The insane tales of MLP

chapter 49

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The changeling kingdom's citizens were waking up with bright and sunny smiles as they greeted each other a good morning. Their king was especially happy as he was freshening up in the shower.

'Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!' He thought. 'Barb's coming for a visit!' His heart eyes then ended up getting soap in them. "Ah! Soap in my eyes!"

After cleaning it out he stepped out and began drying himself off. He strutted down the kingdom confidently as he waved to his citizens. 'You got this Thorax, today's the day that you're gonna confess to Barb.'

But when he rounded a corner he wound up bumping into his brother. "Whoops, sorry about that Pharynx."

"No worries bro." he shook his head. "But why are you in such a hurry?"

"We have a special guest coming."

"It's Barb isn't it?"

"H-how did you know?"

"Because for the last week you've been muttering how awesome it'll be when she stops by." He explained. "But come on, your crush on her is so obvious to everyone."

"What? No it's not."

"Yes it is!" Said everyone in the Changeling Kingdom.

He blushed while his brother chuckled. "Darn it."

"Anyways, you may actually be too late, because she agreed to let 'me' give her the tour."

"W-what w-was that?"

"I talked to her and said I could show her around, and after taking a good look, she's sexy for a dragon."

"Brother, you better not!"

"Whatcha gonna do? Hit me?"

"And if I do?"

"We both know you won't, wimp."

And in comes said dragoness.

"Hey guys."

"Barb! H-Hey there."

"Hey Thorax, your brother is such a cool guy to give me a tour."

"Yeah...very cool." Said Thorax, not showing any jealousy.

"He offered to show me every single spot and then we could grab a bite to eat."

"Oh...how very nice of you Pharynx."

"Yep, later bro!" Then Pharynx and Barb left.

'Damn you! I wanted to show her around!' Thought Thorax. 'He's gonna make her his bride, and then they're gonna make a baby and then their kid is gonna be the new ruler because I lost the only one for me! And then I'll die!'

"Uh, King Thorax?"

"Yes Soupling?"

"Why do you look upset?"

"Because my brother stole the love of my life!"

"Then why not fight and take her back if you love her so much?" he remarked while idly eating some soup.

"You're right, I'm gonna get her back, and she will be my queen!" Thorax flew off.

Later we see Pharynx and Barb sitting down at the feelings forum.

"I feel sad because my neighbor has a very bad addiction." Said Kevin.

"Oh come-on, my addiction aint that bad."

"You're addicted to Hannah Montana!" Shouted Kevin, that made everyone gasp in fear.

"Dun, dun, dun." Whispered Pharynx, making silently Barb laugh.

"I can't help it! Her voice is so good!"

"It's the kind of horribleness that makes us wanna turn into evil changelings again!" Shouted one of the changelings.

"Okay, okay, settle down everyone." Said Free Love. "Now, your taste in music is pretty trash."

"Hey!"

"But...I think we can all agree that you should try listening to a little less Hannah Montana so it doesn't become such an addiction." She then levitated some headphones over to the unnamed changeling.

As the feelings forum continued, Thorax was watching from a distance.

"Okay, just walk in smoothly and get in between them." He said to himself as someone was sharing their feelings towards how they felt about their least favorite Hoofball team. He cleared his throat and casually walked over with a smile. "Hey there, room for one more?" He then squeezed in between them. "Hi Barbara, so glad to have such a good friend and a cute one at that here in my kingdom."

"Hey Thorax, didn't know you'd be joining us."

"Yeah, some say I make them more confident to share if I'm here."

"No-one says that." Said Kevin.

"Quiet Kevin!"

Kevin squinted.

"Who's next to share?" Asked Free Love.

"I feel annoyed when KingThorax tells me to shut up." Said Kevin.

"I feel annoyed when King Thorax just shows up unannounced." Added Pharynx.

"Hey!"

"I mean, you'd think as our king he'd at least warn us ahead of time."

"Oh come-on, I just wanted join in, what's wrong with that?"

"1st it'll stepping into feelings forums unannounced, sooner or later it'll be free loading on your couch unannounced."

"I'm the king, why would I want to free load off of someone else's couch?"

"Just for the fun of it."

"I'm not a jerk like our last ruler."

"Yeah but you never know..." Said one of the changelings.

"Guys, I'm just here..."

"To make the moves on Barb and Pharynx, who left while you were arguing with us." Said Free Love.

"Hey!" He ran after them again. We now find them at a food table.

"Sorry we don't have any gemstones, hope you don't mind."

"Please, a friend of mine baked some very bad cupcakes and I still ate them, even after they were thrown into the trash."

"How bad were they?"

"Putting ponies in the hospital bad."

"Wow, that IS bad."

"Yeah, she learned her lesson to not take too much work." She said, grabbing food from the table.

"Good for her."

After getting something to eat, they find a table to eat at. All the while Thorax was fuming.

"Okay...I'll try again, but this time I'll need a disguise."

"Hah, this Garble sounds like such a joke."

"Hello." Said a very bad fake accent. "I am Tortilini Inironi!"

Both looked at Thorax who was wearing a fake mustache and some random clothes. 'Seriously? He's a changeling, he couldn't just change to be more believable?' Thought both.

"Ooooh, I see you have a whole cooked giant beetle, mind if have a taste."

"I don't remember you, are you out of to-oh to Hell with this, Thorax take off that stupid disguise now!"

"Disguise? What dis-aaah!" His moustache was ripped off.

"Yeah, so let's end this once and for-"

"Hallo!" Said the real Thorax in an even worse disguise and fake accent. "I am Mercurino Pedronono."

'Wow, with my bare hooves I ripped a moustache off of someone...but man is my brother's actual disguise terrible.' He thought.

Thorax wore paper cut out of a moustache and that was it.

"Um, Thorax?" snickered Barb. "What are you doing?"

"Who's Thorax? I'm just a changeling from outta town." That's when Pharynx slapped him. "Ow!"

"So Thorax, mind explaining why you've been interrupting my tour of the Changeling Kingdom?" Asked Barb.

"Um...well...uh..."

"He has a crush on you babe."

"Pharynx!"

"Is this true?"

"YES!" replied everyone in the Changeling Kingdom.

Thorax blushed with Barb doing the same.

"Thorax, I'm flattered, really I am."

"So you'll be my queen?" He smiled.

"Nope." Hearing that killed Thorax inside.

"Yeah because she's with me bro!"

"Nope."

"Wait what?"

"Wait...did I forget to mention my reason for visiting?"

"What was the reason?" Asked Thorax and Pharynx.

"I'm gonna go on a date with this cute guy I met."

"What?!"

"Oh! There he is!" Squeed Barb as she pushed past the bros. "Hey Soupy."

"Soupling?!" they cried out while Barb hugged the changeling.

"Hey Barbie, ready for some fun tonight?"

"You know it."

They then pressed her lips against each other, and after the kiss, off they went.

"Don't wait up guys." Said Barb.

"Later losers." Said Soupling.

Both stood their, jaws to the floor.

"Dang, you lost to Soupling." Said Cornicle.