The insane tales of MLP
chapter 36
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Derpy Hooves an adorable teenage girl had just gotten home, she then sat on her couch and dialed on her smart phone.
"Grrrrr...You children need rehab!" cried Cranky who walked over and answered the phone. "Hello?"
Then Derpy blew a bullhorn!
"AHHH!" Cranky fell back before groaning as he stood back up. "What was that!"
"That...was a test."
"A test for what?! To see if my ear deardrums explode?!"
"A test to see if the phone lines were clear enough to speak."
"They should be you idgiot!"
"Well sir, you've just won!"
"What? A pair of hearing aids?!"
"Nope, this!" Then she flipped on a scary movie.
"I'm coming to your house to kill you!" Said the killer on the TV.
"Do you accept?"
"No! Absolutely not! I refuse and infact, I may as well just trace this ca..." Then she blew another bullhorn! "AHHHH! Stop doing that!"
"Now time for your real prize. An all expense paid trip on a cruise liner."
"Really? That's..."
"To the Bermuda Triangle!"
"In that case no thank you! I'm pretty sure you have the wrong numb..."
*Boom!*
"Oh great, now these stupid children have freed 'them'."
"Them?"
"Great job wrong number, rabbits are going to flood the city!"
"To claim your tickets, please answer the question."
"What's the question, oh no, they're mating so hard it's bending the door, Matilda, put up a barricade!"
"Hello, you've just won a brand new prize!"
"You have the wrong number! You have the wrong number! In my dying breath, I curse Pinkie and Fluttershy!"
"Would you like to answer a question and win the tickets?"
Then...the dial tone...
"Hmm, I wonder if he fell for it."
Then bunnies came crashing down into her house.