The insane tales of MLP

chapter 40

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"Hmm...there goes Impurity Diamond. Now we have 8 left. Time for Round 2 to begin."

In the city, an anthro Applejack in a blue vest with a black shirt underneath and white sleeves were walking by a clothes store.

"Hmm...I bet Spike would like to see me in that." She said, while pointing to a display. 'Wonder where that came from.'

Meanwhile, a brown earth mare with a blonde mane just walked out of the liquor store. "Haha! After my next victory, I shall drink so much that my ancestors and Thor will be proud." she grinned feeling a little bit tipsy.

She then walked down the streets, but that's when...

"Gah! If only I was able to sense life energy! This tournament would be over in seconds!" She cursed to the sky.

Mjolna blinked before taking cover behind a car. 'Applejack? Why is she Thor's body shape? Why is she dressed like that? Why is she looking at clothes? More importantly, why is she Thor's body shape? So many questions for later, right now, you gotta fight in order to see your beloved Big Mac...we should go to the bar for our next date...'

As she thought this Applejack looked around the area. "Whoever you are, you come out now, I heard your glass bottles!" She then charged energy into her finger.

'Crap!' Mjolna then pulled out a device and used it to transform! She opened the device, pressed a button making the device say 'Hit it!' and then she shouted...

"Harem Henshin!"

"Hare what?" Applejack turned and saw a light flash up behind a car. She then shot the car with a finger beam, making the car explode! "Well, that was easy."

"Harem...CHOCOLATE!" She shouted as lightning bolts fell around Mjolna, and then she posed, causing an explosion that blew up the building behind her.

Something that caught the other fighter's attention with Applejack raising an eyebrow.

"...Hold on, are you a pony in a japanese superhero outfit?"

"Yes, why?"

Before she could speak again, 's face on a TV screen appeared. "I believe I've already explained the rules, so please...I wish you the best of luck." It went back up while Applejack lunged at her.

Harem Chocolate then shot lightning! Applejack jumped and flew over it. Harem Chocolate then got airborne and began swinging her hammer, Mjolnir, given to her by Thor himself!

Applejack ducked and dodged while trying to find an opening.

"Harem Grenade!" Then Mjolna threw a grenade that Applejack tanked!

"That didn't even tickle!" Then she punched Harem Brown and held her up by the neck. "So, any last words?"

"Yeah...catch!" Then she dropped Mjolnir on her foot!

"Hmph, I'll mash you too death if that's what you want." She then tried to pull the hammer off, but it wouldn't budge. "Hang on a sec." She then dropped Harem Brown on the floor and tried getting it off 2 fisted. "What in the Sam Hill? Why can't I pull this off?"

"Mjolnir can only be lifted by chosen ones such as me! You're pinned down, and now it's my turn to literally stomp you!" Then Harem Brown pressed the number 7 on her device, to summon a giant robotic bear!

"What in tarnation!?" Applejack cried out as the bear stamped on her.

Then, after a good beating, Harem Brown took the fight with one last attack! "Bear Shock!" Then Brown Bear raised it's paws into the sky and collected lightning into it's paws! Brown Bear then cross slashed! The electric was too much for Applejack! She then fell on her knees.

"Well, it's clear on who the winner is, congratulations Harem Brown, you get to move on to the next round, as for you Applejack, never thought an android with your power would've been outsmarted so easily."

"Damn...you..." she groaned out.

Then sent Applejack back to her world. "Now to the next two."

Then we see ourselves with again.

"Stop hallucinating, accept that your Princess shall sleep forever!"

"Never Evil Stepmother, one of them will have the power to defeat you!"

"Hah! How laughable, like the 1st time you attempted this."

The doctor growled in response. 'I promise Cassidy, I will save you.' He thought as he stared daggers at the shadowy figure.

"Well, I'm going to take a nap, not like you have the power to actually kill me, I mean...you're nothing but an ordinary human." She then cackled before walking away.