The insane tales of MLP
chapter 39
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"The Hell? Trahzo, what are we doing here?" Asked Spikerulez302.
"Isn't it obvious? We're gonna sing!"
"What?"
"Hit it!"
Soon a country song started up from a stereo.
Trahzo:
Tirek went down to Ponyville, he was looking for magic to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young mare sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And Tirek jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Miss let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, girl, but give Lord Tirek his due:
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The Mare said: "My name's Fiddlesticks and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
Both:
Fiddlesticks you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
Because Tartarus broke loose in Ponyville and Tirek deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, Tirek gets your magic.
Tirek opened up his case
And he said, "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
And then he pulled his bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
And a band of Wendigos joined in
And it sounded something like this
When Tirek finished
Fiddlesticks said, "Well you're pretty good but you just sit down in that chair right there
I'm gonna show you how this stuff's done."
Fire on the moun, run colts, run.
Lord Tirek's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does Winona bite?"
"No, child, no."
*Then we see Fiddlesticks dancing and playing circles around Tirek!*
Well that ol' Tirek bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle
Down on the ground at Fiddlestick's hoofs.
Fiddlesticks said: "Lord Tirek just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."
*Then Celestia made the sun shine down on the victorious Fiddlesticks as she finished!*
And she played fire on the mount, run colts, run.
Tirek's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does Winona bite?"
"No, child, no."
*Fiddlesticks then happily finished the song.*
"Where's my wings and horn?" Asked Fiddlesticks.
"Your victory was..." Paused Celestia.
"Was what?"
"Eh, what the heck, you fucking single handedly beat Tirek unlike Twilight, you deserve them."
"Yee-haw!" Then Fiddlesticks flew off to tell everyone she became a princess.