The insane tales of MLP

chapter 47

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"Okay Derpy, watch closely." Said Berry Bunch as she was about to hit and egg with a pool cue. "Five ball in the corner pocket." She struck the egg as it bounced off of a throw pillow, a couch strangely a few walls...should've broke, but then again, cartoon. Until finally Derpy caught it in her mouth, then spat it at the kitchen!

"Ah! Berry! Derpy!"

"Wasn't me!" called out the pegasus.

"Anyways, I'm almost done with the chores Twilight told me to do. When I'm done we can go." Said Moondancer as she walked back into the kitchen.

"She said that 2 hours ago." Said Berry. "Why is she doing the chores in Twilight's castle again?"

"Don't you remember? She wants to try having a job while in college."

"Yeah, yeah..." muttered Berry before hearing the sounds of a sewing machine turning on.

They walked in and saw Moondancer sewing curtains.

"Who's curtains are those?" Asked Berry as she appeared out of nowhere.

"Eek! Don't DO that." Said Moondancer. "And if you must know, these are Spike's curtains, he ripped them out of frustration apparently."

That's when Derpy attacked! "I am vampire Der-"

Berry activated the sewing machine and sewed the pegasus and curtains together.

"Hey look, I'm stylish now." spoke Derpy flapping her curtain wings.

"Fashion victim." Berry then turned to Moondancer. "So you done?"

"Not yet, gotta check what else I missed." She then ran, looking at the sticky notes. "Really? She left you sticky notes? Why not just a big list?"

"Twilight's trying to use new types of paper." Said Moondancer. "Now if you'll excuse me."

"This is ridiculous, like for example, this one!" Said Berry as she picked up the note and read it. "Moondancer, this task will give you an 8 bit bonus. Please make sure all the toilet seats are down." That's when Berry had an idea. "Hmmm, we might be able to have some fun with these."

"Ooh, are we gonna prank Moondancer?"

"Of course."

"Yay!"

"Now I'm gonna go get a pencil."

"I got one."

"Nevermind." she took it and started jotting down on one of the notes. "Dear Moondancer, insert broom lint into your tail and use a lot of it."

"Isn't that a little...much?"

"She's getting paid to be a monkey servant, it should be fine." she waved off before setting the pen down.

"Well, if you think it'll be okay, then let's make her look dumb."

'Like you?' She thought.

"Alright, I've made sure every chore was finished. Now let's go on some nonsensical adventure."

"Hey Moondancer, you're slipping because you missed one." spoke Berry holding the note out to her.

"Oh...lemme see that." she took it and read it over before going wide eyed.

"What's it say?" asked Derpy.

"It's telling me to insert a lot of broomlint into my tail...I feel like one of you are doing forgery but this note looks perfectly like Twilight's penmanship." she remarked with a blush. 'I had no idea she was this...creative.'

"Well what are you waiting for? Do it." Said Derpy.

"Yeah, do it so we can do crazy stuff."

"I-I can't do it with you two standing there!"

"It's just us, we won't tell anyone."

"Unless they paid us." smiled Derpy.

Moondancer sighed, she brought a broom to her from the kitchen. She removed all of the lint and put it in her tail.

"Wow...you seriously did it."

"Your poor tail, it looked so pretty before the lint." Said Derpy, before a ball hit her head. "Ow!" She turned and saw Dinky.

"You forgot my birthday!"

"Oh my gosh Dinky, I'm sorry."

That's when in a berserk rage she charged and jumped!

"Ah look out!"

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After a few minutes it showed Derpy stumbling while Dinky walked out. "Have a good day sweetie!"

"Well...now that Kid-zilla is gone, let's get going ladies."

"But Moondancer, what's that I see over there?"

"A note on Spike's suit...wait, what's this doing hanging on a door, it should be in his closet."

"No time, just read."

She took it down and read it over. "Okay...this is gonna be a weird one..."

Later at Fluttershy's cottage...

"Who knew role reversal would be so fun?" Said Fluttershy wearing bunny ears while Angel wore a wig of Fluttershy's mane.

That's when they heard Harry roaring.

"What could that be?"

We then see Harry wearing Spike's suit.

"Harry, where'd you get that?"

Harry then pointed to the 3 mares walking away.

"Well, good thing I'm Angel for today."

Said rabbit facepalmed.

That's when without warning, Fluttershy attacked them! 3 hard kicks sending them flying! They then hit the ground.

"Ow...what was that?"

"Why did you force a suit onto Harry?"

"Well...it was a chore...see?" She then showed Fluttershy the sticky note.

"Chore or not, you must be punished Moondancer."

'Aw man!'

Fluttershy then uprooted a huge tree and flattened Moondancer with it! "You're forgiven now."

"Thank you." she groaned underneath it.

Later...

"I don't like this one!" Shouted Moondancer.

"Calm down, she just needs you to fool around with our lovers, you'll be fine. We'll be watching from behind this pile of wood incase they get too rough."

"But that makes no sense! Why would she want me to do something like that in the first place? And why are you two so easy going about it!?"

"Hey, are you gonna complain about a job that's telling you to get laid?"

"I'm just saying it feels suspicious why she would want me to do this."

"Well, I guess you can go ask her after, but now, you got a job to do."

We then see Spike, Time Turner and Thunderlane all talking about something.

"Got any threes?"

"Go fish."

"U-um...excuse me men..."

They turned and saw Moondancer with a blush.

"Oh well, well, well, what does my lady want?" Spike asked while putting his claws on her.

"It's...kinda hard to say."

"Come-on, you can tell me." He whispered, as Moondancer felt his breath on the back of her neck.

"I-I-I-I have to sleep with all of you!" That's when she felt hooves on her flank.

"Is that so?" Said Time Turner.

"Guess your girlfriend is 3 times as horny today." said Thunderlane.

That's when they all picked up Moondancer and took her into Time Turner's house.

"Oh man, this is rich." snickered Berry.

"Yeah...wait! What if she gets knocked up?"

"Don't you remember? We gave her a strong condom."

"But they break."

"That's why we're here to make sure they don't get too rough with her, so when we hear her start crying out in pain, we jump in!"

"But what if we get knocked up?"

"Eh, not sure...guess we're moms."

"But I'm already a mom."

"Dinky will be a big sis then, okay?"

That's when Moondancer stumbled out of the house.

"Wow Moondancer...you really endured, great job."

Moondancer didn't hear them in her dazed state.

"We better take her..."

"Well, well, well, the other 2 are here." Said Time Turner as he put a hoof around Derpy.

"Oh...uh hi Doctor."

"Hello my drunken babe, what brings you here?"

"Uh...a pran..."

"Come on guys, let's give them the same thing we did to Moondancer." Said Spike as they brought them into the house.

'Uh oh.'

Some time passed and they stumbled out as well and fell next to Moondancer.

'Karma is wonderful.' Thought Berry Punch.

Eventually they got back home with Moondancer cleaning herself up.

"Well, that was insane and who knows what the next note will say."

"NO! NO! I'm done, I'm not gonna do any more! I quit." Said Moondancer. "I thought Twilight was my friend. How could she make me do such embarrassing things?!"

"Maybe she was helping you not feel like a stiff for the day."

"No, I'm gonna go expose Twilight Sparkle for the false icon of friendship that she is!"

"Now, now Moonie, let's not get hasty, it was just a prank from me and Derpy, m-mostly Derpy and Soarin."

"But Berry, Soarin wasn't even in this chapter."

"Wait, you two...have been pranking me this whole time?"

"Uh...yes?"

That's when Moondancer turned to the reader. "Get ready to see another technical difficulties sign." she turned and let out a cry before jumping at the mares.

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AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR READING FAN-MAIL WITH CELESTIA!

"Hello my loyal subjects, let's read a letter." She then opened one. "Dear Celestia, can you do Spike x Mesomosa, the R63 Thorax? From RandomUltima761. Now aren't you a stupid fan. This is Insane Tales, not Spike's Gals. Okay, that concludes Fan-Mail with Celestia, goodbye."

We now see Berry and Derpy beaten to a pulp.

Moondancer huffed and panted while looking livid.

"We're...very sorry..."

"Thank you Derpy and since you apologized 1st, only Berry get's punishment."

"And that is?"

"No booze for two months."

"Hah! You can't make me do th-"

"Don't make me turn your alcohol addiction turn into an oil addiction."

"Ah! You wouldn't dare!"

"Try me!"

She gulped. "Uh...fine." Then Berry left for home.

"Aw, that isn't a funny enough comeuppance." Said Derpy.

"Not to worry, I'm sure she'll enjoy the surprise waiting for her in her bedroom." Said Moondancer while her horn glowed.

We then see Berry Punch at home, walking into her bedroom, only to be grabbed and thrown onto the bed.

"Gah! What the?"

"Ready for Round 2?"

'Uh oh.'

And so Ruby Pinch was unable to sleep as she could hear the craziness coming from Berry Punch's room. 'Just perfect!'