The insane tales of MLP
chapter 41
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"Alright Rainbow, you can do this."
She seemed determined as she began her rounds. Right now she was currently on duty as a temporary prison warden.
"Tomorrow is Prisoner 9987Ee0's birthday, hope you can come." Cheese Sandwich said as he gave an inmate an invite.
Said inmate was Berry Punch who took the invite. "Thanks...can me Derpy and Moondancer be free now?"
"No." he replied before walking over to the other cell. "Hey Spike, Thunderlane and . There's gonna be a birthday tomorrow." He then handed them the invite.
"Thanks...you're not gonna demolish the co-ed showers right? Because my lady Moondancer tends to get antsy if we ain't getting it on." Said Spike.
"Don't worry, we're keeping the co-ed showers since they're the only things keeping you prisoners calm." he smiled while Rainbow walked over.
"We'll keep them, but if I see any trouble, it's gone." spoke Rainbow.
"Calm down Warden Dash." Cheese Sandwich put a hoof on her to calm her down. "Why not go to your office and have some coffee?"
"Ngh...fine...sorry, just a little bothered right now."
"Don't you mean hot and bothered?" Asked an inmate across from Spike's cell. "If you'd like, me and my boys Troubleshoes and Thunderhooves can show you a good time! Eeyup!"
She growled before flying over and used a cattle prod to shock both of them.
"Ow! Sorry feisty cutie!"
"Don't push it!" she growled before flying to her office.
"Sorry about that." Cheese Sandwich told them. "Maybe you shouldn't try flirting with all of the female part time wardens."
"We tried doing that with other male part time wardens, but that wasn't any better."
"Don't remind me..." Then Cheese Sandwhich thought back to..."I can still hear the hours shocks Warden Rumble gave you guys, yeesh."
"He was enjoying shocking us too much."
"He was trying to kill you because you came on way too strong...anyways, here have this invite, hope you come to the party." he tossed them it while continuing on his way. 'Poor Rainbow Dash, not even her 3rd day and already she's feeling the pressure.' He thought before walking by a cell that's having a threesome. "Hey! Keep it clean in there!"
"Then what was the point of me being in here with these 2 lovely ladies." Asked Caramel as he cuddled Lily Valley and Sassaflash.
"I'm saying if you go at it, at least try not to cum all over the walls.
"Don't worry I like to keep it, 'inside.'" Caramel replied, making the other girls giggle. "Also, why aren't you asking out that part timer?"
"Because she's too stressed out and I don't wanna get thrown out the window."
"Not saying you should do her, just saying you should try and give her some romantic attention." he replied before looking down. "Now if you'll excuse us, we got round two to get to."
Cheese Sandwich rolled his eyes before going back to his office to plan the birthday party. "I'll make some fruit punch with actual water, wouldn't want the guards drinking cellmade toilet water fruit punch...how do they manage to smuggle so much up their asses I'll never know." When he got to the office he saw Rainbow guzzling coffee from her mug. "Whoa, calm down Rainbow Dash."
"How can I?! I'm trying my best to do my job and resist the cat calls from those shit eating criminals!" she growled throwing her mug to the side. She put her hooves on her face.
"Why not take a little break?" He rubbed his hoof on her back.
"I can't, I need to take this seriously."
"Rainbow Dash, you just gotta make sure the inmates behave and not escape, and hey, what's wrong with the compliments?"
"One of them said he wanted to shove a pop tart up my butt." she deadpanned.
"Uh...Bon Bon probably thought you had a sweet ass."
She groaned and laid on her desk with her back to the window overlooking the cells as Cheese saw one of the cells open with Derpy walking out.
"Don't be sad, at least no-pony's hit the free all prisoners switch." he tried reassuring while seeing Derpy run off and hit the switch as all the cell doors opened.
"What was that?"
"Probably nothing...look, stay here and I'll check it out okay? Okay!" he ran out of the office. "Aaaaah! What happened?"
"Derpy's powers happened!" Said Big Mac. "Now if you don't mind, there's a mare who needs some serious stress relief eeyup."
"No, you 3 are going back to your cell and not having stress relieving sex with Warden Rainbow Dash." Then he tied them up with his rubber chickens.
"Aww!"
He was about to put them in their cell, but then Spike cut them free with his claw. "Spike!"
"Sorry, but you're kinda...vastly outnumbered." he shrugged before running off while the prisoners ran wild an started causing chaos.
"Hey! Don't pull the water fountain out!" He the began clubbing them! "Really? A food fight?! Heeeey, don't go into the warden's office!" he ran over and judo flipped Caramel away from the door.
Lily and Sassaflash dragged the unconscious stallion away.
'This will be a huge pain.' He thought as he spent the whole night taking 'em all down and returning the prisoners to thier cells.
It was now morning as Cheese Sandwich checked.
"Spike the dragon?"
"Here!"
"Bon Bon?"
"Here."
"Retarded popstar bitch who should be executed?"
"Here."
"Soarin?" He called. "Soarin?!" He looked in the cell and saw it was empty.
The door to the Warden's Office suddenly flung open and outwalked Soarin. "Here." He replied before flying back to his cell.
Cheese Sandwich's sweatdrop was so big it pulled his head down to the floor. He ran into the office in worry. "Rainbow Dash?!" In front of him, lay a satisfied mare.
"Woo, yo cheese." she waved her hoof.
"Umm...maybe it's time you took that vacation..."