Chapter 9: The Sages and Miracle Cure

Opening: watch?v=PQCtUWsJPcE

Deepsea Metro Subway, Car 1 (Music: watch?v=ZqeEaeoIzsA)

Marie: "I'm glad my bae and Agent 2x4 got to activate the next stations. Agents 8 and 3, you ready?!"

Agents 3 and 8: "Yeah, let's do this!"

The Subway then travels to the stations up ahead.

Sage Station (Music: Holy watch?v=SF7mjgiF6bc)

The agents get off the car into the station with a pedestal and three spawn points.

The spawn points then reveal the ghosts of the sages. Chakron: "You have done well to come this far to gain the miracle cure."

Wisdurm: "In order to obtain your miracle cure..."

Kuzzle: "You must complete a series of trials to prove worthy of the cure."

Chakron: "There are three stations you two must complete in order to prove worthy."

The sages then vanish, and the agents return to the subway, heading to the stations.

Test Station: Kuzzle (Music: watch?v=DNXIjF-2B84) (Hero Ink: yellow green)

Agent 3 gets off the subway, and heads over to the platform with a bunch of crates. Kuzzle: "You must make a turtle shape using these crates." Agent 3 then busts a bunch of crates until they form the shape of a turtle. Test passed!

Test Station: Wisdurm (Music: watch?v=3WnXyYPp8sg) (Hero Ink: Blue) (Villain Ink: Sanitized Turquoise)

Agent 8 gets off the subway and enters a battle arena. Wisdurm: "For this test, you must splat all of the sanitized octarians." She then disappears. Suddenly, Sanitized twintacle octarians appear and try to splat 8, but miss. Agent 8 splats all of them. Suddenly, sanitized octosnipers and octocommanders appear, and try to shoot ink at 8, but miss. Agent 8 then returns fire and splats them. Next, sanitized octoballs. The agent dodges them and splats them. Test Passed!

Test Station: Chakron (Music: watch?v=Cl_WqiJxHFw)

Both Agents 3 and 8 get off the subway and see a giant statue of Chakron in front of them. Chakron: "For this test, you heroic lesbians must knock over my statue." With that, Chakron vanishes. Agents 3 and 8 know what to do and hold hands. They both activate the splashdown special and use it. This creates an impact so powerful that it knocks the statue over. Test passed!

Sage Station

The agents get off the train already passed their tests. Kuzzle: "You have all passed. Now bring us the one who can create the miracle cure." Wisdurm: "The one who is not selfish." Chakron: "The one who is in a duo and is green."

Then suddenly, the Squid Sisters appear behind the agents. Agent 2: "I think they are referring to me." With that, Marie walks over to the altar, and reveals the star cures. She then fuses the three cures together to form the miracle cure.

The sages: "With this miracle cure, you can heal anyone of anything."

Chakron: "The one in charge of the Sanitization is inaccessible. But with the cure, anything is possible."

Wisdurm: "Oh, and you want this in battle." She then gives the Titan's jawbreaker to Agent 8.

Agent 3: "Well hun, looks like we might have a giant battle again."

Agent 8: "Don't have to tell me twice, bae." Then the sages disappear.

Agent 1: "Well Callie, what are you going to do with that?"

Agent 2 then thinks for a while and comes to an answer. Agent 2: "I got it! Miracle Cure, heal the Inkopolis citizens and anyone else of sanitization!" With that, the Miracle Cure leaves the Metro, and goes from Sea Peach to Inkopolis, and finishes off in Octo Valley and Canyon, curing anyone and anything of sanitization.

The Miracle Cure then returns to the Metro. Agent 2: "With everyone cured, the Miracle Cure is yours." Agent 2 then gives the Miracle Cure to Agents 3 and 8.

CQ Cumber: "Hey! I found the station that Tartar is in, but it is guarded by giant purple walls with black stars that have red eyes." Agent 1: "Well what are we waiting for?! Let's go!" The agents get back on the Subway, and head to the final station.

Ending: watch?v=xOoWvI5KbAM