The insane tales of MLP
chapter 32
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Good Lord, what happened to Manehattan?
"Officer, if you'd just listen to what happened, will you please not send us to execution?"
"What?"
"Okay...guess I'll explain what happened." Said a dragon. "It all started like this..."
And then after the story ended...
"What? That part about you getting all the bitches wasn't true!" Barked the diamond dog.
"It so was!"
"Officer! Let me explain it!" Said the Changeling.
"I got all night, I have no friends, no family, no pet, just a job."
"That's sad, but anyways...it happened like this..."
Later...
"And that's what happened!"
"I don't recall you being whisked away to a magical kingdom of candy to marry a handsome prince!" The dragon remarked.
"And aren't you a guy?" asked the Diamond Dog.
"I'm a hermaphrodite! Thank you very much!"
"Officer, I'll tell you the true story." Said the Diamond Dog.
Later...
"Really?"
"What's wrong with my story?"
"OBJECTION! HOLD IT! TAKE THAT! You took that from Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney!"
"DENIED!"
"Look, my story was the best! So it was obviously the truth!" Said the Diamond Dog.
"How?" Said the Changeling.
"I farted in your faces while you 2 were sleeping!" Said the Dragon.
Then all 3 got mad at each other!
The officer groaned before zapping them with a taser spell.
"Hey!"
"I'm trying to avoid a confrontation here!"
That's when he was pulled into a cartoonish fight cloud as all 4 started fighting in a royal rumble!
"Stop biting my wing!"
"Quick! Back-up!"
Then Ponies of all 3 tribes, plus longmas, zebras, and centaurs ran in with tranquilizers and tasers!
"Take them down!"
"Oh-no you don't! Come my dragon brethren!"
"Changelings help me!"
"Come-on dawgs let's kick some ass!"
Soon the cloud got even bigger. It then engulfed Manehattan! All the while Celestia watched from above.
"Shouldn't we stop them?"
"No Luna, they'll get tired, and then the police will arrest them...eventually."
"If you say so."
Celestia was right, eventually the perps got tired and then the authorities hauled them all off to prison!
"Any idea what they were trying to explain?" asked one police.
"They were all fighting over who's daughter is cuter." Said a witness.
"Really? They fought so hard causing destruction all around Manehattan just because they thought their kid was cuter than the other's?"
"Yup."
"That is just stupid!"