The insane tales of MLP
chapter 46
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It was a sleazy day at Clopping Corral Studios as our happy director, now an old man is doing his last day of directing before retirement.
"Alright everypony, as you all know, it's my final day before I announce who'll be taking my place as director, so before the day is over, let's make it the hardest working day of our lives!"
"Yes sir!" They all cheered, with tears rolling down their faces.
Later...
"Okay Sweetie and Sapphire, time to make music, live on stage!"
Futanari Sapphire Shores was on top and Sweetie Belle was on the bottom on all 4's as they wore matching nighties.
"Okay fillies and gentlecolts, get ready for my new song 'Do It Duet'! she looked down at Sweetie Belle. "This little filly here is really gonna be straining her mouth."
The crowd cheered, and began jacking off at the same time as the song began.
Later...
The Diamond Dogs all howled and stamped while looking up at a throne that was turned away from the camera.
"My queen, look at you, you're so high and mighty." Said Rover.
"But when it's heat season, you become a lowly bitch for us to dominate." Added Spot.
"Yeah, and we're gonna make it a very rough mating season for you." Finished Fido.
They all growled while the throne slowly turned. The Diamond Dogs all eager to breed, got closer and closer.
"Hope you're ready to service us all...Winona."
Then we see her on the thrown, breathing heavily, needing someone to put out her heat.
"Breed the queen!"
Then they all grabbed Winona and dragged her off to the breeding grounds.
Later...
"Out of all the thicc babes I've met, you're the thickest." Said Pipsqueak as he sat at his bed.
"You're such a short sweetheart." Replied Whoa Nelly, who was sitting on his lap.
"Ready to see what this small body can do?"
"It's as the saying goes, big things come in small packages, right?"
"Right."
Then they pressed their lips together.
Later...
"Sorry Aura Winds, they were out of Beef Ramen so I got Chicken." Spike said as he entered his bedroom.
"Ho-hum." Said Aura Winds.
"Were you watching TV all day?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I told you to clean up this place while I was gone! It's just one small room, not even the entire castle!"
"Oh, please don't make me chip a hoof cleaning."
"Aura Winds, I have a form of punishment that's reserved for female freeloaders. I don't give a fuck that you're Fluttershy's older sister, but I'm about to give 'you' a fucking!"
"Can it wait till after this show?"
That's when Spike blew up the TV with a big fireball.
"Hey!"
"No it's not waiting!" That's when Spike grabbed Aura Winds, wrestled her to the floor, where he was on top and holding her chest. "Now let's put you to good use for once, you freeloading cunt."
"*gulp* S-see? I am useful i-in being your cock sock, heh heh heh." She said in nervously.
Later...
"Mayor Mare, ah've come here for something important." spoke Braeburn knocking the door down.
"Ah, yes, thank you for arriving, just as my libido couldn't take it anymore."
"Then let's get this hoedown started!"
A few hours later...
"Hoo wee, that was more fun than what me an' AJ did last summer, see yah Mare."
"Bye bye Braeburn."
That's when...
" , your 6 O' Clock is here."
"Howdy Mayor Mare, ready 'git down to business'?"
"Braeburn? We already did it, of course I'm not against the idea of another go at it."
'Not sure what she's on about, but oooh am I gonna make her more full than a barrel of water.' He thought as he grabbed Mayor Mare's huge chest.
Meanwhile...
"Another successful mission of love." Said the Fake Braeburn. That's when it transformed back into Thorax! "Now for my next target."
Later...
Rainbow Dash sighed as Aloe massaged her. "Yeah Aloe, right in between the wings."
"Right between the wings you say?"
"Y-what the huh?" Aloe was sitting on Rainbow Dash, holding something between her legs.
"Okay, I'll shoot a special cream right there, between your wings."
"What the heck?!"
"Just relax, I'll make you feel alllllll better."
Rainbow gulped.
Later...
"Last one for today, give it your all ladies!" Said the director. "Action!"
"So, how shall we decide who has our baby?" Asked Futa Ember.
"Why don't we ask Twilight?" Suggested Futa Gilda.
Later at Twilight's Castle...
"Hmm...there are some ways hermamphroditic animals mate, for example, the Flatworms, they fence with their penises, and the one who loses, is the one who gets pregnant." Twilight explained.
"Maybe try that?"
"Kinky, I like it." spoke Gilda.
"Thanks Twilight."
"My pleasure." Then she turned to the camera. "There are 2 endings, but you have to buy the premium version of this movie inorder to watch the alternate ending." She finished with a wink.
Later after filming was all done for the day.
"Well, it's been fun watching you all go at it like Bonobos, but now I must leave, and hope my replacement can run just as good, or even better than me, isn't that right..." Then he turned his head. "...Big Macintosh?"
"Eeyup."
"Gang, here's your new director, now I must go. Have fun all of you."
Then as he exited Clopping Corral Studios, hearing the moans of a party orgy...
"I'm gonna miss you guys." Then he sprouted wings and disappeared into the night.