Hello there! I was gonna try to hold off on updating a few more days but I've gotten some good positive feedback so what the hell! And I really love this chapter. So here you go! Thank you everyone who's given love and support since the first chapter!
The next night he was practically dragged out of his apartment by Garcia. He didn't understand why it was so necessary for him to go to this bar. He wasn't good at social gatherings, especially in obnoxious public places like a bar. Hotch got out of going by saying Jack was sick, why couldn't he get out?
"Come on, Reid! It'll be fun! And Lila'll be there," Garcia said said in a flirtatious tone that he did not appreciate.
"What does that have to do with anything?" he asked, feeling the heat rise a bit to his cheeks. He wasn't about to let on that he found her cute. There was no point. She wasn't from around here and he probably wouldn't see her again after tonight.
"I saw the way you were eyeing her. It's like you have a thing for blonde's named Lila." Garcia had a cheeky smile on her face as they walked arm in arm down the stairs of his building to Morgan who was waiting outside in his car. Yes, he did like Lila Archer but he hadn't thought about her in so long. It was just a coincidence that JJ's cousin also happened to be named Lila and was also a blonde and if he wasn't so annoyed about being forced to go out he might run the statistics to find out how many other blonde Lila's there were in America.
When they finally got to the bar, JJ, Will, and Lila were already there and had secured a couple of tables for them. JJ and Will were dressed normally, but it looked like Lila had decided to take a...less modest path. To him, it looked like just a roll of red fabric was all that was covering her and he found it hard to believe a gold chain was the only thing holding it up. Surely something so...small couldn't stay up and keep her covered forever? He flushed at the mere thought of that happening. That was entirely inappropriate to think of her that way.
"You guys made it!" Lila said and hugged Garcia who hugged her back instantly. It must be a girl thing to hug all the time.
"I had to drag our boy here out, but we did!" Garcia said and playfully elbowed him in the ribs.
"Hello," he said with a polite way, catching Lila's eyes and holding them for longer than he intended.
"I'm really glad you came out, Spencer," Lila said and smiled up at him. It was a pretty smile.
Within twenty minutes, Emily and Rossi had arrived. Just like Garcia, Emily and Lila hugged. It's definitely a girl thing. Once everyone was there, alcoholic drinks were ordered for everyone save him. He wasn't a fan of drinking, which earned him a few remarks from Lila who took shots like it was her true calling.
"So did you come out here just for Henry's birthday?" Emily asked once everyone had their drink.
"A little bit," Lila said with a smile. "I had already planned my vacation go to go Texas to see my dad. He's a lawyer out there. Then JJ texted and said she was having Henry's first birthday. So I made some changes and decided to come out here after I saw my dad. And I'm really pleased I did." He could have sworn she gave him a glance as she spoke. He blushed.
"Now we're stuck with her," JJ said with a playful smile and Lila laughed. He liked watching their family dynamic.
"Oh my god, I love this song. Let's dance!" Garcia said when a new song started to play. Just like all the other music, Spencer had no idea what it was or why anyone would willing want to listen to it. But to each their own.
Garcia was able to drag Morgan and Prentiss onto the dance floor. Lila was trying to convince to him to join then. "C'mon, Spencer! It'll be fun! You can prove to me how sober dancing is better than drunk dancing," she said, pulling on his sleeve.
"I'm really not good at it, Lila," he said, trying to get her to leave him be. It worked. With a pout that he hated to admit was adorable, Lila went to the dance floor to join his friends. Of course he had never seen her dance before, sober or drunk, but he thought she was pretty good. Or maybe it was just she moved her hips a lot and he liked to watch that. When he realized it was the latter he quickly turned his attention to his friends who were still sitting.
"Everything alright, Spence? You look a little red in the face?" JJ asked, sounding truly concerned.
"What? Oh, uh, yeah. Just, uh, hot in here," he stammered and shoved his face down into the pop he was drinking.
"It is kinda warm in here," Will said, coming to Spencer's aid. It was warm in the building but that wasn't the only thing making Spencer flush.
After a few more dances, Morgan came back to the table, out of breath. "Man, those girls go hard core," he said, taking a swig of his beer.
"Well Lila's a wild one and you know how Garcia can be," JJ said, laughing.
"I can see that. Reminds me of my college days," Morgan said.
"Well, she graduated from college not too long ago. She's only 24," JJ said, watching the three girls dance.
"Ah, so she's got the party bug in her, huh?" Morgan asked and laughed when JJ nodded.
"But she seems very bright," added Rossi.
"Oh, she is. Don't me wrong. She graduated college a year early by working hard. She has her Master's degree and I think she just started working on a PhD." Spencer was impressed by what JJ was saying. He didn't know of anyone else to go through college like that. She might not be (or at least he didn't think she was) a registered genius like he was, but he could appreciate how hard she worked.
"Look's like you won't be the only Doc for long," Morgan said playfully towards Spencer.
"Do you know what she's going for?" Spencer asked, genuinely curious. He was hoping it would be something math or science related. That would give him something he could talk to her about and she would actually understand. Plus he also felt more comfortable talking about subjects he was well versed in. Although he definitely knew a lot more than just what he had degrees in.
"I believe forensic psychology. At least that's what she got her Master's in," JJ said, scrunching her face as she tried to think.
"Ah," he said, a bit disappointed.
Emily eventually made it back to the table, feeling pretty good. He could tell she was under the influence as she was laughing and smiling a lot more than she usually does. "The girls miss you on the dance floor, Reid." She had substituted her alcohol for water and was sipping it as she spoke.
He gave an awkward laugh and shrug. Unsure of what to say to that. Part of him kind of wanted to try to dance but he knew better. Maybe if it was just his friends here he would take the chance and step onto the dance floor but with Lila here… He didn't want to make a fool of himself.
It was starting to get late. Rossi had taken Emily home and JJ and Will wanted to go home to Henry. Lila was still having fun with Garcia and didn't want to leave so Morgan agreed to take her home. Reid was both happy and nervous about this.
An hour or so after JJ and Will left, Morgan was able to coax the girls off of the dance floor and out of the bar. Finally it was time to go back home.
Lila and Garcia were holding onto each other behind him and Morgan as the foursome walked to Morgan's car. The girls were giggling and talking to each other.
"Oh my gosh, Dolly, this was such a fun night! I wish you lived closer!" That was definitely Garcia talking.
"I know, boo! You're my best friend and I love you! I wish we could hang out all the time!" Lila sounded like she was about to cry with the amount of emotions that were behind her words.
"I do too! When do you go back?"
"I have like another two days."
"We need to hang out again before you go!"
"Yes! Oh! You know what sounds really good right now that we should totally do when we hang out?"
"No, what!"
"Have you ever just gotten naked and burrito'd yourself in a super warm and fuzzy blanket?" Spencer almost tripped and fell when Lila spoke. Does she always casually mention getting naked like that? Did she want him to picture it because he was trying very hard not to. He knew his face was the color of a firetruck and he was so thankful for the concealment of the night. Morgan, on the other hand, found Lila's comment hilarious and started to laugh.
"No," Garcia said, "I've never tried that." She spoke like she had just heard the greatest revelation known to mankind. "But I should! I have a fuzzy purple blanket!"
"Yes! Oh!" Lila moaned as if waves of pleasure had just hit her, "it's the very best! We're so doing it!"
Spencer was getting very uncomfortable with this topic the girls were discussing and he didn't understand why Derek wasn't. Is this what normal people talk about? Undressing and swaddling up in a blanket? And people thought he was the weird one.
"Reid," Derek said, placing an arm around his shoulders, "you have got to remember this conversation they're having tomorrow."
"I don't think I could ever forget it, even without the eidetic memory," he muttered.
"Great, because I will bet you fifty bucks that neither of them remember it," Morgan said with a laugh.
Spencer was aware that drinking enough alcohol could make someone black out and not remember what they had done while drinking but this... This seemed like a conversation that would be worth remembering, even drunk.
"Doesn't he have a cute butt?" He heard Lila's comment and he almost didn't want to know who she was talking about.
"Derek?" Asked Garcia.
"Spencer," Lila said and this time Spencer did trip which caused Derek to howl with laughter. "I just want to bite it."
"What do you think about her biting your cute butt, Lover Boy?" Morgan asked playfully, still trying to contain his laughter.
Thankfully he didn't have to answer because they had just reached the car. He was never so happy to be inside a vehicle in his entire life. Now that he was sitting, Lila couldn't bite his rear end. Was that even something people did? He knew he was a novice when it came to sexual experiences, but that didn't seem like something couples regularly engaged in. Of course he could be wrong. The most action he'd ever gotta was making out with Lila Archer in her pool and that was years ago. Maybe things have changed since then.
Garcia and Lila were just as obnoxious on the ride back home. They started singing one of the songs he heard from the club and he really wished they wouldn't. Not only were they subpar with their singing skills, but every other word of the song was either something vulgar or sexual. He couldn't comprehend why people would willingly want to listen to this type of music. Not when options like Bach and Mozart were available.
Morgan didn't seem bothered by any of it, which Spencer found surprising. Is this what's is like when he goes out on dates? It couldn't be. That didn't seem fun, for her to get drunk while he stays sober and drives them everywhere. Maybe it's something you get used to over time? This is why he didn't want to go out in the first place. Social situations are just confusing. Life is a lot simpler at home, reading a good book...or twelve. Depending on how much time he has.
Garcia was the first to get dropped off. She hugged Lila for an obscenely long time and practically cried as she said good bye. He was concerned about her ability to make it all the way up to her apartment but Morgan insisted that Garcia was fine. Apparently she's made it up in a lot worse of a condition before. Something he found hard to believe.
Next to go was Lila. Part of him was happy because she had become very good at making him uncomfortable, but another part was going to miss her. He wasn't sure if he was going to get to see her again which made him really wish she was sober. He was actually thinking about giving her that kiss from their first meeting but he didn't want to do it while she was drunk. Maybe it was for the best. He probably would have chickened out anyways.
"Thank you, so much!" Lila said, leaning forward from the back seat to the front where he and Derek were. She put her arms around both of their shoulders. "You guys are the best, seriously." She gave each of them a kiss on top of their heads, making Spencer blush. Derek just chuckled. "Derek, you are such a beautiful, wonderful, bald, black man. Spencer, you're so adorable. I love ya. Don't ever change." Spencer wasn't sure what she meant by that but thought it was best not to over think it. She couldn't actually love him after knowing him for just over a day. It just must be a thing drunk people say.
After some struggle, Lila was able to get herself out of the car and make her way up to JJ and Will's apartment. He sighed as Morgan pulled away and got back on the road. In just a few minutes they would be at his apartment and he could finally relax. But he would miss her.
"Have a nice night out, Reid?" Morgan asked, a smile on his face. Spencer was convinced that Morgan hadn't stopped smiling since they left the bar. He would never understand what was so funny about the whole situation.
"It was interesting," Spencer said, trying to play it cool. He knew Morgan would see right through that.
"Aw, c'mon. You know you had fun. And it seems like Little Miss Lila has a thing for you."
"Doesn't really matter, does it? She'll go back to Seattle soon and who knows if I'll see her again," he said in a small voice.
"Hey, don't be like that. That didn't stop you from getting some action from the first Lila. And she's JJ's cousin. I'm sure it'll be easier to keep in contact with her than a movie star." Morgan did have a point there. He had a direct link to her all this time and he didn't even know it. But he also knew what his job was like. Constantly on the go, days away from home. Its hard enough to keep a relationship going when the person is in the same area as you, let alone the other side of the country. No, it wasn't worth it to try anything with her. He wished he could get another chance but he's made it this long being by himself, he was confident he could survive.
He had made peace with never seeing Lila again when Morgan pulled up in front of his building. "Here we are, Reid. I'll see you at work," he said. "Oh, and would you mind checking the back seat? I thought I heard something rattling around. I think one of the girls left something."
Spencer nodded and got out of the front seat to check the back. "Yeah, there's a pair of shoes back here." He inspected the black heels that he distinctly remembered Lila wearing. Great. "They're Lila's."
"Wanna take them? Gives you an excuse to go over there tomorrow and see her."
Morgan had a point. He would enjoy seeing her under sober circumstances. He grabbed the shoes and was just about to head out when he noticed something else. There was a scrap of red fabric on the floor as well. Did her dress tear while she was in here? He didn't notice any holes in the dress. He picked it up and noticed the holes that had to be for legs...oh. It wasn't a scrap of fabric from her dress at all...
"Everything alright, Reid?" Morgan reached around and turned on the light in the car so he could see better. When he looked back, he caught Spencer holding Lila's unmentionables and started laughing again. Spencer wasn't sure he'd ever heard Morgan laugh so much in one night before.
"How the hell did she manage to get that off in here without us knowing?" Morgan just shook his head. "Well, looks like you have something else to return to her."
That's the second chapter. I hope you enjoyed it. If you have any questions/comments/concerns/suggestions/ect feel free to review and or PM me.
I also wanna take a moment to address and PM I got a few days ago asking if I take requests. It's not really my thing but if you give me something good and detailed I might be able to work with it. Anyways, that's not the point. This person wanted a story involving a sexual relationship between adult JJ and a 15 year old male. I obviously said no. That is not appropriate. Since this person didn't seem to understand why that's not appropriate I figure there are probably others reading this story that might not understand either. So here we are. Someone underage cannot give consent to sexual things. They just can't. Especially involving a grown ass woman. I know in the state I live there's like a 2 year rule for like minors hooking up with each other but that's not the issue at hand. A women in her 30s going after someone more than half her age is statutory rape which is very very bad. Obviously there are people like that out there but I seriously doubt JJ would be one of them. Especially since she works for the FBI.
Okay, that's my PSA for the day.