Chapter 6: Vehicular Tech-Ed; Winner Chicken Dinner
Opening: watch?v=BxDN8QVGjK8
In Splatfest, Team Chicken won, yay! Looks like the Kankers won't torture the Eds.
Inkopolis News Inkopolis News (Off the Hook) - Splatoon 2 Soundtrack - YouTube
Pearl: "It's yo girls Pearl and Marina coming live! The Splatfest has officially ended! YAY!"
Marina: "Let's switch over to the Squid Sisters for the results!"
News switches over to Squid Sisters. Inkopolis News - Splatoon Music Extended - YouTube
Callie: "Alright, let's see which team won!"
The scoreboard shows that Team Chicken beat Team Egg 2 to 1.
Callie: "WAHOO! BAWK BAWK BAWK! TEAM CHICKEN WON!"
Marie: "Congrats Callie. It makes sense because of evolution and replic..."
Callie: "Who cares what you say?! We won! Yahoo! This calls for celebration!"
Marie: "Let's go to the amusement Park Later."
Callie and Marie: "And remember... Staaay Fresh!"
News switches over to Off the Hook.
Pearl: "OH, I'M SO HAPPY MY TEAM WON! That means you'll have to treat me hun! Ahuhuhuuu!"
Marina then blushes and gets nervous. Marina: "Ummm... let's check today's Turf War." Marina plays Hip-hop music, while showing the stages. Marina: "And today's ranked battle is Splat Zones, while league is Tower Control."
Pearl: "Until next time..." Pearl and Marina: "Don't get cooked... Stay Off the Hook!"
Inkopolis Plaza (Inkopolis Plaza Splatoon Music Extended - YouTube)
The Kankers are walking to their new business, Kankers' Kissed Trucks and Busses. Marie Kanker, who is angry: "I can't believe Egg lost! I just want to get my anger out!" Marie Kanker then slugs May Kanker, causing her to fall on her back. Lee Kanker: "Who cares who won?! We just need to get to our jobs ASAP! Or else Mom will be mad!"
Inkopolis Plaza, Kankers' Kissed Trucks and Busses
The Kankers arrive at the entrance to the station. May Kanker, who has the super sea snails: "Look guys! Even though we lost, we still got some awesome super sea snails!" Lee Kanker then trips May, causing her to drop the snails. Lee Kanker: "Who cares, I said!" Marie Kanker: "I can't wait to get to work!"
The Kankers then enter their station. Lee Kanker sits at the desk to answer phone calls and manage the place, Marie Kanker repairs vehicles, and May Kanker washes the vehicles. The Kankers also paint the vehicles when they get scratched. Then suddenly, the phone rings. Lee Kanker answers: "Kankers' Kissed Trucks and Busses! You break them or dirty them, we fix or wash them!" Sheldon: "Hi Miss Kanker. My Party Bus is dirty and scratched from the Octarians when the Squidbeak Splatoon fought them. Can I bring her in?"
Lee Kanker: "Sure thing cutie. Just park her in the garage." Lee hangs up. Lee Kanker: "Alright girls! The cute weapon sales crab is bringing his bus in! I want you two ready to make sure he gets the satisfaction he deserves!"
Marie Kanker then goes into the garage to make sure the bus is parked in the right position. May Kanker rushes over to the hose. She slips and falls but gets back up and grabs the hose.
Sheldon then parks his Party Bus in their garage. Sheldon: "Thank you octo girls so much for doing this." Marie Kanker: "No problem short and sweet! Just come back when she's done!" Sheldon then leaves to Ammo Knights. May Kanker then sprays the bus down with a hose. May Kanker: "This bus is as big as a Gym!" Eventually, the bus is spotless. Marie and May then grab buckets of paint and paint brushes and paint up the scratches.
May somehow paints a picture of Ed on the back of the bus. May Kanker: "He will love this bus as much as I love my man! Huuuuhhhh!" Marie Kanker then kicks May and smacks her over the head. Marie Kanker: "Way to go, buck teeth! You were supposed to paint the dents, not draw your stupid boyfriend!" Marie Kanker then paints over May's painting. May cries as Marie Kanker finishes up. The truck looks good as new, now with red-pink hearts and red kiss marks painted on. Lee Kanker then inspects the truck. Lee: "Looks good, girls. Mom will be impressed with us." Lee then calls Sheldon.
Ammo Knights
Sheldon is just selling the enperry splat dualies to an Inkling when suddenly his phone rings.
Sheldon: "Ammo Knights, this is Sheldon speaking, how may I help you?"
Lee Kanker: "Hi there sweetie. We just finished your bus." Sheldon: "Great, I'll be right over!"
Kankers' Kissed Trucks and Busses
Sheldon arrives at the front entrance. Lee Kanker: "Come on over and take a look." Sheldon then looks in the garage to see his truck. He is in awe to see it all clean. He even notices the painted-on hearts and kiss marks.
Sheldon: "I love what you did with my bus! It has hearts and kiss marks! The audience will go gaga over it when the Squid Sisters decide to host their concert on it!" Lee Kanker: "No problem sweetheart! It's only 20,000 cash!" Sheldon then pays the 20,000 with some tip and leaves with his improved bus.
Marie Kanker: "He's sooo dreamy! He reminds me of my dreamboat boyfriend Double-D! There can only be one, and Double-D is that man! Hmhmhm!"
Lee Kanker: "I don't care how cute they look! We are Kankers, and we stick with one man! And the men we will marry are the Eds!" Then the phone rings. Lee Kanker answers: "Kankers' Kissed Trucks and Busses! You break them or dirty them, we fix them and wash them!"
Crusty Sean: "Wassup! My Crust Bucket would like a new paint job!" Lee Kanker: "Bring her in and you got a deal beef cakes!" Crusty Sean parks his food truck in the garage and waits at the entrance. Marie and May Kanker then get to work painting the truck. May paints Seanwiches and Schwaffles all over the truck. Marie Kanker: "Again?! MAY QUIT IT WITH THE...!" Lee then interupts Marie Kanker. Lee Kanker: "Hey, the truck driver loves the Seanwiches and Schwaffles you painted on there! Keep up the good work!" Marie then apologizes to May, and then they paint hearts above the food painted-on.
Crusty Sean: "I love what you did with the truck! The customers will come to my truck with these! Here is 10,000 cash with tip, and here are some Seanwiches and Schwaffles." Sean then give Schwaffles and Seanwiches to the Kankers, and pays them. He leaves with his newly painted truck. Lee Kanker: "I think it's time for lunch girls!"
The Kankers then sit down and have their Seanwiches and Schwaffles for lunch. They then get back to work, helping fix and clean trucks and busses that come and go.
Inkopolis Square, Spykebucks (Inkopolis Square - Splatoon 2 Soundtrack - YouTube)
Nazz, Kevin, Rolf and the Eds are having sodas. Rolf is sitting by himself at a table, while the kids are at the bar with Spyke. Eddy: "WAHOO! We really nailed it, huh boys! To Team Chicken!" Ed: "CHICKENS! YAAAY!" Edd: "I still feel bad for Rolf. You think you can call him over to sit with us Kevin?"
Kevin: "I'll try. YO ROLF! COME OVER HERE AND SIT WITH US! WE WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE YOU BUDDY!" Rolf: "How can Rolf celebrate knowing that his teammates lost." Rolf pouts. Nazz: "I'll go over and see if I can get him to sit with us." Nazz then goes over to Rolf's table. Nazz: "Hey man, you did your best out there. Just because your team lost does not make you a loser. We still think you are a winner. We're here for you man." Rolf then smiles.
Rolf: "Thank you Nazz girl. Rolf needed that encouragement." Nazz and Rolf then sit at the bar with Kevin and the Eds. Spyke: "Good to see you Rolf. I saw you out there with Team Egg. You were kicking butt." Kevin: "To Rolf and his efforts!" The kids give cheers to Rolf, drank their soda, and talked and laughed.
Inkopolis Square, Off the Hook Studios
Pearl and Marina are sitting at the couch. Pearl: "I'm so happy that my team won! WOOHOO!" Marina: "I'm so happy for you! So, what would you like to do, considering you won?!" Pearl then hugs Marina. Pearl: "I was thinking that you can give me a massage." Marina blushes. Then suddenly, Molly walks past Pearl and Marina. Marina: "Sweetie, are you busy?!" Molly: "Yeah, I have lots of homework from school. The teacher really piled us a load. Also, gotta study for my tests." Marina: "Okay, you go do that!" Molly then goes into her room. Pearl then lies on the massage table. Pearl: "Well Marina, I'm waiting." Marina blushes, then smiles.
Shell and Slam Prison
Octavio and Dedf1sh are in their cells, about to go to sleep, with Octavio on the top bunk. Octavio: "I'm so glad that Team Chicken won. Yo Dedf1sh! Considering they won, why don't you tell me the story of how ya' got here?!" Dedf1sh: "Okay, here it goes!"
Dedf1sh's Flashback (Music: Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites watch?v=WSeNSzJ2-Jw)
Dedf1sh is walking through the Deepsea Metro, where it is no longer functioning. She then walks to the head of the Metro to see a destroyed Commander Tartar.
She crawls out of the head and finds a piece of a wooden door floating on the water. She gets on the door, and floats on the ocean for days.
Eventually, she makes it to shore. She then travels to Inkopolis, and sees the prison. She then turns herself in.
Shell and Slam Prison
Dedf1sh: "Yeah, that's how I got here."
Octavio: "Woah, that is deep. Well, it is late, so let's go to sleep."
Dedf1sh: "Goodnight General."
Octavio: "Goodnight Octoling."
Inkopolis Square (Inkopolis Square - Splatoon 2 Soundtrack - YouTube)
The Eds are leaving the barista, when suddenly they see the Kankers leaving the Plaza. Eddy: "Kankers! Run boys!" Lee Kanker: "Calm down Casanova! We're not interested in you boys tonight!" Marie Kanker: "Yeah, we just finished a long and busy shift at our job! And now we need some sleep!" May Kanker: "Hey, can you guys hurry up? My feet are killing me, and I am really tired. Yawn." The Kankers then leave Inkopolis, not bothering the Eds, and return to the Trailer Park.
Edd: "Strange, what would the Kankers be doing that is remotely an internship?"
Eddy: "Who cares?! No Kankers for us! Team Chicken must be helping us!"
Ed: "YAY, NO KANKERS FOR ED!"
Rolf: "Still, Rolf is not happy."
Kevin: "Hey Rolf, I think a Turf War is a demand to help cheer you! You ready, Dorkediah?!" Eddy: "You're on Kevin!" Kevin, Rolf, Nazz and the Eds then return to the Cul Du Sac for their Turf War.
End of Chapter
Ending Theme: watch?v=VMw7OYH1-uw