The insane tales of MLP
chapter 35
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"Hey Dusk Shine..."
"Yes Scooter?"
"Why did you call me over again?"
"I wanna be your manager."
"Awesome!"
"Yep, just sign here on the dotted line." he produced a contract.
Scooter then signed it without thinking. "So when's my first gig?"
"I'll find yah one...oh Barb." Dusk called.
"Yeah Dusk?"
"I'd like to know, do you guys like waffles?"
"I do."
They both cheered.
"Am I gonna have my 1st extreme stunt gig at a diner?"
"Nope, the truth is, that contract was a marriage registration and I just tricked you into saying I do in front of me, the witness!"
"What...m-marriage registration?" He then looked at Barb.
"Dusk...did you just..."
"Save you from loneliness and tie down this wild stallion? Yes."
"That can't be legal."
"Sorry, but come-on Scooter, you gotta admit, my daughter Barb is very pretty." Dusk said.
"Yeah...w-wait! Gimme that contract you jerk!"
"Nope, sorry." he held it away as the colt tried reaching for it. "Have fun, I gotta go now...Prince Solaris wants to have tea with me." Then Dusk teleported.
"Dusk Shiiiiiiiiiine!" He shouted. He frowned before turning towards Barb. "So...we're married now..."
"And I couldn't be any happier."
"What?"
"I'm very pretty, but guys just don't seem to want me Scooter."
"But why?"
"I don't know why...is it because I'm a dragon?"
"I don't think it's that, I mean Iron Will and Fluttershy got together."
"Yeah, but why can't I have a stallion?" She then started forming tears.
"Don't cry Barb." he walked over and patted her back.
Barb then smiled and gave her husband a hug. "Thanks."
"Hey, I can't let my lady be depressed, now can I?" He half smiled.
She smiled before kissing him.
'Okay...maybe Dusk's plan isn't that bad...'
"So, want my help with taking back the contract?"
"What? You wanna help me?"
"I know you didn't want to get married, but I wanna have as much fun with a husband as I can before you take back the marriage registration and destroy it."
"Sounds good."
Then they were off, to hunt down Dusk Shine. After agreeing, and then having some crack coffee, Sooter and Barb set out to find Dusk...and maybe the prosecutor who gave them the crack coffee.
They looked high and low for him.
"Hey Scooter, heard you married Barb." Said Rainbow Blitz.
"It's true."
"Good choice, she's sweet, a good cook, and can throw down when angry."
"So, any idea why you didn't ask her out?"
"She's a bit young for my tastes."
"Good point."
"Come-on Scooter, I heard Dusk is this way." spoke Barb before she took off in a direction.
"Well, see yah later Blitz."
Later...
"No way, really?" Laughed Dusk.
"It's true, when I gave Pish Posh a wonderful one night stand, her eyes literally shined light the sun." said Prince Solaris.
"That's awesome!"
Barb and Scooter snuck up on Dusk, but that's when a human girl snuck faster.
"Huh?"
"So then after..."
"After what Prin..."
Bam! The little human girl kicked Dusk Shine in the balls from behind!
"AAAAHHHHH!" he cried out before falling to the floor.
"Now's our chance!"
"Wow..." Said Prince Solaris.
Barb and Scooter jumped over and tackled on Dusk.
"Ow! Seriously? After the kid kicked my nuggets, you guys beat me-up?"
"This is amusing." Commented Solaris.
"Give us that paper!"
"But Barb..."
"I wanted this, but he didn't, just let him take it, or else I'm castrating you with my own claws." she held them out with a glare.
Dusk then showed them the contract.
Scooter snatched it. "Yes!"
Dusk then spat out a tooth.
"Why'd you let them do that to you? You're gonna have to do something amazing to live that down." Taunted Solaris.
"Way to go Scooter, we did it...I had fun owning the title: wife." She then looked down in utter disappointment."I hope a stallion can one day see me as beautiful and propose."
"But barb, you are beautiful."
"Really? You really mean that?"
"Of course I do, any stallion who can't see that's a dumbass." Scooter then dropped the contract.
"But I thought you didn't want this?"
"Well Barb...maybe you changed my mind..."
She blushed hearing that.
"So I got beat-up for nothing?"
"Pretty much."
"Grr..."
"Oh buck-up Dusk Shine, come-let's go pig out at the new buffet that opened up, would the newlyweds care to join us?"
"Nah...I gotta break my wife in." he smiled pulling Barb with him. "Hope you can handle my cocka-doodle doo Barb."
"I'll try, tee hee."