The insane tales of MLP

chapter 38

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We see nothing but blackness...

"..w..p..."

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"Wa...p..."

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"Wa...up..."

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"Waaaaaake uuuuuuuuup." Said a voice as people began waking up, finding themselves in a relatively quiet abandoned city, no life at all, just cars, the wind blowing trash, and the skyscrapers.

"Where am I?" spoke Opposite Spike rubbing his head.

"Huh? Where am I? And where is my doggy husband?" Said Midnight Sparkle.

"Huh? What happened to the Crystal Empire?!" Badass Spike wondered.

"What the? Oh come-on I was supposed to share the bed with Big Mac today, now I'm in some random city?" Complained Mjolna.

Several others were waking up and taking in their surroundings.

"You may be wondering, why are you in an abandoned city all alone? Well I'll tell yah, I have chosen 16 of you for a fighting tournament! If you refuse to fight, then I'll kill your friends and family." Then he showed pictures of the 16's loved ones.

"Spike!" cried several of the figures.

"You gotta fucking my belly button!" Shouted Twilight Sparkle as she covered Spikebell's ears.

"So, either you fight or let them die. Don't worry, I just want to see who's the strongest of you all, the winner of this tournament will also gain a wondrous prize."

"Give me back my son!" growled Solar Flare.

"I can't hear your please to not kill them. You must participate. You must win the prize. If you get hungry, or need anything else, my minions will replenish all of the goods in the nearby stores and yes...it's all free."

"Well that's good, I guess." muttered young Granny Smith.

"Wait...free?" Then Flutterbat looked to the supermarket and imagined arrows saying all you can eat. She drooled before flying towards them.

"Okay, good luck, and remember, the prize at the end is very important." Then the screen turned black and we see the scientist. "What do you think Evil Step-Mother? You see who can beat you?"

Then a echoing voice began breathing. "You choose weaklings unworthy of fighting me !"

grit his teeth. "You're wrong, I have faith someone in this batch will finally stop you from dooming princesses!"

"We'll just have to wait and see!"

Anime Pinkie had just exited a candy store. "Woo hoo!" she gobbled up some chocolate and rubbed her stomach.

That's when Young Granny Smith turned the corner.

"Granny Smith? Why are you so young?"

"Pinkie Pie? What are you doing here?"

"I'm in the tournament, at least they won't kill our loved ones if we lose, but still, kinda curious about that prize."

"Then that means we have to fight each other."

Pinkie gulped the down the cupcake and was ready to fight.

"They both are just normal ponies, what chance do they have against the rest after this fight?"

"Not to worry, I made certain the pink one survives longer."

*Naruto*

"Okay, how's about some of this?" The Pinkie made hand signs and put her hoof to her mouth. "Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!" That's when she blew an actual fireball!

"Woah!" Young Granny Smith jumped away. "Pinkie! What in sam hill are you tryin to do? Kill me?"

"So you have no faith in the green one?"

"Hush you, I heightened her physical attributes."

"Sorry Granny Smith, my move don't usually work."

"Try tellin that to that!" she pointed at the burning car with a raised eyebrow.

"Hmm...okay, let's see if I could make your defeat as painless as possible."

*One Piece*

Then Pinkie threw her foreleg back, making it stretch far. "Gomu Gomu no...Pistol!"

Young Granny Smith ran before the mare's foreleg nearly took her head off.

"Wow Granny Smith, you're much faster that before, but I can go faster!"

*Dragon Ball Z.*

"Consecutive Ki Blasts!"

Then Pinkie began shooting multiple balls of energy at Granny, who dodged and ran at Pinkie.

"Knock it off!"

"Sorry, but I don't know many weaker attacks!"

That's when Granny went in for the punch.

*Sekirei*

"Water Celebration!" Pinkie countered by blasting water in Granny's face!

"Gah!" she rolled away sputtering the water out of her mouth. "What in the hay was tha..."

*Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.*

"Za-Warudo!" Then time froze. "What? If I can't attack lightly, may as well just end this fast." She ran over to the frozen mare and started punching her body. "Muda Muda Muda!" Pinkie went before stopping and allowing time to flow again.

Young Granny Smith cried out before flying off and crashing into a building.

Then a giant T.V Screen turned on. "Congratulations , you've won the 1st round, but be warned, do not underestimate your next opponent."

She nodded and ran over to the mare. "Sorry Granny Smith." but then she disappeared in a collection of ones and zeroes.

"Don't worry, I merely sent her back to her home world, she'll be just fine the next time she wakes up." assured her. Then after turned the screen off again, we then see him walking towards a huge tube with a woman suspended in slumber. "I'll break Evil Stepmother's spell, just you wait Princess Cassidy...your Prince Charming will save you."