The insane tales of MLP

chapter 37

Sequel to chapter 28

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Pinkie was busy, deep in meditation until...

*Ding Dong!*

"Who dares interrupt my meditation." she frowned walking to the door. She then exited Sugarcube corner to see that 2 griffons were holding down Fluttershy.

"Pinkie, help!"

"Fluttershy!" she cried out seeing Gilda walk over. "Gilda!"

"Yeah, you got lucky last time, but now, it's personal! Let's go bitch!"

"You let my girlfriend go right now!"

"Not until we fight!"

"If you say so!" Then Pinkie pulled out Gummy.

*Naruto*

"Man-Beast Clone!" Then she put a Pinkie Pie wig on her pet gator. "Fang Over Fang!" Then she threw Gummy, Gilda dodged and then punched Pinkie as she was running towards Gilda.

"That all? Weak."

Then Pinkie got back-up!

*Persona 4 The Animation.*

"Izanagi!" Then she ripped a random card to pieces before getting punched again!

"What was that suppose to even do?"

*Onegai My Melody.*

"I'm gonna need some help." Then she saw a trash can. "Perfect! Melody Mark!" Then she twirled her Melody Takt around and then pointed at the trash can, she then manually put a heart sticker on the trash can, in the hopes of it coming to life...it didn't and Gilda smacked Pinkie with the trash can.

"You just got owned by a trash can!"

"Pinkie, fight for real!" Fluttershy cried.

Pinkie got back up.

"I won't lose...and you shall fall!" *Digimon!*

"Pinkie Pie Digivolve toooooo..." Then Pinkie began spinning really fast, but then stopped and got dizzy, then Gilda punched her again!

"I'm starting to think you like me punching you."

"I drink punch for breakfast!"

*Toriko*

"Fork!" Gilda dodged!

"Knife!" Dodged again, then punched Pinkie.

"Alright, she's down, now hold down that pegasus."

"Ah! Help!"

Then we see purple clawed feet running across the streets.

Pinkie looked at the ground in sadness.

"Are you giving up Pinkie Pie?"

She looked to her side. "Spike...I don't know what the point of you coming here was, I can't beat her..."

"You gotta, Rainbow Dash is busy with her Wonderbolt duties, and the rest of the girls are out in some other town, you're Fluttershy's last hope, we can double team her!"

"But what if we fall?"

"We can do anything if we work as a team!" Spike encouraged her.

"Uh...who's that cute dragon?" Asked Greta

Gilda looked.

"Spike?" Gasped Fluttershy.

"Hey, he was dragon in the dress...hold this bitch for me, I gotta take care of this."

"You're right Spike...I can't quit now, because that is my nindo...my Ninja Way!" declared Pinkie standing up as she and Spike turned towards Gilda.

*Pokemon.*

"Spike, use Flamethrower!" Spike then breathed fire, and then Gilda dodged and punched Spike!

*Avatar the Last Airbender/Legend of Korra*

"Earth!" Then Pinkie threw a rock that Gilda dodged and then kicked Spike unconscious!

"Can you go easy on the dragon?" called Greta.

"I'll try...now where'd Pinkie go?"

"Right here!"

Then she turned to see Pinkie.

*Yugioh!*

"I play the spell, Meteor of Destruction!"

Then Gilda punched her unconscious, unaware that Spike got up and in his teenage form got Gilda in a Full Nelson!

"Ha! Break out of this." grinned the dragon.

"Girls, help me out of this!"

"Aw, but I don't wanna hurt his cute face."

"I don't want to because I have to watch her." Said Gimme Moore.

"Greta, don't think of it as hurting...think of it as...tough love."

"I'll accept that." Then Greta knocked Fluttershy down and then all 3 griffins started beating up Spike.

"Pinkie...get-up...they're beating Spike up...Pinkie?"

Then all 3 griffins noticed Pinkie.

"What the?"

*One Punch Man.*

"We doing this again? Beat her up girls."

Greta and Gimme Moore ran at Pinkie just to go to sleep.

"What the!?"

"Tch, try that on me!" Then Gilda tried to punch, but Pinkie dodged, went in for the Death Punch, but that's when...

*F-Zero GP Legends.*

"Falcon Punch!" Cried Gilda as her and Pinkie's fists collided! But that turned into both punching the other over and over.

That's when...

"Okay, time to finish this!"

*One Piece.*

"Gum Gum...Red Haw..."

"Filler!"

"Huh?"

Then we see them in a tennis court.

"What's going on?"

"Filler ep, try to keep up!" Pinkie tossed a ball up before hitting to the griffon.

Gilda sent it back way too fast!

"Hah...this ep will be over in a flash with me as the winner."

"Oh-no it won't!"

*Prince of Tennis*

Pinkie then used the Knuckle Serve! The ball spinned in an unusual way, making Gilda miss!

"Alright, try this!" Then Gilda served hard!

*Softenni!*

"Lightning Lob Star Zero Shiki!" Pinkie sent the ball rocketing high into the air! It then meteored hard into Gilda's side! Smashing the ground!

They fought hard in this game...

"One more point and I win the filler..."

"Just try!"

*Softenni*

"Dynamite Lightning Cut Serve!" Pinkie's Serve then went at Gilda high speed, zipping past her, winning Pinkie the game!

"Canon!" Pinkie then ran!

"Hey! Where're you going?!"

*Bleach*

"Hado 33! Sokatsui!"

This got a punch to her fair.

"Dammit, a pale fireball was supposed to come out of my hooves..."

"Now, how's about I show you more of my anime powers?"

*Hajime No Ippo!*

Gilda bobbed and weaved before delivering a flurry of blows to Pinkie's face! Said mare tried to dodge, but ended up getting hit each time.

"I can't watch..." Said a very sad Fluttershy who couldn't bare to see her girlfriend get beat-up.

"Are you done?"

Pinkie struggled to get up, that's when...

"Don't give in." Said Rainbow Swirl.

"Yeah, we can do this." Said Seascape.

"Us look alikes gotta stick together." Said Surprise.

"What the? 3 ponies who look like Pinkie Pie?!"

Pinkie got back up and was angry.

*Naruto*

The look alikes all kicked Gilda into the air!

"Na-ru-to!"

Then above Gilda, came a powerful kick sending her down!

"Uzumaki Barrage!"

*Dragonball Z*

"Justice Combo!"

Then Pinkie punched and kicked Gilda after she got up.

*My Hero Academia*

"Detroit...Smash!" Pinkie punched Gilda and Surprise flew fast enough to create a tornado that Gilda got caught in! The resulting wind pressure created an updraft that brought a huge collection of clouds, creating rain.

"Woah." spoke Spike.

"Not over yet!" Then Gilda was seen falling from the sky. Pinkie caught Gilda and laid her on the floor.

"Spike, take the griffin with the green feathers and add her to your harem...Fluttershy...I think I deserve some yuri time for saving you again..."

"Oh, right!"

Pinkie then took Fluttershy inside Sugarcube Corner while Spike took Greta back to the castle.