The insane tales of MLP

chapter 27

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Hey, I'm Trahzo, you may know me for the Pimp Spike's Swag series. I just wanna say how excited I am because we're doing a parody of one of my fave animes! Play the theme song!

Let's go!

When, the night is young,

You faced the darkest hour...

The face in the mask,

it can taaaake you...break you!

Follow the light and it will guide us through the night! Follow the light!

Believe in me as I believe in you! I believe in you!

You know who's got the power...

It was a bright full moon as a little boy...was riding on an eagle?

"Hmm...ah ha! I see it! It's New Ponyville!"

The eagle cawed as it descended down to the town.

"Huh?" The boy then saw a sapphire necklace. "Ooh, that looks yummy!"

The next morning...

Twilight sighed as she walked down the street from school. "*groan!* What stupid ass people! Why should I listen to things I already know?" Twilight then entered her house. "I'm home!"

"Hey Twilight." Said Twilight Velvet. "Dad will be at work for a little while longer and said to start dinner without us."

She toned her mom out and went to her room. Twilight then sat at her desk.

"Hi."

"Hello little naked boy sitting on my bed." As soon as Twilight opened her textbook. "Little naked boy siiting on my bed?!"

"That's me!" smiled Spike as Twilight reeled back.

"Wh-wh-wh..."

"Welp, snack time!" Then he pulled out an emerald bracelet and ate it. "Yum...you taste the 20 karots."

And then Twilight inhaled, and then...

"Áaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"Twilight are you..." As soon as Velvet entered the room. "Hey! What do you think you're doing to Spike?"

"Mom?! Why is there a naked boy on my bed?!"

"Because he got his dress and boxers all wet and they're currently drying in the dryer."

"That's not the point! Who is this?"

"Spike." smiled the boy finishing the bracelet.

"Could you not eat that? You're gonna upset your stomach!" Twilight shouted.

"But it's good!" he whined before swallowing the last piece.

"Mom! Stop him!"

"But he's so cute."

"Also, I got a book for you!" He said

"Did you just say book?" Peaking her interest.

Spike nodded and held out a green book to her.

Twi then swiped the book and flipped through the pages.

"What? I can't read any of this, what kind of language is..." Then she saw text in a different color. "Why can I read this and not this?"

"Try reading it."

"Alright." she spoke. "Zaker."

Spike's eyes then went blank and white as a powerful blast of lightning destroyed the window wall of Twilight's room! Twilight Sparkle and Twilight Velvet's mouths were agape. Spike then went back to normal.

"Whoa! What happened to your room?"

Twilight stared at him and the book and realized. "Wait...is this a..." Then she smiled, began shaking, having swirly eyes..."A magic book?"

"Oh-boy, you better step back kid."

"Why ?"

"Because Twilight loves magic, and now seeing that it's real..."

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Twilight started jumping around the room in a frenxy of joy.

Velvet then took Spike, ran out of the room and then closed the door!

"Wow, I didn't know she liked magic so much."

"Yep, your clothes should be dry now. So while you're getting dressed, I'll get dinner ready."

"Oh boy, dinner!"

Later at the table.

"So Spike, where'd you come from?"

"Canterlot Castle."

That made Twilight spit her water out in shock. "What?"

"Yeah, your teacher Princess Celestia even gave me this letter for you to read." He said pulling it out.

Twilight took the letter and unfolded it.

"Dear Twilight, my star pupil, I found this child with the book as he was eating the crown jewels. I liked this kid so much that I sent him to you in the hopes of making friends at that new school of yours and maybe you can also figure out the secret of the book.

Sincerely

Princess Celestia."

Twilight then stared at Spike. "Hmph! I doubt a wierd kid like you can help me be social."

"Just you wait, come tomorrow, you're gonna make lots of friends with my guidance." Spike said with confidence.

Later after dinner, Night Light came home to see the giant hole in the house.

"What the?" He then ran in the house and then saw Spike sleeping on the couch.

"Honey? Why is there a whole in the front of the house? Why is a boy in a dress sleeping on our couch? Also, why is there a boy in a dress?"

"That's a very long story dear..."

The next day...

Twilight sighed as Spike walked beside her.

"Why are you following me to school? Shouldn't you be in Elementary School?"

"Nope, I was home schooled by Celestia before I came here."

"...Anyways, just go away."

"Hey!" Said the Hall Monitor.

"Oh-my-God!"

"Why do you have a kid with you?"

"Hello, I'm Spike."

"Hey Spike, I'm Applejack the hall monitor. Anyways, why do you have a kid with you?"

"He's...my gimmick?"

"I thought your gimmick was being the honor student who was too good for anyone?"

"That's why I"m here. To help Twilight make friends."

"Ha ha ha! There is no way you can help such a hopeless case like Twilight make friends." Laughed a Pink haired human. "Also hi I'm Pinkie Pie."

"Hi Pinkie, I'm Spike and I'm gonna prove you all wrong."

"How so?"

Then Spike climbed on Twilight's back.

"Hey, what are you..."

"Students of New Ponyville High, I am Spike! Twilight Sparkle's 1st friend!"

That caught all of their attention.

Twilight never felt more embarrassed in her entire life.

"Did you hear that? She has a friend." whispered Soarin.

"She's finally opening up...good for her." whispered Sunset Shimmer.

They murmured to themselves while Spike felt happy with that proclamation.

"Ooh! Can I be your friend?" Asked an optimistic Pinkie.

"Sure you can." replied Spike.

"Stop it you stupid kid, we're gonna be late for class!"

Twilight ran off to class with Spike running to catch up.

Later...

"Hey Spike, I heard that you're Twilight's 1st friend." Said a handsome boy that made Twilight look away blushing.

"Who are you?"

"I'm Flash Sentry, Twilight's boyfriend."

"Wooooooow, Twilight you have a handsome boyfriend."

Twilight didn't answer as she did not look at Flash.

"Yeah, she can be a little shy around me, but we love each other a lot." He said with Twilight nodding.

After class...

"So Twi, feel like like a date Fri..." Flash was then cutoff!

"Hey!" Said a threatening voice.

They then turned around...

"You...gotta...be...shitting...my...ass!"

Then a blue colored girl with a yellow and white girl behind her walked up to them.

"I don't care if you're finally opening up, I'm gonna kick your ass to show how much of a bitch you are. Tomorrow, after school, on the roof! Don't show, me and my girls Fluttershy and Rarity will beat-up everyone in 10 seconds flat!"

Twilight was scared.

"Hi, I'm Spike. What is your name upcoming opponent?"

"Rainbow Dash pipsqueak!"

"Okay..." Then Spike climbed on Twilight. "Hey everyone! Tomorrow after school! The heroine Twilight Sparkle shall bravely battle the evil Rainbow Dash!"

'That little boy is so adorable, makes me wanna take my little sister Sweetie Belle with me to school.'

"That's it! I'm gonna make sure to really break your jaw tomorrow?" she growled to Twilight.

And like that, she walked off.

"Rarity! Fluttershy!"

"C...c...coming."

Then as they left...

"That yellow girl was pretty."

"Look at what you did!"

"Yeah, you like how you look like a hero to the pe...ack!" Spike was being strangled and smacked!

"You idiot! That was Rainbow Dash, the toughest in school, the most violent in school, the most physically fit on school, the most angriest in school, why did you go and do that?"

"I wanted to help you find friends!"

"How does..."

"You are the bravest of us all Twilight!" Said Pinkie as she hugged Twilight.

"Yeah, with your kind of confidence. Rainbow Dash will be a thing of the past." Said Trixie.

"Three cheers for the only one of us to stand up to Rainbow Dash everyone!" Said Flash Sentry.

'Great...I'm gonna d...' Then she thought again. 'Maybe Spike and that spell book could be useful...'

Meanwhile after school...

"I'm gonna beat her so bad, and then I'll have the whole school working for me, and it'll all be thanks to you Pyzon!" Rainbow Dash said to a kid with tan skin, red sleeveless shirt, yellow and orange spiky hair and white shorts.

He nodded.

Later that night...

"Okay Twilight...you'll be okay, as long as you can read the spell before she can punch you, you will win the fight."

Then the book glowed and then...

"A new spell...Ra-shield...must be a shield...good to know..."

"Maybe you should try and fight without using the spell." Spike suggested.

She cringed at that. "What's the worst that could happen?"

"Hmm...guess you're right, let's show her out Kamehameha!"

"Were you in my brother's room looking at his shelf of anime DVD's?"

"Yeah, where is your brother?"

"He's busy as a dad."

"Ooh...can we see him after we win the fight?"

"Maybe."

"Yay!"

The next day...

Twilight nervously walked to school with Spike beside her.

Pyzon leaned on a tree as he saw them walk into the building.

'It's time.'

They then met at the roof.

"Hello bitch!".

"Language, I have a kid with me!"

"So? I have a kid with me too!" Said Rainbow Dash as Pyzon walked in front of her. Then she pulled out an orange book.

'You gotta be crapping my pussy!'

"Hey, she has a book just like us Twilight."

"You 2 have a book like this one?"

"No! Yes! I don't know!" Twilight spoke up with nervousness.

"I can tell you 2 are newbs. So that's why I'll make this the most painful as I can make it! Burzarro!"

Then Pyzon fired a huge fireball at them! Twilight grabbed Spike and dodged!

*Boom!*

"You may have dodged that, but you won't next time!"

Twilight then pulled out her book. "Now Spike, Zaker!"

His mouth opened as the stream of lighting shot at RD and Pyzon.

Then like a mirror, Pyzon and Rainbow Dash matched each other in movements as they dodged.

"Scaterfa!" Then Pyzon scatter shot mini fireballs.

"Ra-shield!"

Spike's eyes and mouth stayed the same as a large shield sprung up in front of them. The fireballs hit the shield but then bounced back coated in electricity!

"Crap!"

Then there was an explosion sending them flying! The shield went down and showed that there was fire all around them. Pyzon then saw that his book was burned.

"Aaaah! My book!" Pyzon tried putting it out, but this fire was an unnatural one as the fire didn't go out at all.

"Whoa...check it out Twilight."

Pyzon then faded away as the book turned to ash. Fluttershy & Rarity who were spectating were just in awe of the aftermath.

"Noooo!" RD cried out. Then she looked at Twilight and Spike. "I'll remember this!" Then she ran away. "So humiliating!"

"Whoa." spoke Twilight.

"Yeah Twilight! Way to make the bad guys run away!" Spike cheered.

"I...did it...I beat Rainbow Dash. Oh my goodness...my heart's beating very fast..."

Later that day...

"Twilight, how did you and Spike get so dirty?"

"There was a mishap during science class?" She lied.

"In any case, go take Spike and wash-up."

Twilight listened and dragged Spike to the bathroom.

Twilight was lathering Spike's green hair.

"That feels very good Twilight...ooh, look at the bubbles floating around."

Twilight smiled at Spike's innocence.

'So, there are more like Spike out there huh? I wonder when we'll see another...' That's when she found the little horns in Spike's hair. "Bwuh!" She then let go of Spike, letting him run around the bathroom catching bubbles.

And then one day, they'd meet their 1st ally.

"Hey, hey, let's dance all day! Boing, boing!" Pinkie sang with a kid holding the boom box. Twilight face palmed at this.