The insane tales of MLP
chapter 31
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In the not to distant future, way down in Deep 7,
Twilight Sparkle and TV's Shimmer were hatching an evil scheme!
They hired a temp by the name of Starlight,
Just an average gal they didn't like!
But the experiment needed a good test case,
So they conked her in the noggin and they shot her into spaaaace!
"LET...ME...DOOOOOWN!"
We'll send her cheesy movies,
The worst we can find!
Lalala!
She'll have to sit and watch them all, and monitor her mind!
Lalala!
Now keep in mind Starlight can't control where the movies begin or end!
Lalala!
She'll have to keep her sanity with the help of her robot friends...
ROBOT ROLL CALL
Derp-bot! Fluttie! Robo-Dash! Spiiiiike!
If you're wondering how she eats and breaths, and other science facts, lalala!
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show, I should really just relax!
Oh Mystery Science Theater 3000!
And then we see Starlight, Robo-Dash and Spike.
"Okay guys...if I can just...do it right..." Starlight was trying her best to perfect her invention!
"Need a hand?" asked Spike.
"No, she doesn't need your posable thumbs." Said Robo-Dash. "What she really needs, is a slamming guitar solo!"
Then Robo-Dash jumped onto the desk, making a mess as she played her guitar!
"Doh! Robo-Dash! I was building a frozen yogurt machine and you ruined it!"
"Hey, I was trying to help get you out of your busy body stasis."
"And I was planning on destroying it anyways, no matter what you were building." Spike said.
That's when a red light shined on the desk.
"Great, now the mads want to talk to us!"
The three of them turned to the screen. They then see Sunset.
"Help! The Tigerpede is gonna..."
Then a laser was shot at the monster!
"Back! Back into your cage!"
The Tigerpede then went back into the cage and then Twilight locked it.
"So, what do you think of our invention? Do you have anything to counteract it?"
"Well...I was just about to finish a frozen yogurt machine...but these 2 destroyed it, on the bright side, I do have another invention, I call it, the Armani Suit Chair! If you can dress professionally, why not sit professionally on a chair that wears it's own suit?"
"Wow, you sure those robots the last test subject built are helping you keep your sanity? Because sweet Celestia was that a dumb invention! Anyways, here's the next movie, it's called The Last Airbender, by Shaymalan, and boy does it suck!"
"Ah! Twilight, the Tigerpede grew tentacles!"
Then the the tips Tigerpede's tentacles formed fists that flew directly into her face! "Ah! I don't know why he doesn't like me!"
"Hey! I said back you!"
Then the communication ended.
"Wow, who knew that thing could grow tentacles." Said Robo-Dash.
That's when the entire room flashed yellow as the room shook!
"We don't have time for that now, WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!"Spike shouted as all 3 ran to the theater!
We then see Spike and Fluttie.
"I...I don't know about this Spike."
"Don't worry Fluttie, alls you gotta do is light this fuse while me, Robo-Dash and Starlight hide behind this protective glass."
"B-but what about me? I'll get hurt!"
"Don't worry, Fluttie, you're invincible!"
"Since when?"
"Uh...since I had God ask for you to be!"
"But we're robots, God doesn't exist to us!"
"Uh...Starlight upgraded you! Watch!" Spike then hit her!
Then there was clanging noise.
"That kinda hurt."
"Thanks for understanding! QUICK, OPEN THE GLASS, I DON'T WANNA BE BLOWN TO BITS!"
Fluttie watched Spike get behind the glass and looked at the wires. "Oh...no..."
Then as Fluttie lit the bomb, it burst into little balls.
"Oh, th-that wasn't so..."
Then the little balls all started exploding!
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!" Then Fluttie ran away!
"Welp, I better go apologize to Fluttie...in bed." Said Spike. Spike walked after the pegasus.
"So, what do you think?"
"I dunno... it's a pretty good prank, but I'm not sure it's safe."
"Oh-no, I was actually building a weapon."
"What? Why?"
"So I can send a distraction down there in Deep 7! After they get distracted, I can finally escape the Sattelite of Love!"
"Well, we better continue this converstation later, BECAUSE WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!" Then they ran back in to continue the movie.
Robo-Dash laughed as she readied the weapon.
"Why Twilight and Sunset? Why?"
"Sorry, the Tigerpede escaped by itself and found a rocket to Sattelite of love! Not our fault!" Said Twilight.
Then Fluttie appeared!
"Hello there monster,"
"HUH?"
"Hug time!" Then Fluttie hugged the Tigerpede.
"It'll eat her!"
'Stop!" Said Starlight, as she watched the Tigerpede hug back.
"*sigh* That felt good." Said Spike in a victorious tone."
"Spike what happened?"
"I told yah, I apologized to Fluttie in bed, and when Fluttie's cheered up, she can end a fight in a peaceful manner."
"Kill that thing or I'm blowing up the Sattelite of Love!"Said Sunset, trying to press the laser button.
"Hey, don't touch that! That's my button you 2nd banana!"
"Twilight! That thing punched me consecutively for 5 hours!"
"Yeah, I revived you with evil science!"
Then the Tigerpede got angry and then steered the Sattelite of love towards Deep 7!
"Aaaaaah...what is the Tigerpede doing?!"
"It wants to kill us all!"
Then the Satellite of Love crashed!
*Boom!*
Hours later...Starlight woke up and crawled through the debris, when she finally made it out though...
"I'm free...thank you Tigerpe..." Then Spike fell on her, with his pelvis landing somewhere on her butt!
"Hey!"
"Hey, I just woke-up! I was about to call out your name to help me down, but then the thing I was hanging on broke."
That's when Fluttie and Robo-Dash emerged from the debris.
"Well everyone, now that we're free, let's go to my place."
"Sound good to me."
And so they all moved in with Starlight Glimmer, living the rest of their days together.
"Spike?"
"Yeah Fluttie?"
"Wanna do it again?"
"Oh Hell Yeah!"