Peter Parker's journal: Entry No. 1.
"Hello, my name is Peter Parker and I am Spider-Man. Today I've come to talk about what I think about my little flying rat, Ladybug and Chat Noir, and my archenemy, the Green Goblin.
To begin with, I want to talk about the little red and blue creature that annoys me every day.
Leopardon can be a good friend and very supportive when he proposes it, but usually, he spends his time annoying me about responsibility. I know his intentions are good, but he's usually rather annoying and rather rude.
Anyway, the day I met him, I almost fainted, not out of fear, but out of surprise. Imagine being a simple nerd that when you open a birthday gift, you blinded by a light, then discover a little creature that resembles a spider, flying in front of you. Well, the thing is that Leopardon explained to me that he had been chosen me to carry the power of Responsibility and Fate, and that I was destined to become a superhero of the caliber of the Avengers, which sounded pretty crazy to me, I mean, even if it was actually tempting, because my idols are Captain America and Iron Man, I was a nerd, I was no hero material, or so I thought.
Leo told me that I was an idiot for underestimating myself, then he encouraged me to try out my new powers and I did, after that, I discovered that I could pick up cars with relative ease, had much more agility than a Chinese acrobat, was extremely fast, I could jump very tall heights and long distances, and I could knock people out with an electric touch, but I was pretty clumsy when I swung around with webs, that I must admit.
After that, I thought I could use my powers to help my uncles, settle some pending matters with Flash and get everyone to respect me, but Leopardon warned me not to use my powers for selfish or evil ends unless I wanted Karma to make me pay for using a Miraculous irresponsibly. I thought he was just exaggerating, and now not a single day goes by when I don't think how stupid I was to ignore Leo...
Anyway, thanks to the advice of my kwami, as well as his unconditional support, I have managed to overcome such traumatic events as the ones that caused the deaths of Captain Stacy, Gwen and my Uncle Ben, or that the Green Goblin turned half Of New York in a bunch of mutant goblins who wanted to kill me, or that Octavius wanted to steal my body (honestly, I still haven't thanked Leo for keeping control of my body and getting it back for me), or more recently, all the problems that Gobby and Ock have caused me.
In short, Leopardon is a great help, when he's not insulting me or toying with my stuff.
As for what I think of Ladybug and Chat Noir, I feel that they remind me a little of myself when I started my heroic crusade, only that in turn, both are very different from me. Chat Noir shares a sense of humor similar to mine, likes to make jokes and play with his opponents, but can be serious and smart when he proposes it. Ladybug, on the other hand, is more serious and calm, sometimes too much, but she is also smart, creative and I like that she's always positive and believes that we must keep our identities a secret, yet I don't like when she tries to force me to talk about things like Gwen's death, the Goblin Nation, and so on, I don't think I know her well enough to reveal my darkest secrets to her, although perhaps I can tell Chat Noir, he seems to be more understanding and has shown that he trusts blindly in me, in spite of all that I've hidden from them.
To conclude, I want to talk a little about the Green Goblin, better known as the greatest of the psychopaths who have tried to destroy me. I only have a couple of things to say about him: 1) The bastard that hides behind that horrible green mask is a psychopath of the caliber of the Red Skull, and is as sadistic and intelligent as he is, but green. And 2) No matter who owns the Goblin Cufflinks, I am going to kill him, I do not care what Cap, Madame Web, Ladybug or Chat Noir say, the Green Goblin will never harm anyone I love. I swear on my life.
That would be all on my part, I think I should stop writing, I have homework to do, the end of the course is coming and I don't want to fail or my student with a scholarship from Stark Industries alibi will go to waste, and probably Mr. Stark will literally kick me out of the Avengers, and Paris, if that happens."