Chapter 1: All Aboard the Subway! Onward to Victory!
Deepsea Metro, Central Station ( watch?v=ZqeEaeoIzsA)
The Squidbeak Splatoon and CQ Cumber discuss about the plan to fight against the Kamabo Sanitizers. CQ Cumber: "So, I should use my Train to get any Inkopolis citizen on board, and that I should take Agents 3 and 8 over to stations to fight off the Sanitizers. Alrighty then." Cuttlefish: "And Agents 4 and 2x4, I want you two to go outside the Metro, and fight off the Sanitized invaders!" Agents 2x4 and 4: "Yes sir, Captain Cuttlefish!"
Before the two Agents left, Agent 2 grabs Agent 4's shoulder to stop him. Agent 4 then turns around. Agent 2: "And Agent 4, please be careful. I don't want you hurt." Agent 4: "Don't worry, babe. I promise I will be back." He then kisses Agent 2 on the head. Agent 2x4: "C'mon, Splinter and I are ready to take on the Sanitized Octolings!"
Agents 4 and 2x4 then return to Inkopolis to save the citizens. Agent 1: "Oh, grow up grandma! He said he'll come back!" Agent 2: "But, he is my sweetheart. He means a lot to me." Agent 2 then starts crying. Cuttlefish: "There there, I'm sure he will come back safe and sound. For now, let's board the train." Agents 1 and 2 then board the train. CQ Cumber: "And I have to make sure the survivors go on the train in an orderly fashion!" CQ Cumber then goes to Inkopolis.
Agent 3, being flirty: "Ya know, Agent 8, I always find you very cute." Agent 3 then hugs Agent 8. Agent 8 is really blushing and is nervous. Agent 8: "You mean... we should be more... than... than... j-just friends?" Agent 3: "Hell yeah. I want us to be girlfriends." Agent 3 then kisses Agent 8 on the lips. Agent 8 is more nervous than before, then relaxes. Agent 3 stops kissing 8. Agent 8: "That was... very wonderful." Agent 3: "Yeah. Let's get on the train together." Agents 3 and 8, holding each other's hands, get on the train.
Opening: watch?v=PQCtUWsJPcE
Inkopolis Square (Sanitized Invasion: watch?v=WzgfKTNpkvA)
The citizens are getting ready to enter the metro, when suddenly, Sanitized Octolings start attacking. Sanitized Octoling 1: ""We will destroy you imperfect freaks!" Agents 4 and 2x4 enter and splat the Sanitized Octolings. Inkling woman 1: "Look, it's the Squidbeak Splatoon! They saved us!" Everyone cheers.
Agent 2x4: "No thanks are necessary citizens! We are just doing our job!"
Agent 4: "Uh Agent 2x4, we have company!" More sanitized enemy Octolings keep appearing. Agents 4 and 2x4 then get to work at keeping them at bay.
Everyone then enters the Metro, and it closes.
The heroes then slip in a grate after beating the enemies, and go to Octo Valley, where they keep fighting the Sanitizers on the surface.
Deepsea Metro, Central Station ( watch?v=ZqeEaeoIzsA)
The vendors set up shops in the Central Station, and everyone else gets on the Train. Tick-Tock, Agent 4's pet crocodile, decides to stay by the entrance to the Metro, acting as a guard dog.
Deepsea Metro Train, Car 1
Agents 3 and 8 return from car 2, where they met up with Pearl and Marina about the news.
CQ Cumber: "Okay, Tartar is at the Mushroom Kingdom Station." Agent 3: "Alright, let's go there and end this!" CQ Cumber: "But, there are stations you need to save in order to advance to Tartar. Agent 8, you will deal with sanitized enemy Octolings in a park with trees! Agent 3, you will have to get a rainmaker to the goal in order to advance to the next transit line!" Agents 3 and 8: "Can do!" CQ Cumber: "Great! Also, if your significant other becomes overwhelmed, then one of you should assist them!" The two agents then hug each other with big smiles on their faces.
Station 1: Green and Rainbow Park (Music: watch?v=HEaSE2Ciaog) (Hero Ink: Purple) (Enemy Ink: Sanitized Turquoise)
The train stops at the station, and Agents 8 and 3 and CQ Cumber get off the train. CQ Cumber: "Okay, Agent 8! This park was a beautiful lgbt park for all partners to go and make out! It has big, beautiful trees and spread-out green grass!"
Agent 3: "Make out? Sounds like fun, right Agent 8? Ahuhuhu!" Agent 8, nervously: "Huh?! Uhh..." CQ Cumber: "Focus! The Sanitized Octolings took over this park! Your goal is to take out those Octolings, and increase the security so that way the sanitized zombies won't get in there! If you die, you fail the test! Go, Agent 8!"
Agent 8 then walks out of the station through turnstiles, then the subway exit and enters the park. There, two Sanitized Octolings are lounging. They then notice Agent 8 and try to splat her with Octoshots. Agent 8 dodges the sanitized ink and throws an ink bomb at the enemies. The bomb explodes and splats the two.
She then keeps going and encounters three Sanitized Octolings. One has a charger, the other has a roller, and the third has a brella. Agent 8 immediately equips the splashdown special and splats the three. Agent 8 then gets to the park security and takes out the Sanitized Inkling guarding it. She then improves the security where the park gates have nonslip walls, and the gate is locked. "VEEMO!"
TEST PASSED WITH FLYING COLORS! ( watch?v=IzRK1ve4oy4)
Agents 3 and 8 and CQ Cumber get back on the train and leave.
Deepsea Metro Train, Car 4
Lee, Marie, and May are looking out of a window at the park. Lee Kanker: "Wow, a make out park! Sounds like something fun to do with our men!" Marie Kanker then looks at Edd with an amorous look. Marie Kanker: "Yeah, I just want to smother my love muffin with showers of kisses!" May Kanker: "I want a big hug from my honey!"
The Eds are cowering in chairs next to Rolf, Nazz and Kevin. Kevin: "Hey creeps! Leave them alone!" Nazz: "Yeah, what's your problem? You girls have been creeping them out for years." The Kankers stop being flirty, and then look back out of the train window.
Station 2: Far Out Station (Taco Zones Rendezvous: watch?v=qxjJM3WLllo) (Hero Ink: Green Yellow) (Villain Ink: Sanitized Turquoise)
Agents 3 and 8 get off the train along with CQ Cumber. CQ Cumber: "Okay, now I think you two are familiar with this area. This is Port Mackerel, a huge shipping yard where you Inklings and Octolings do Turf Wars and Splatfests! The Kamabo Sanitizers have turned it into a sanitizer goop shipping area, where they add the goop to electronics! Agent 3, you will perform the rainmaker mode there! The rainmaker will shut the entire facility down and will cause the Sanitized Inklings and Octolings to go splat! If you get the rainmaker to the pedestal before the next shipment is out, you pass. Now go!"
Agent 3 exits the Metro through the turnstiles and subway exit and enters the port. Agent 1, who is calling 3: "Okay, this seems simple, but there are three sanitized octoling enemies guarding the pedestal, and an Elite Sanitized Octoling assisting them!" Agent 2: "Remember, burst the bubble the rainmaker is in, grab the rainmaker, and take it to the pedestal to stomp out Kamabo Sanitizers!"
A sanitized Octoling launches herself over to where Agent 3 is, but before she could do anything, Agent 3 already bursted the bubble, and caused the Octoling to splat.
Agent 3 then jumps from one cargo box to another. Then suddenly, two sanitized Octolings ambush her, one with dualies, and the other with an octoshot. They try to splat her but miss. Agent 3 then fires a round from the rainmaker, and it splats both. Agent 3: "WOOO! THAT WAS ADRENALINE INDUCING!"
She then gets close to the pedestal. An elite sanitized octoling is guarding the pedestal from Agent 3, using a roller. The Octoling tries to splat 3 with the roller but misses her completely. Agent 3 then secures the rainmaker in its pedestal. "WOOMY!"
TEST PASSED WITH FLYING COLORS! ( watch?v=IzRK1ve4oy4
The agents and CQ Cumber get back on the train.
Metro Train, Car 1
Agents 1 and 2: "You two did awesome! Yaaay!"
Agent 3: "Hey, anything is possible with the power of love!" Agent 3 then hugs Agent 8. Agent 8 hugs her back, and they both smiles. Cuttlefish: "Well, don't get too mushy."
Then suddenly, a massive quake shakes the entire train. Agent 8: "What was that?!" Agent 1: "AAAHHHH! IT SCARED ME!" Agent 2 then holds her cousin for comfort. CQ Cumber: "Well, looks like we have a giant. And you two agents need to take it out, or it will cause destruction to not only the Metro, but Inkopolis."
Agent 3: "How are we going to stop it?!" CQ Cumber: "There is a station with a jawbreaker on the altar called the Titan's Jawbreaker. I want you three to claim it."
Titan's Station ( watch?v=SF7mjgiF6bc)
Agents 3 and 8 and CQ Cumber get off the train onto the station.
As they walked up, there is a jawbreaker on an altar. A heavenly glow is brought down on the jawbreaker.
CQ Cumber: "That is the almighty Titan's Jawbreaker. When you eat it, you become a giant. Thus, you need this to fight off the giant threat."
The agents then claim the jawbreaker. ( watch?v=jRFo7-qIAPA
They then get the jawbreaker onto the train, and head to the next station.
Station 3: Advancing Giants Station ( watch?v=pa00z_Bp2j4) (Hero Ink: Blue) (Enemy Ink: Sanitized Turquoise)
The train heads to a train stop, which is next to a big city.
Off in the distance is a 100-foot tall sanitized octoling. She is rampaging and crushing all the buildings, Inklings and Octolings. She even would pick some up and devour them.
CQ Cumber: "Okay Agents 3 and 8, your job is to splat that 100-foot sanitized octoling!" Agent 8: "But how are we going to defeat this titan?! We will either be squashed or devoured!" Agent 3: "I think this jawbreaker will help you." In her hand is the titan's jawbreaker.
The giant Octoling finishes eating a candy store, which she thinks is made of gingerbread. She turns her head to the station and thinks that the Metro Train is a line of sushi. She then drools and says: "Mmmmm! Zapfish sushi! My favorite!" The giant then starts running towards the train.
Octavio and Dedf1sh then ink themselves in fear. Dedf1sh: "Well, it was nice seeing you, general." Octavio: "It was good seeing one of my soldiers again! C'mere!" The two then hold each other in fear, as the giant approaches the train.
CQ Cumber: "Oh, and if you don't stop her, WE WILL BE ON THE MENU!"
Panicked, Agent 3 shoves the jawbreaker into 8's mouth. Agent 8 then sucks on the jawbreaker. It then causes her to grow into a 100-foot giant.
Agent 8 then looks down and realizes that she is bigger than the buildings in the city. She becomes scared. Agent 8: "AAAAHHHH! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! WHERE'S MY SWEETHEART?!" The giant sanitized octoling then notices the giant Agent 8. Giant Sanitized Octoling: "AAAARRRRGGGGHHH! I WAS GOING TO HAVE A NICE MEAL, AND NOW AN IMPERFECT CREATION APPEARS! I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OUT!" Agent 8 then looks around worriedly for Agent 3. Fortunately, she finds her jumping up and down in front of her. Relieved, Agent 8 puts her hand down, and 3 jumps on. Agent 8 then places 3 onto her right shoulder. Agent 8: "I'm so glad my significant other is safe. I thought I squished you." Agent 3 then kisses 8 on her giant cheek.
Confident, Agent 8 then charges into the giant, and they initiate combat.
Agent 8 vs the Giant Sanitized Octoling (Boss theme: (21) Attack on Titan S3 OST - ətˈæk 0N tάɪtn WMId- YouTube) (Hero Ink: Blue) (Enemy Ink: Sanitized Turquoise)
Agent 8 puts her hands up to defend herself. The Sanitized Octoling throws a left hook at Agent 8, but Agent 8 dodges, and the agent throws a left jab into the Sanitized Octoling's head. The octoling is then propelled into a building, destroying it.
Enraged, she then rushes Agent 8, crushing civilians in the process, and grabs Agent 8. She then lifts the agent to throw her, but 8 punches the sanitized octoling multiple times until she drops the agent. Agent 8 then shoves the octoling onto her back. Agent 8 then jumps up and slams her feet into the octoling. Agent 8 then jumps off her.
Everyone on the train is watching the fight happen. Pearl: "YEAH, THAT IS MY BIG GIRL! GO GET 'EM, SWEET PRINCESS!" Marina: "I'M PROUD OF YOU! WIN THIS FOR MOMMY!"
The sanitized octoling is weakened. Agent 3: "She is almost down. Now is my chance to finish her!" Agent 3 then jumps off Agent 8's shoulder and activates the inkjet. Suddenly, the Sanitized Octoling grabs Agent 3. Giant Sanitized Octoling: "If... I... won't have... my sushi... then I will eat this squid gusher!" Agent 3 struggles and punches the giant's hand to break free but is still trapped. The sanitized octoling then eats Agent 3!
Agents 1, 2 and Cuttlefish are horrified by what they saw. Agents 1, 2 and Cuttlefish: "AGENT 3! NOOOOO!"
Wracked with grief, Agent 8 falls on her knees, pouts her head, places her hands on her eyes, and cries, with giant tears crashing on the ground. Agent 8: "WAHAHAHA! I LOST MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER! BAHAHAHA!" The sanitized octoling then focuses her attention on Agent 8. Giant Sanitized Octoling: "Finally, now I can..." Then suddenly, the Octoling starts bloating with the hero's ink. Giant Sanitized Octoling: "Hey... what's going..." Then suddenly, the giant bursts with the hero's ink going everywhere, and in the sanitized octoling's place is Agent 3.
Agent 3 then gets up, saying: "Yuck! Now I know how meatball feels." Agent 8 sees Agent 3 is alright and is filled with joy. Agent 8 then picks Agent 3 up with both of her hands. Agent 8: "Thank goodness you're alright! You gave everyone, including me, a scare!" Agent 3, scratching her head, says: "Yeah, it was really nothing." Agent 8 then puts 3 down. Agent 8 returns to her normal size, and both agents board the train, with everyone cheering that Agent 3 is fine.
Metro Train, Car 1
Agents 1 and 2 are happy with how well Agents 3 and 8 did in the fight. Agent 1: "I'm so proud of you two. You made that giant fight look REALLY EPIC! YEAH!" Agent 2: "Yeah, I am just glad that you are safe, Agent 3." Agent 3: "Yeah, it really was nothing. I have been devoured multiple times. I just fell into the stomach of that beast, and immediately switched to ink bomb rush, which caused the giant to burst." Cuttlefish: "Wow, that fight seems more epic than the fight in the old Squidbeak Splatoon." CQ Cumber: "Well, the crisis is averted, so let's keep chasing after Tartar." The train then advances forward with full speed.
Metro Train, Car 4
The Eds are talking to one another about the fight that happened. Ed: "This reminds me of the Godzilla vs Mothra Movie!" Edd: "Yes, I had fun watching the fight with you, my fine feathered friend." Eddy: "Who cares about the fight?! I scored big time selling popcorn and soda to kids who wanted to see two giants fight!" Eddy then becomes too fixated on the quarters he got from the kids. Edd: "Nothing changes with you Eddy."
End of Chapter
Ending: watch?v=xOoWvI5KbAM