, possibly a defense/attack up seed, and brass balls/tits so heavy, people wonder how you walk without problems. Now, first you need to find one and you'll be able to by three ways: evidence gathering through tracks, paying attention to the lack of fauna in the area and the remaining ones being highly skittish, and the faint sound of an orchestra playing some fierce tunes that sound like a theme that would play if Jaws was on land... the last part sounds questionable as all hell, true, but trust me, IT JUST HAPPENS.
Once you spot one, make sure she is drooling. If she isn't you're gonna have to go in there, fight her until she becomes enraged, and fight her until she's straight up tired. Once she is relatively slow, drooling her acidic saliva, and somehow even hungrier than before, set that paralyzing steak down and watch the magic happen. Since they'll be too hungry to question why you suddenly placed some raw meat on the ground, they'll go straight for it and dig in. Then they'll fall into a brief state of paralysis and you, the hunter or huntress, shall spring upon them with the ferocity of a horny spirit of an animal of your choice. You need to go mosswine on her hot body, massage, fondle, and suckle those sweet tits, play with her booty and fuck it as hard as you can, but more importantly, do everything you can to her vagina, eat it, fuck it, massage it, the end game is to pleasure her the best way you can. You have approximately two minutes. Make it count soldier and try not to lose yourself, cause those body parts are pieces of forbidden fruit growing on the devil herself.
Note: you cannot use sleep drugged meat for two reasons. One, the moment you touch them, they'll wake up, so it isn't practical. Two and more importantly, they consider that date rape and will literally not stop until you are torn asunder and digested... yes, you read that correctly. Sleep drugging, bad, paralysis drug, good. Why? Because they feel vulnerable, can be more easily exploited, and receive no pleasure from sexual acts when they're asleep. And they really hate that last part.
... moving on
Let's say two minutes have passed and you pleasure her, she should fall to her knees by the end of it. Let her regain her composure and give you the once over look. Prepare you're eardrums and ready your body, because she'll release a mighty roar, enter the enraged state, possibly yet again, and pounce upon you. Sexually. This is where the buffs come in, because the sex will be wild and she is essentially the devil gettin' it on with a smaller mortal, you of course, and unless you've got the body of a god, you'll probably get hurt even more so by the end of it.
You'll need to finish for the three great holes, or in the case of a lady finish with those great two holes and give the pussy an extra finish, and I can't stress this enough that when I say you need to finish in the mouth, I mean facial. Now some people may ask me, "Can she blow?" and I calmly reply, "You can certainly put it in the mouth, but with all those teeth and acidic saliva, why would you?". Basically, you are going for a facial. Hopefully, you'll have accomplished the task and satisfied her by the fourth round. If you've gone longer, than even better.
Probably won't be as good as me, but whatever, this isn't a competition.
After all that sex, you'll have to go out and hunt a large monster for her to dine on. Any big game will do, though the harder to get stuff are more favored and if you bring her the flesh of a primal Deviljho then you're going to be making some seriously great impressions that will help for that romace aspect and will get you another round of sex right after dinner.
Another note: Candles and some nice flowers aren't a necessity but certainly appreciated. Set the atmosphere you know?
Anyway, you and the Deviljho girl are officially dating. Good job.
Final solid note, for each tier such as Savage to the Ghost, take away 30 seconds for each level up for paralysis and add on to the mastery required to stimulate them, not to mention their greater combat difficulty. Be ready, bring demondrugs and armorskin. Better if it's the mega versions for the final tier.)
Romance: Deviljho girls, what to expect? Well, they are girls who can definitely eat A LOT and frequently on the move. Understand that they're nomadic by nature, even more so than their other brute wyvern cousins, and if you decide to get romantic with one, you will be too. They're extremely useful for combat and hunting, especially when dealing with their primal relatives and usual elder dragons. They're not gatherers for the most part, but don't shy away from bringing that to the table. They're hardcore hunters, but even a hardcore hunter coud use a calm relaxion from the bloodshed now and again. Despite stereotypes, they're not homicidal, just hungry.
You and her are going to work very hard to bring home the bacon and if you don't, then prepare to be the bacon. And after every great feast, work up a great stamina to satiate her nearly bottomless lust. And in between, give her a little sweetness. Give it time and effort, and you will win that even larger heart.
(Deviljho are amazing for hunters looking for a monster girl with muscular physique combined with curvature. Seriously, feel those abs then feel your own and understand the true meaning of inferior. Then feel those tits and ass to understand the meaning of "supersize me". And those vaginal muscles, if you're a man sticking it in there, lemme tell you son, you will be milked dry because both sets of mouths are insatiable. Blowjobs are out of the question and you should know why by now.
Deviljho girls aren't relentless hunters and unforgiving to their prey. To you, they're going to be like cuddly, mini godzillas. Expect a deep embrace within their bosoms everyday and a good bout of rough lovemaking throughout your nights. Just like their hunger, their love for you can become endless. Like any relationship, just put in the effort)
Hardcores: Hardcore variants of the regular and savage variants have stronger attacks and take more time to wear down. That's all. There's legends of an Aberrant Deviljho variant, but most Deviljho girls, when questioned, refuse to talk about "her". Odd.
Overall: Endless hunger, endless libido, and potential endless love. Do you qualify to earn the latter?
AN: Welp, no more alphabetical order, instead, I'll do what I feel and you're all free to offer up those suggestions.
For your, uh... research! Yeah, research! That's purely what this is.
Research.
