The insane tales of MLP
chapter 28
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Pinkie was walking through Ponyville with a smile before stopping at spotting a familiar Griffon. "Gilda!"
"Oh...hey Pinkie...what do you want?"
"You! dare show your face after what you did before? Unforgivable!" yelled Pinkie as two black bars appeared above and below her head.
"Hey, I'm just here to..." Then she got slapped. "Hey, I..." slap. "You asked for it, I'm gonna kick your flank later at 4:00 at the watering hole!"
"I'll be there with friends to spectate!"
"Yeah, spectate how you got knocked the fuck out!" And like that, Gilda flew off!
The day ticked by faster than thought.
"Okay RD and Twilight, check out my skills."
"What skills?"
"Trust me, she's going down." And then she and Gilda faced each other.
*Sailor Moon*
"Take this!" Then she pulled out a wand. "Piiiink, suuugar, heaaart, attack!" Then she aimed the want at Gilda before getting punched!
"Why would you do that Pinkie?" Asked Twilight.
*Dragonball Z*
"Kaaaaameeeee, haaaaaameeeee." And then Gilda punched her again!
*Bo-bobo Bo-bobobo!*
"Superfist of the Nose Hair!" And then Gilda punched her again, knocking Pinkie out!
"Are you done fucking off?"
Then Pinkie got back-up and that's when Spike appeared with a book.
"Pinkie!"
"Thanks Spike."
"Spike, why are you in a dress?" Asked Twilight.
"Oh-man, perfect black mail." Said Rainbow Dash before taking a picture.
*Zatch Bell.*
"Zaker!" Then she punted Spike.
"Aaaaaaaaah!"
"Spike!" Then Twilight ran after the airborne dragon.
*F-Zero GP Legend*
"Falcon..." And then Gilda punched her again!
*Gurren Lagaan*
And then Pinkie got out a toy drill.
"Giga Drill Br..." And then Pinkie got punched again!
"Pinkie, maybe you should just stay down." suggested AJ.
"Yes, you're making Fluttershy cry the more you get hit darling." Said Rarity.
"I love anime, but I never take it this far." Said a crying Fluttershy.
And then Pinkie pulled out 7 gems.
*Sonic X*
"Chaos...Cont..." And punched again!
"Are you done with this anime BS.!"
"N...no!"
"These attacks wont work because anime is not real you stupid ding dong!"
"What...did...YOU SAY?!"
"I said anime isn't real bitch!"
Pinkie then jumped back and began rubbing her forelegs.
*Toriko*
"Fork!" Then she stabbed her straight hoof at Gilda! "Knife!" Then she karate chopped Gilda!
"Yes! Keep on going Pinkie!" Said Rainbow Dash.
*One Punch Man*
"Serious Punch!" And then she hit Gilda really hard!
*Rosario + Vampire*
"Now learn your place!" Then with one last very hard kick to the face, Gilda was out like a light!
"Woohoo!" cheered RD.
"She...actually did it." Said Applejack.
"Pinkie you're alive!" Fluttershy said, flying to her friend and giving her a hug.
"Yes, well done." Said Rarity.
"Thank you, now of you 3 don't mind, I'm taking Fluttershy home to do yuri things."
"What did you just say about me?"
And then Pinkie took Fluttershy to her bedroom.