The insane tales of MLP

chapter 44

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Barb sighed as she watched Dusk get his bag together. "No fair, why can't I go to the sleepover?"

"I told you Barb, this is meant for guys only."

Barb puffed her cheeks up in anger.

"Oh come on, don't make that face."

"..."

"Okay, how about this? Come your birthday, you can have as many friends as you want for your own sleepover, how's that sound?"

"Fine, I guess."

"Swell, now I gotta go, love you." Then with a kiss on the cheek, off Dusk went with Star Gleam and Sunset Glare.

Barb watched them go and crossed her arms. As soon as the doors closed however...

"Guess it's time to use the secret hole in Carousel Boutique whenever I wanna be close to Elusive for some not as creepy stuff this time." she grinned to herself.

Later that night, within the walls of Carousel Boutique, we see Barb in her pajamas, holding Smarty Pants.

'Now just be quiet and let's hear what's going on.' She thought as all the guys were doing guy stuff. She watched through a peephole in the corner of Elusive's bedroom.

"Truth or dare time!" called out Bubble Barry.

1st was Rainbow Blitz.

"Blitz, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Okay, what do you think we should do if we catch a girl eavesdropping on us?"

"Punish her with pleasure, if you know what I mean." he chuckled while wiggling his eyebrows.

Barb gulped in fear. 'I hope I don't get caught tonight.'

2nd was Butterscotch.

"..."

"Come-on, I-I can take any dare..."

"I dare you to get the rats and mice out of my house." Dared Elusive.

"Rats and Mice?" Dusk Questioned.

"I've heard them scuttle about in the walls."

Barb began to sweat.

"Huh, why didn't you ask me before?"

"Uh..." Elusive then moved a mouse trap under his work desk. "No reason."

"Okay." So Butterscotch began his rodent call.

'Please let there be an infestation, please!' Barb crossed her fingers.

And as it turns out, there were rodents, but not the rodents Elusive was expecting!

"Rattatas and Patrats?!" he cried out with wide eyes.

"Sweet! Go Ludicolo!" Said Bubble Barry. "Take these pests out of the house with Focus Blast!"

Applejack quickly opened the windows, Ludicolo's Focus Blast hit the pests, collecting them up and launching them out!

"Bubble Barry! That was too harsh!" spoke Butterscotch.

"Sorry Butts, when I see Pokemon, I gotta battle Pokemon!"

"And you wonder why I'm a breeder."

"So, who's going next?" Asked Star Gleam. "...Why are you all looking at me?"

"Truth or dare?"

"Truth!"

"I dare you to prank call Barb." Said Elusive.

"Whoa, didn't think you'd have someone do that to Barb." Said Dusk.

"What's some friendly teasing gonna do?"

"Alright, you're on."

'2 can play at this game!' She thought.

So once her phone began vibrating...

"Hello?"

"Yeah, do you..."

"Prince Albert in the can? Heard it. Is my fridge running? Heard it. Also, I hope you do have pizzas for me when you get back, because I'm gonna burn you alive without warning if you ever do this again, you got me?"

"...uh...wrong number!" He then hung up. Everyone's jaws dropped as the phone was on speaker.

"How did she..."

"My guess, is that she's gotten wise to Blitz and Barry's pranks." Replied Applejack.

"Even if she is little, I wouldn't want to anger a dragon, especially if the dragon is a lady like Barb." Said Elusive.

And so after Truth or Dare, snacks, a movie and much more stuff, we now see the guys getting ready for bed.

'So it's over now huh? Guess I better get out of here...' She thought, but that's when the wood she was standing on began to creak. 'Oh no.'

"Do you guys hear th..." Dusk was interrupted as soon as Barb fell through the ceiling.

"AHHH!" She landed right on Butterscotch. "Oh my..." Barb then got right back up. "Whoops, guess I took a wrong turn to Albuquerque. I'll just be on my way..." As she tried to leave, she was blocked by Blitz.

"Well, well, well, looks like a girls was eavesdropping on us." Said Blitz. "Say guys, remember what we should during Truth-or-Dare if it turns out a girl really was doing that?"

'This is not gonna end well for me.' Barb thought, sweating bullets.

"Hold up, you don't mean doing that to Barb?" spoke Dusk with hesitation.

"I'm up for it." Said Star Gleam.

"Second it." Said Elusive.

"Ditto." Said Bubble Barry.

"Yep." Said Applejack.

"But..but guys...she's..."

"Eavesdropping on us."

"She knows about all our secrets." Said Sunset Glare.

"Think of it as making sure she keeps quiet." Said Rainbow Blitz.

'Then again, she learned of 'that' incident...I can't let her blab to anyone!'

Barb gulped as they all surrounded her. "I promise, I won't tell your secrets to any-yipe!" Barb was thrown onto Elusive's bed as they jumped at her. 'I have no-one else to blame, but myself for the destruction of my mouth, ass and lower lips.'

Later...

After the last guy finished, he then got off of the dragoness who was taken to town by all 8.

"Now Barb, let this be a lesson." Said Dusk Shine. "Next time one of us says guys only, listen to the rule or else we'll do this again with even more guys."

'I don't know if that's bad, or good.' She thought with a big satisfied smile. "Okay Dusk...I'll try to listen to the rule next time...keyword being try."

"Be warned, Applejack's got a lot of male cousins who might just go nuts without a break."

"Read you loud and clear." She assured.

"Good, now let's go get some sleep. Night everyone."

Elusive got into bed with Barb, as he cuddled the sleeping dragon.

'I wonder who's baby you'd have if it weren't for me and my convenient surplus of condoms' Elusive thought before pulling Barb close and sleeping.