Chapter 1: Get Clam-Ed! Where is the Great Zapfish?!

Opening: Now or Never! Splatoon OST - YouTube

Inkopolis News:

Off the Hook: Inkopolis News (Off the Hook) - Splatoon 2 Soundtrack - YouTube

Pearl: "Yo yo yo, it's Off the Hook coming to you live from the summer camp! XD Yo, let's check the Turf War stages!

Marina: "Actually, we have some shocking news, so let's switch over to the Squid Sisters."

Inkopolis News switches to the Squid Sisters. Splatoon Music - Squid Sisters News - YouTube

Callie: "This is urgent! The Great Zapfish has been kidnapped by the Octarians!"

Marie: "Not only that, some Inklings and Octolings have been tricked into working for the Octarians."

Callie: "Oh that terrible! Unfortunately, because of this, we won't be having Splatfests! Also, we need new Agents recruited to stop the Octarians!"

Marie: "Well, we're going to be busy, so there won't be any news from us."

Callie: "Wait, we didn't talk about the weather! We are looking at clear skies and a bright sunshiny day! YAY!"

Callie and Marie: "Anyway, always remember! Stay Fresh!"

Switches back to Off the Hook.

Pearl: "Well, that sure is some shocking news. Any who, let's check the current stages!"

Marina plays some hip-hop music while the regular battle, ranked battle, and league battle stages are shown.

Marina: "The ranked battle today is Clam Blitz. The league battle today is Tower Control. Also, Grizzco is looking for employees."

Pearl: "That's all the time we have! Until next time!"

Pearl and Marina: "Don't get Cooked... Stay Off the Hook!"

News ends

Sea Peach; Cul Du Sac:

Jonny's house:

Jonny: "Aw man! The Splatfest is cancelled?! That bites!"

Plank tells Jonny that they should recruit for the new Squidbeak Splatoon.

Jonny: "You're right buddy! If anyone is going to rescue those citizens and save the Great Zapfish, it's gonna be us! Let's go!"

Jonny and Plank take a bus to Inkopolis Plaza.

Jonny: "Find anything yet about recruitment buddy?"

Plank points and directs Jonny towards the Squidbeak Splatoon sign up papers. Both Jonny and Plank sign up. The paper says to enter the manhole that leads to Octo Valley to meet up with Captain Cuttlefish and become one of the Agents. Jonny and Plank enter the manhole in the Plaza. The rest of the story of Jonny and Plank is in the series "Agent 2x4 and the Squidbeak Splatoon vs Octarians."

The Eds are walking along the Cul Du Sac to see how they can get to Inkopolis Square.

Ed: "OH BOY, WE'RE GONNA WIN! YAAAYYY!"

Eddy: "Relax monobrow, we're not at the Square yet. Besides, I want to check out the candy shop!"

Edd: "Well, with this hominid device used to calculate angular distance called a sextant, we should be able to get to the Square soon."

Eddy giggles. Eddy: "What is it called again?"

Edd: "A sextant, Eddy!"

Ed and Eddy laugh hysterically.

Edd: "Ugh, never mind."

The Eds then encounter Kevin, Nazz and Rolf.

Kevin: "Are you dorks headed to the Square as well?"

Eddy: "Yep, and we're going to win because we're the Eds!"

Rolf: "Oh ho ho! You think you are better than the Son of a Shepherd. I could easily squash you short Edboy."

Eddy grits his teeth in anger.

Kevin: "I challenge you to Clam Blitz to see who's better!"

Eddy: "You're on!"

Clam Blitz: The one side with the most clams win. (Music: Shellfie (Chirpy Chips) - Splatoon Music Extended - YouTube)

Team Eddy: Ed, Edd n' Eddy; ink color is blue.

Team Kevin: Kevin, Rolf n' Nazz; ink color is orange.

They cover the Cul Du Sac in ink and collect clams. Eddy collects 10 clams.

Eddy: "I've got the clam football, we're gonna win!"

Kevin pulls his bike over and points his New Squiffer at Eddy as Eddy keeps running.

Kevin: "Astrodork at 12 o'clock." *SPLAT!* Eddy is KO'd and returns to the respawn point.

Kevin: "Awesome!"

Edd: "Oh no, look what he did to poor Eddy!"

Rolf appears behind Edd with the Ultra-Stamp.

Rolf: "You will feel the hammer of discipline from the son of a shepherd!"

*SPLAT!* Edd returns to the respawn point.

Nazz get the clam ball.

Nazz: "Alright man, we're gonna win this."

Ed runs like a buffoon, having his Kensa Mini Splatling randomly firing shots. Ed: "I am Luthor, destroyer of Evil!" *SPLAT!* Nazz returns to the respawn point.

Kevin then picks up the clam ball and throws it at the basket. Kevin: "Nice catch dorks! Hahaha!"

Eddy becomes so enraged that he pulls out the Killer Wail and screams into it. This splats Kevin and returns him to respawn. Rolf tries to get to the basket but gets splatted by the sound. Eventually, Nazz gets there, and throws 10 clams into the basket.

GAME! Judd comes over to determine the winners. (win theme | Splatoon 2 soundtrack - YouTube) Kevin's Team WINS! WOOHOO!

Kevin: "I knew you would lose Dorkediah! HAHAHA!"

Eddy: "I'll get you for this Kevin!"

Edd: "Eddy, calm down. It's just a fun turf war. Besides, it doesn't matter who wins or loses after all."

Nazz: "Yeah Eddy, we're just having fun."

Edd: *nervously* "Um, yes, thank you, Nazz."

Kevin: "Besides, I feel happy winning that battle. We should all have jawbreakers on me."

Ed: "YAY, JAWBREAKERS!"

Eddy: "YOU'RE THE BEST KEV!"

Kevin: "So Double Dork, which way to Inkopolis Square?"

Edd: "If my trajectory is right, it should be past, *GASP* The...TRAILER PARK!"

Eddy: "WHAT?! NO WAY! I'M NOT GETTING KISSED BY A KANKER!"

Ed: "YUCKY GIRL GERMS!"

Kevin: "Relax dorks, the Kankers have not been seen all day. In fact, I have not seen them in weeks."

Edd: "Strange, I could come to a hypothetical conclusion that the Octarians tricked them into working for them. Course, we would have to be heroic agents to find out. But still is rather haunting."

Eddy: "WHO CARES?! NO KANKERS!"

Ed: "YAY! NO KANKER FOR ED!"

Kevin: "Well, we can't keep pondering about what happened to who. Tell ya what, the last one to make it to Inkopolis Square must swallow a fish! HAHAHA!"

Eddy: "You're on Kevin!"

Inkopolis Square (Music: Inkopolis Square - Splatoon 2 Soundtrack - YouTube):

Kevin, Nazz, Rolf, and the Eds raced past the trailer park to Inkopolis Square. Unfortunately, Eddy lost and had to eat a raw salmonid that Rolf had in his cooler. *YUCK!* Anyway, Kevin went into Salty Taffy and bought everyone jawbreakers. Nazz, Rolf, and the Eds cheered and praised Kevin. Kevin, Nazz and the Eds went into Deca Tower to participate in Turf Wars. Rolf went to Grizzco's to work another Salmon Run with Eddy's brother.

Eventually, everyone returned from the turf war with more money in their wallets. The Eds lost a couple rounds but won a lot more. Kevin won a whole lot, especially in Clam Blitz, his favorite turf war. Nazz won some Tower Control rounds. Rolf got more money and held onto more salmon eggs. He did better than Eddy's brother. Eventually, the kids met up at the Crust Bucket to get some Deep-Fried Schwaffles and Crusty Seanwiches. Ed sat at an outside table with Rolf, Edd with Nazz, and Kevin with Eddy.

Eddy: "Man, we rocked it out there today!"

Kevin: "I gotta admit man, that was pretty choice!"

Nazz: "You were so smart out there man! Sick moves, Double D!"

Edd: "Oh, thank you Nazz. You were thorough and accurate with your shots too Nazz." Nazz giggles and thanks Edd.

Rolf: "You should have seen the son of a shepherd today, nincompoop Edboy. Rolf sent the cursed salmons back to the depths and collected these eggs."

Ed: "They look like the eggs of the zombie fish from 'I Was a Teenage Clownfish!'"

Rolf: "Hohoho! You are too funny, dimwitted Ed-boy."

Eventually the kids finished up, thanked Sean for the food, and raced back to the Cul Du Sac. End of Chapter.

Ending Theme: Splattack! Jam Session Splatoon OST - YouTube