Chapter 7: Juice and a Date for Ed

Opening: watch?v=BxDN8QVGjK8

Inkopolis News Inkopolis News (Off the Hook) - Splatoon 2 Soundtrack - YouTube

Pearl: "Hey hey hey! It's ya girl Pearl comin' to you live!" Marina: "We got some news for you!" Pearl: "But first, let's hear the Squid Sisters for the weather!"

News switches over to the Squid Sisters Inkopolis News - Splatoon Music Extended - YouTube

Callie: "Heyyy, it's the Squid Sisters!"

Marie: "And we've got news for you! Today's weather is sunny and blue skies!"

Callie: "I love that weather! I just love going to the beaches!"

Marie: "Yeah, and I can't wait to go out on my date tonight!"

Callie and Marie: "Until next time... Staaay Fresh!"

Switches back to Off the Hook

Pearl: "Wow, that is awesome! Here are the turf wars!" Marina then plays Hip-hop music, and the stages are shown.

Marina: "And today's ranked battle is splat zones, and the league battle is tower control."

Pearl: "That's all the time we have! Until next time!"

Pearl and Marina: "Don't get cooked... Stay Off the Hook!"

News ends

Sea Peach, Cul Du Sac

The Eds have set up a stand for selling energy drinks to the kids to help prepare them for the turf wars.

Edd: "All I have to do is add one cup of sugar to the drinks and we should be good." But as Edd is busy measuring, Eddy, being impatient and bored, pours the whole bag of sugar into the drink, and mixes it in. Eddy: "C'mon Double D, time is money!" Edd then tastes the drink, and gets all jittery, bouncing everywhere.

Edd: "WOOHOO, THIS ENERGY DRINK IS OFF THE CHARTS EXCELLENT!" Edd then keeps bouncing. Ed: "Oh, can I announce the opening of the stand?" Eddy: "No way, you'll mess it up!" Edd: "C'MON EDDY, IT WON'T HURT!" Edd then gives a thumbs up. Eddy sighs in disappointment. Eddy: "Ladies and gentlemen" Ed: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" Eddy: "Come buy a delicious." Ed: "COME BUY A DECIDUOUS! Uhhh." Eddy: "Energy drink." Ed: "Hello!"

Kevin: "Energy drinks, huh?" Rolf: "Oh boy, Rolf could use some for the next Salmon Run, yes." Nazz: "Yeah man, energy drinks rock!" Jimmy: "Oh boy Sarah, energy drinks!" Sarah: "Let's get some, Jimmy." The kids give their quarters to the Eds for energy drinks. The kids drink them and get all jittery.

Nazz: "WOW MAN, THIS FEELS AMAZING!" Kevin: "LAST ONE TO DECA TOWER IS A ROTTEN DORK!" The kids then race over to the Inkopolis Square for turf wars. The Eds are amazed at how successful it was. Eddy: "I can't believe it; they fell for it!" Edd: "SEE, I KNEW IT WOULD WORK!" Ed: "EDDY'S THE MAN!" Eddy then tries the drink and becomes jittery. Ed joins in too. Eddy: "WOOHOO! LET'S ALL HEAD OVER TO THE TOWER AND GET SOME MONEY!" The Eds then race to Inkopolis Square.

Inkopolis Plaza, Squid Sisters Studio (Inkopolis Plaza Splatoon Music Extended - YouTube)

Callie: "Hurry up! Your date will be here any minute!"

Marie: "All done!" Marie comes out with a Kimono dress that is black and dark grey with golden triangle patterns around the waist, a green parasol with the Cuttlefish symbol, Japanese sandals on her feet, and a pink ribbon in her hair.

Callie: "OMG, you look amazing! He is so going to love you!" Someone then knocks on the door.

Cuttlefish: "Seems like your special someone is here." Callie answers the door, and on the other side is Eren wearing the Sennyu Suit, black suit pants, and Sennyu Inksoles. Eren: "Hi Callie, is Marie here?" Callie: "Sure, let me get her." Callie then brings Marie over to the door. Marie: "Hi babe." Eren then blushes at Marie's beauty. Eren: "You look... beautiful." Marie: "Awww, thanks. You're so sweet."

Cuttlefish: "Now be careful of my granddaughter! If anything bad happens to her, not only will you be thrown out of the Splatoon, but I will make you sorry for your actions!" Cuttlefish then gives Eren a stern and serious look. Marie: "Don't worry, gramps, we'll be alright. We'll be home before midnight."

Marie and Eren then head over to Fresh Eats in Inkopolis Square. Cuttlefish: "Why can't you get a boyfriend like your cousin Callie?"

Callie: "Oh, shut up, gramps!"

Inkopolis Square, Fresh Eats

Marie and Eren then sit at a table. Annie comes over, and offers them the specials, which are the Miso Soup, California Rolls Sushi, and Yukimi Daifuku ice cream, Green Tea and Coffee flavors. Moe: "So, what would you guys like to order?" Marie: "I think we would like to have the specials tonight." Moe: "Good choice, the Miso Soup is especially my favorite."

Annie and Moe then walk off into the kitchen with the orders. Marie: "Well, it has been years. I enjoyed meeting you at Octo Canyon when my cousin was tricked by Octavio."

Eren: "Heh, yeah. You really helped me through those kettles. You are so sweet."

The couple then laughs. Then suddenly, the waitor Aaron Edboi comes out with Miso Soup. Aaron: "Did you two order the Miso Soup?" Eren: "Yes, we ordered the soups." Marie and Eren then notice Aaron's nametag. Marie: "Hey, I just noticed that your name sounds like my boyfriend's name. Haha! Got it!" Aaron: "Haha, yeah! What a funny coincidence. Hah!" The waitor then gives the couple their soups, and they enjoy their meals.

Inkopolis Square, Crusty Sean's (Inkopolis Square - Splatoon 2 Soundtrack - YouTube)

The kids and the Eds finished their turf wars and Salmon Run and are enjoying their Seanwiches and Schwaffles. The Kankers are heading home after working at their jobs, when suddenly the Eds and the Kankers lock eyes. Lee Kanker: "Looks like our cute masseurs are here!" Marie Kanker: "Great, I need a man to get me off my tired feet after a long day at work!" May Kanker: "Big Ed, rub my tired feet! Ahuhuhuhuh!" Edd: "Is it an appropriate time to run?" Eddy: "Yeah." The Eds: "RUN AWAAAYYY! AAAAHHHHH!" The Eds then run back to Sea Peach with the Kankers giving chase.

Kevin: "Seriously?! Man, those girls ruin my day!" Nazz: "Like, what is up with them?" Rolf: "This reminds Rolf of when the German Shepherd Crocodile would herd the Seafoam sheep back into their pens. That is what Nana would usually do to get the pillows ready." Jimmy: "I'm scared! I hope that doesn't happen to me." Sarah: "Don't worry Jimmy, those mean old Kankers won't mess with you. I'll give them something to fear."

Inkopolis Square, Off the Hook Studio

Pearl and Marina are making out on their couch when Molly interrupts them. Molly: "Hi Moms, I'm going to have a girls' night out with my bestie Harley." Pearl: "Okay, you two have fun." Marina: "Yeah, you and your girlfriend have fun tonight." Molly: "Mom, she is not my girlfriend. We're just... really... good... friends." Molly then blushes. Pearl and Marina then chuckle. Pearl: "We're teasing you, honey! You go have fun! Bye!" Molly then leaves the studio.

Inkopolis Plaza, Harley's Apartment

Molly knocks on the door to Harley's apartment room. Harley: "Just a second, I need to finish watering my cacti!" Harley then answers the door. Molly: "Ready for a girls' night out?" Harley: "Hell yeah I'm ready!" The two then head over to the Booyah Base to do some shopping.

Inkopolis Plaza, Booyah Base

The girls first check out Jelly Fresh to try on some new clothes. Harley tries on the Annaki Flannel Hoodie. Molly: "OMG, that flannel is totally you!" Harley then purchases the flannel.

The girls then go to Shella Fresh to try on some new shoes. Molly tries on the Pearlescent Kicks, and Harley is in awe of it. Harley: "You should totally get those shoes! They look cute on you!" Molly then purchases the shoes.

Later, the girls purchase mascara and nail polish, and then head over to Spykebucks for sea salted frappuccinos.

Inkopolis Square, Spykebucks

The girls are sitting at a table enjoying their frappuccinos. Harley: "I totally had fun today. We should, like, do this more often." Molly: "Yeah, but my Moms would be worried about me." Harley then gives Molly a flirty look. Harley: "Oh come on! Nothing bad will happen to us!" Molly then blushes.

Afterwards, the girls return to their homes. Molly: "Bye Harley, I hope we get to hang out again next time!" Harley: "Yeah, byeee!"

Inkopolis Square, Off the Hook Studio

Molly returns home from hanging out with Harley. Molly opens the door and announces, "Hi Moms, I'm home!" But as she enters, the Studio is mostly destroyed. Marina is hiding in fear behind the couch, and an angry, partially sanitized Pearl, her hair now has turquoise tips, and there is sanitized goop engulfing her ear, attacking with her Princess Canon. Marina: "Oh hi honey, can you get behind the couch? Something funny is happening with your Mom."

Sanitized Pearl: "All imperfect creations will be obliterated!" She then screams into her canon. Before it hit Molly, Molly rushes over to the couch, and hides with Marina. The canon then destroys the door. Molly: "How did this happen?!" Marina then throws a suction bomb at the sanitized Pearl. The bomb knocks the goop on her ear off, and the goop disintegrates. Pearl is then knocked unconscious, and her hair returns her natural pink tips. Molly then checks Pearl. Molly: "She has a pulse." Marina then sobs. Marina: "Oh Pearl, my little sweet waifu! WAHAHA! The TV turned on automatically, and Commander Tartar was on! Pearl was watching, and when I saw him, I tried to save her, but it was too late! WAHAHA! Wake up, my sweet princess! Your wife misses you!"

Then suddenly, Molly freezes in fear. She flashes back to when she was in the Metro, and that she almost got blended with Captain Cuttlefish by Commander Tartar. Molly: "He's... but he died... how... WAAAAAAHHHH! HE'S BACK! AAAAAHHHHH!" Marina then breaks down into more tears because her daughter is scared.

Sea Peach, Cul Du Sac, Ed's House

The Eds run into Ed's room and lock the doors. They are covered in kiss marks and hear the Kankers outside laughing. Lee Kanker: "We know where you live!"

The Eds hid until night fell. Marie Kanker: "Hey Lee! I'm tired! Can we go home now?!" Lee Kanker: "Alright. We'll pursue our boyfriends some other time."

The Eds sigh in relief, until suddenly, Ed's TV turns on. Eddy: "Not now Ed. I'm too shocked to watch monster movies." Edd: "Yeah, I have a test to get ready for tomorrow." Ed: "It wasn't me guys! What monster movie?!" Then suddenly, Commander Tartar's face appears on the TV. Ed: "Whoa! Attack of the Killer Phone! I love this movie!" The Eds are then attacked by sanitized goop.

Inkopolis Plaza, Squid Sisters Studio

Marie and Eren finish their date at Fresh Eats and return to the Studio. Marie: "I had fun with you. We should go out more often." Eren: "Yeah, I love spending time with you." Eren and Marie then kiss each other. Marie: "Why don't you come into the Studio with me." Eren: "Sure, I would love that."

As soon as they entered the studio, a barrage of turquoise sanitized ink tries to attack them, but they dodge it and hide behind a table. Callie is mind controlled by the sanitized goop, and her hair now has turquoise tips. She is enraged and is violently using her roller.

Captain Cuttlefish is tied up. Cuttlefish: "Hi you two, I hope you enjoyed your time together. Callie and I were watching TV when suddenly, the TV turned on to reveal that evil phone from the metro. That strange goop emerged from the TV. It tried to attack me, but I splat it, and then it took over my granddaughter. Marie, could you be a dear and untie me? And Eren, make sure to remove that awful goop that is controlling my sweet little girl." Eren and Marie: "Can do!"

Marie puts on her usual attire, and Eren wears his Splatoon uniform. Marie gives Eren the charger, and he then battles it out with a partially sanitized Callie. Marie then frees Cuttlefish from the ropes. Callie: "ALL IMPERFECT CREATIONS WILL BE ANNIHILATED! BWAHAHAHA!" Callie fires sanitized ink from her roller at Eren, but he dodges and fires a round from the charger at the goop on Callie's ear. The goop disintegrates, and Callie falls unconscious. Cuttlefish checks Callie's pulse, which is still beating. Cuttlefish: "She's alright, good work Eren!"

Marie: "Wait, you said the evil phone from the Metro did this?" Cuttlefish: "Yeah, it is weird. I could have sworn Off the Hook, Molly, Harley and I put an end to that evil phone." Marie: "Well, this is important news to talk about!" Eren: "Well, I don't know what is happening, but I need to go home. Tick-Tock gets worried when I have been out for a long time." Marie: "Okay, see you cutie. Hope we get to date again." Eren blows a kiss and leaves the Studio.

Then suddenly, CQ Cumber appears at the door. Marie: "What are you doing here?"

CQ Cumber: "I'm here to help avert the situation."

Inkopolis Square, Eren's Apartment

Eren opens the door to his apartment room, with his crocodile excited and happy to see him. Tick-tock jumps up on Eren and licks his face. Eren: "Yes, it is good to see you too boy. I missed you too. Hey, what do you have in your mouth? Give it!"

The crocodile gives the newspaper to Eren, which shows a picture of Tartar. Eren reads the newspaper. Eren: "Tartar returns. Inkopolis citizens are partially sanitized. This is scary! Good boy Tick-tock! Here is a salmonid treat!" Eren gives a piece of salmonid steak to his crocodile, which he happily eats, and then licks Eren's face again. The two then go into Eren's apartment room, and Eren closes the door.

End of Chapter.

Ending Theme: watch?v=VMw7OYH1-uw