The insane tales of MLP

chapter 48

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"The finals have come once again." Said Dr. Yang.

"And soon once again, the champ will fail in defeating me."

'That's what you think you old bitch.'

"The finals huh? Bring out the next joker, she ain't gonna-nani?!" Gasped anime Pinkie. "Onee-chan?!"

"Pinkie? You're my last opponent huh?" remarked Trainer Maud dully.

"I don't wanna fight you, but if it comes down to that, then I have no choice!"

That's when the screens all around the city turned on.

"Welcome to the final match! Good luck!"

"Well, I'm gonna go nap and get ready to end your next attempt to save your precious princess." She said, walking away.

"I'll start things off, go Alolan Golem! Use Explosion!"

That's when the Alolan Golem ran at Pinkie! Any competitive players know Alolan Golem's hidden ability Galvanize turn normal type moves into electric type and boost their power by 20 percent. The normal gem it's holding will just add to Explosion's whopping 250 attack power, plus the same type attack bonus it'll get from Alolan Golem's electric typing! So this bomb is gonna go off and make Pinkie feel tons of pain! Well, that could've happened, if it weren't for...

*Dragonball Z*

"Phew! Instant transmission saves my life aga-"

"Hitmonlee! Close Combat!"

"Uh-oh!" she saw the pokemon run at her before suddenly getting hit several times all over her body. "Owwowowowowow!"

*Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo*

"Super Fist of the Nose Hair!" Her nose hairs grabbed Hitmonlee and threw him down to the ground!"

*My Hero Academia*

"Carolina Smash!" She sent it flying as she swung both crossed hooves!

"Hitmonlee return! Go Tyranitar!"

Tyranitar's Sand Stream ability caused a sandstorm!

*Zatch Bell*

"Spike! RAUZARUK!"

That's when Spike in a dress got struck with rainbow lightning...in our economy today would probably sound gay without context.

"Oh yeah! Prepare to get beat up!" Said Spike, running at Maud!

"What a great idea! Weavile! Use Beat-Up!"

That's when Weavile fired off 6 attacks! Spike dodged the them all

"Nice try! Now take thi-"

"Ice Shard!"

Weavile pelted Spike with some fast ice!

"Oof! Ow! Ooh!"

"Spike! Zaker!"

Spike fired a huge bolt of lightning!

"Go Mimikyu!"

Mimikyu's disguise allowed it to take a free hit!

Meanwhile...

'Good! She's in a deep sleep, now to contact these 2!' thought Dr. Yang.

"Mimikyu! NEVER ENDING NIGHTMARE!"

*ONE PIECE*

"GUM-GUM..."

"STOP!"

Both of them quickly stopped and turned to the man.

"You gotta help me!"

"What? But I was about to win!" Both said at the same time.

"This is more important! After you win, there's no prize! My wife's step-mom is gonna kill the winner, but what she won't expect is 2 powerful combatants." Dr. Yang explained.

"Why should we trust you?"

"She's got my wife under a spell and it'll only break when that horrible witch is dead!"

"Like the alternate version of my sister said, why should we trust you not to trick us and stab us in the back?"

"Because I'll set off a bomb to kill your entire universe!" he warned while holding up a trigger with a scowl. "So you got no other choice!"

"Wait...if you can blow up our worlds, then how come you haven't defeated her yet?" Asked Maud.

"Yeah..." added Pinkie.

"She only fights warriors! I'm not exactly a warrior, so please, help me save my wife! I'm begging you!"

"Do you Pinkie promise this isn't a joke?"

"Yes! I Pinkie Promise!"

"Cross your heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in your eye?"

"Yes! Can we please end this shtick now?"

"Okay, let's go Maud!"

Pinkie and Maud were warped out of there and brought to the final battle room as Evil-Stepmother awoke.

"So is my next victim here?"

"No, it's your end you bitch!"

"That's what you always say, aaaahahahahah!" She cackled, as she entered the final battle room, to meet her opponent, or rather...opponents! "Okay, so who's the fool this ti-"

*Rosario Vampire*

"Learn your place!" Shouted a vampire Pinkie Pie as she stomped on Evil-Stepmother's face!"

"Alolan Golem! Explosion!"

She felt the full force of the explosion as it sent her flying into a wall! "You cheating prick! I'm gonna put you to sleep, then have men all over Cassidy's eternally sleeping body!"

*One Punch Man*

"You'll do no such thing!" Said Pinkie as she started punching. "MACHINE GUN BLOWS!"

The woman went wide eyed before getting punched several times through the wall.

"Tyranitar! Mega-Evolution!" Said Maud!

The pokemon let out a roar before glowing as it slowly transformed into its mega form.

*Full Metal Alchemist*

"Let's do this!" Shouted Pinkie, slamming her hoofs onto the floor, making stone fists extend towards Evil-Stepmother while Mega-Tyranitar shot a Hyper Beam!

She roared before forming a magical barrier that deflected the beam and caused the stone fists to crumble. "Now take this! I cast Crowfrogs!"

That's when swarms of frogs with crow beaks and wings flew at them!

*Jojo's Bizarre Adventure*

"Za-Warudo!" That's when all time stopped as Pinkie proceeded to pulverize all the Crowfrogs! When time went back to normal, her monsters fell down and she finds herself with a bear trap chomping down on her right foot.

"AHHH! What in the world!"

"Return Mega-Tyranitar! Time for a Z-move Gigalith! Continental Crush!" She said, as she danced The Rockium-Z Dance.

Pinkie saw the giant meteor that Maud's Gigalith summoned, and then got an idea!

*Naruto Shippuden*

"Tengai Shinsei!" She then summoned an even bigger meteor above it!

The Evil-stepmother then focused all of her dark energy into one big blast to blow the meteors away! An explosion of rocks and pebbles rained down, as she panted.

"Nice try, but now I'm gonna heal myself!"

"Uh...what about the other meteor?" Pinkie asked.

"Wh-what other mete..." She then saw the other meteor, unsure of what to do, she only had time to use a healing spell, and not enough to escape, so she turned to them with one final thing on her mind. "I hope a plague hits both of your homes!"

BOOM!

"You...you did it! Oh 8 long years and finally! That horrid bitch is gone!" Cheered Dr. Yang.

Meanwhile in his lab, Princess Cassidy was waking. She slowly blinked and looked around her before sitting up.

"Cassidy!" Said Dr. Yang as he flung the door open.

"Yang!"

They ran over to each other and embraced in a heartwarming hug.

"Thank you, you 2, the portal to send you home is in my lab."

"Really? That's it?"

"Yes, allow me to send you both home." Both watched as Dr. Yang opened up the portal. "Have happy lives and try to find that special someone in your lives, okay girls?"

"Awww, but I wanted to beat more ponies up."

Then Maud smacked her in the back of the head. "Pinkie, we just reunited true love, get over it."

"Eh, fine, I'll just go have some 'fun' with Fluttershy. What about you Maud?"

"Gonna continue my path to catch 'em all." She said as she thought about Marshadow, her next target.

"Neat!"

So they all said their goodbyes and Pinkie and Maud went through the portal to their own worlds.

"So...you know what happens after the princess is saved right?" Asked Cassidy.

"I know just what you're talking about." Said Dr. Yang as he picked her up and ran to their bedroom.