Ink Inkk n' Inky's Christmas Chapter
Opening: (78) Now or Never! - Splatoon 2 [OST] - YouTube
Inkopolis News Inkopolis News (Off the Hook) - Splatoon 2 Soundtrack - YouTube
Pearl: "Yo, I want to wish y'all a Merry Squidmas!"
Marina: "That's right. This day marks the day Squidbeak Splatoon returned light to Inkopolis. In fact, there is a Splatfest."
Pearl: "Oooh! A Splatfest! It's like opening a present from you Marina! Let's switch over to the Squid Sisters!"
Switches over to Squid Sisters Splatoon Music - Squid Sisters News - YouTube
Callie: "Merry Squidmas! All I want for Squidmas is you!"
Marie: "Yes, Merry Squidmas to all. Today's Splatfest is... Sweaters vs. Socks."
Callie: "I remember you getting me Santa socks when I was young. They were so cute!"
Marie: "And I remember the ugly sweater you got me. Well, let's switch back to Off the Hook."
Callie and Marie: "And remember... Stayyy fresh!"
Switches back to Off the Hook
Pearl: "Yay! Sweaters vs. Socks! I'm gonna get our daughter an ugly sweater with elves on it!"
Marina: "And I'm gonna get her some cute thermal socks. Anyway, here are the stages."
Marina presents the normal stages and Ranked Battle Stages.
Marina: "And today's Ranked Battle is Clam Blitz, and the league battle is splat zones."
Pearl: "And that's all the time we have! Until next time..."
Pearl and Marina: "Don't get cooked... Stay Off the Hook!"
News stops
Sea Peach, Cul Du Sac
Twas the Night Before Squidmas, and all through Peach Creek, the Inklings and Octolings were preparing for the Splatfest.
At Eddy's house, Eddy ransacked his parents' Squidmas stash, and to his disappointment, he found a sweater, socks, and a dickie, which they still make. He then gives up and decides to head over to Ed's to meet up for the Splatfest.
Sea Peach, Park n' Splat
At the Kankers' Trailer, the sisters have their Squidmas crack man. HAH! GOT YA! They got their Squidmas Crackers, and opened them to explode, and reveal three crowns for each of them. Suddenly, May sees the Saturn-Jupiter Conjunction, or the Star of Bethlehem. May Kanker: "Do you see what I see? Something twinkling in the night!"
Lee Kanker: "Well, we should go out to get some fresh air."
Marie Kanker: "Yeah, a good hike will keep my thighs fit for my dreamboat Double Dee!" The Kankers put on their coats and go outside in the snow to hike for a while.
Sea Peach, Cul Du Sac
Ed grabs the chimney and drags it all the way to his room for Santa to come.
Eddy arrives at Ed's with Edd. Edd has a poinsettia for Ed. Edd: "Oh, isn't it exciting?! Merry Squidmas!"
Eddy: "What's so Merry about it? I opened the presents my parents got me."
Edd: "You did... WHAT?! EDDY! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON?!"
Eddy: "Probably never."
Edd: "Well, here is a gift for you." Edd gives Eddy a gift. Eddy opens it to see socks with Angels.
Edd: "Join team Sock." Eddy: "Whatever Sockhead."
The two Eds arrive at Ed's house, and knock on his door. Ed: "My friends! Merry Squidmas! I have been incredibly good for Santa this year!" Edd: "Merry Squidmas Ed! Here is a poinsettia."
Ed takes the poinsettia, puts it on his windowsill, and hugs Edd and Eddy. Ed: "Parents don't give presents. Santa does!"
The Eds then leave to the basketball court where the other kids are waiting, Rolf, Kevin, and Nazz.
Kevin: "What took you dorks so long? It's chilly out here."
Edd: "We would have come earlier, but Ed had to drag the chimney over to his room for Santa, and Eddy infiltrated his parents' Squidmas Stache, again!"
Eddy: "I just wanted a normal Squidmas!"
Ed: "I AM SUCH A GOOD BOY FOR SANTA!"
Kevin: "Oh, that reminds me. Hey Dorky, I got a present for you."
Eddy: "Oh boy, what is it?! Too late!" Eddy takes the present out of Kevin's hands. When Eddy peaks into the present, a fist pops out, and knocks him in the head!
Kevin: "Ha ha ha! That never gets old! You are always a sucker for presents!" Eddy groans.
Nazz: "Hey, let's stop pranking each other and talk about the teams. I want to join Team Sweater because it keeps me warm in the chilly winter."
Kevin: "Hey, I will join your team because I would love to keep you warm." Nazz then giggles. Rolf: "Seriously?! The sock is great for stuffing meat for Yeshmiyek to give to good little shepherds!" Kevin: "Who's Yeshmiyek?" Eddy: "Here we go again." Rolf: "If you do not know, Rolf will sing a song with short Ed Boy to explain." Rolf then gives Eddy his horn, as Rolf pulls out his accordion to sing the song. (Here is the song: Yeshmiyek Song - YouTube)
The kids and Eds then travel to Inkopolis while Rolf sings his Yeshmiyek song.
Meanwhile, Sarah visits Jimmy's house. Jimmy: "Merry Squidmas Sarah! What do you think of my Gingerbread Village?!" Sarah: "It really looks delicious Jimmy." Jimmy: "Yeah! I hope it wins first prize at the Mondo-A-Swim Swim Gingerbread festival!"
Sarah then sits on Jimmy's couch. Sarah: "My idiot brother decided to drag our chimney to his room because he wants to see Santa. But he is my big brother, so what can you do."
Jimmy: "Hey! I know what will cheer you up?! This!" Jimmy gives Sarah a present, with an ugly sweater of Inkopolis Plaza. Jimmy: "Merry Squidmas Sarah! Join team sweater!" Sarah: "That is sweet of you Jimmy! Here is my gift as well!" Sarah gives Jimmy her present, and he opens it to find an ugly sweater with an Angel. Afterwards, the two headed to Inkopolis with the Gingerbread village to get first place.
Inkopolis Plaza and Square
Nazz, Rolf, Kevin and the Eds arrived, and picked out the teams. Rolf left for Grizzco's to continue his job.
Nazz and Kevin went into Deca Tower to take part in Clam Blitz.
The Eds checked out Jelly Fresh at Booyah Base for some Squidmas outfits.
Inkopolis Plaza ( watch?v=SfEUbZWWgYM)
Everything is decorated with colorful lights. The Tower has the Great Zapfish Wrapped around like a Garland on the tree. The zapfish are aligned like the lights, with the brightest zapfish on top of the tower like a Christmas tree star.
The Tanooki statue is dressed like Santa with a sack and is wearing an ugly sweater with reindeer for team sweater.
The Kitsune statue is dressed like a reindeer with a rednose, and has elf socks on its paws for team sock.
The Kankers arrive at the Plaza from their hike in the cold Winter. They pick their team, which is Team Sweater. They check out their mechanics shop to see if it is fine and locked up. They then continue their hiking.
May Kanker: "Hey, won't there be trucks that need repairing during Squidmas?"
Lee Kanker: "Nah. They are busy with others for Squidmas. Let's keep walking."
With that, the Kankers leave the Plaza to Inkopolis Square and onward.
Meanwhile, the Eds finished shopping. Ed got a shepherd's costume, Edd an Angel's costume, and Eddy the holy kid's costume. The Eds then go into Inkopolis Tower to check out the Splatfest.
Mondo A Swim-Swim
At the Mondo A Swim-Swim amusement park, everyone is enjoying the rides and games. The park is decorated with strings of light, and a Squidmas tree in the center. Marie and Eren are at the test your strength tent, in which Eren won a new charger for Marie. Marie gets excited and gives Eren a kiss.
Meanwhile, the Kankers had traveled to the pier, and looked out at the ocean towards the Jupiter-Saturn conjunction. May Kanker: "Hey! That star is all the way out in the ocean! How are we going to get to it now?!" Lee shrugs off May.
Lee Kanker: "Hey Marie! Do ya wonder what's out there?!"
Marie Kanker: "Yeah! Hopefully, when we marry our men, we will travel!" The Kankers then laugh, then continue their hike back to Sea Peach.
At the Gingerbread contest, Jimmy had won the prize. He gives his prize, which is the Great Zapfish doll, to Sarah. Sarah: "It's so fluffy! Thanks Jimmy!" The two then head back to Sea Peach.
Inkopolis Square, Crusty Sean's (Color Pulse - Splatoon 2 [OST] - YouTube)
At the Square, everything is decorated with strings of colorful lights. The golden turtle is dressed like a shepherd, and the paper crane is dressed like an angel. In the center is a Squidmas tree. By Deca Tower, there is a stage where Off the Hook is hosting their concerts, singing their usual songs like Acid Hues, Color Pulse, Fly Octo Fly, Ebb and Flow, and Shark Bytes. All for the Splatfests.
Eddy finds a light bulb on the ground and puts it in his pocket.
The Kids and Eds had finished their Turf Wars and Splatfests at Deca Tower and Inkopolis Tower, found some tables to sit at, and slurped on some jawbreakers they bought from Salty Taffy.
Kevin: "Hey Dorky! If Team Sweater wins, you will have to clean all my sports equipment! Hahaha!"
Eddy: "Oh yeah shovel chin?! If my team wins, you will have to act like a monkey for a day! HAH!"
Kevin: "You're on!"
Nazz: "Man. Boys can be boys. Hey Double Dee, you did good out there, but my team will win for sure."
Edd: "Yes...well...you...were...glowing...out...there." Nazz then giggles, with Edd blushing. Edd: "And may the best squid win."
Rolf: "You know how to defend the team of stuffed meat in stockings for Yeshmiyek Edboy. She will see you on the nice list." Ed: "I AM SANTA'S NICE ELF!" Rolf: "Hahaha! You make Rolf laugh! Yeshmiyek will surely give you nice meats."
With that, the kids and the Eds return to the Cul Du Sac for the Squidmas festival.
Inkopolis Plaza, Squid Sisters News Studio
Eren, Callie, Marie and Cuttlefish are together for the Squidmas holiday, sitting at the dinner table with boiled lobster and fried shrimp for dinner.
Eren and Marie talk about the time they spent at the amusement park. Marie: "We checked out the Gingerbread Festival and voted for our favorites."
Eren: "My favorite was the village that some Sea Peach kid, Jimmy, made. Apparently, it is supposed to represent humans who acted pure and would kill other humans to keep the area clean, weird."
Marie: "Omg, I love the little gingerbread men that act as the citizens."
Eren: "Yeah, I hope that he won."
The two then laugh. Callie: "Oh, that reminds me. Marie, we have a concert tonight. We need to get dressed." With that, everyone finished their Squidmas dinner. Callie and Marie got changed for their gig tonight. Cuttlefish told his granddaughters to break a leg, and Eren gave Marie a kiss.
The Squid Sisters then went out for their concert. Meanwhile, Cuttlefish and Eren sat at the couch next to the fireplace. They turned on the TV for the concert and had cups of hot chocolate. Eren: "Wow Craig, your cups of hot chocolate are delicious!" Cuttlefish: "Hey! Anything for my grandbaby's boyfriend. You are like family to me." With that, they waited for the concert to start.
Sea Peach, Cul Du Sac
Everything is decorated for Squidmas, with houses having strings of colorful lights for Squidmas. Vendors would be selling sweaters and hot chocolate for Team Sweater, or socks and crab meat franks for Team Sock.
On the stage in the center of the Cul Du Sac, there is a rap battle happening between Kevin and Rolf for their teams.
Kevin: "Yo, this sweater keeps me warm and snug, like my sweetheart Nazz, who I give my love to and hug."
Rolf: "You crazy, you ain't got my beat. Yeshmiyek will boil you and stuff you in a sock, filled with meat." Everyone would be cheering Rolf on for Team Sock, and Kevin for Team Sweater.
The Eds would be watching the battle with Nazz. Nazz would be cheering Kevin on. Ed was dressed in his Shepherd costume, Edd in his Angel costume, and Eddy in his Holy Squid Kid costume.
Suddenly, Johnny and Plank, dressed as Jack Frost and Mr. Snowflake, appeared and rocked out to the rapping.
Eddy pouted. Edd noticed this and tried to help him. Edd: "What's the matter Eddy, don't you like the Squidmas Season?"
Eddy: "It just doesn't feel the same way. I'm going to take a walk." With that, Eddy left. Nazz: "Geez, I hope he's alright. Better be there for your friend, Double Dee." Edd: "Yes, I will revive his Squidmas spirit. Coming Ed?"
Ed: "Nobody should pout, as Santa does not like that. I will make Eddy laugh!"
With that, the Eds followed Eddy.
Inkopolis Plaza
In front of the Inkopolis Tower is a stage. The Kanker Sisters walked all the way to the concert and joined the crowd of people to watch the Squid Sisters perform. The Squid Sisters sang famous Squidmas songs, like All I Want for Squidmas is You, Merry Squidmas Darling, Rocking Around the Squidmas Tree, Sleigh Ride, and many others.
After their singing, they announced the final piece. Callie: "Are y'all ready for the grand finale?!" The crowd cheered. Marie: "For this final piece, the villainous DJ Octavio and Dedf1sh will be playing Carol of the Bells!" With that, a DJ booth appeared on stage, with Octavio and Dedf1sh being escorted by Shell and Slam prison guards.
They got in their DJ booth, and played Carol of the Bells. Everyone cheered, making Octavio smile. Octavio: "Yes. This reminds me of my Octarians cheering for me. Thank you all for a good night!"
Dedf1sh: "We wish you a Merry Squidmas!" With that, the guards then take them back to the prison. Callie: "Was that fun or what?!" Marie: "We hope you little Squids have been good for Santa this year! Merry Squidmas, and a Happy New Year!" With that, the Squid Sisters leave, and the stage turns off.
Everyone leaves the concert to return home.
May Kanker: "That was awesome! They rock!"
Lee Kanker: "Mom was right. After a good hike, there is nothing like a fun concert to finish the day."
Marie Kanker: "Yeah! Those Squid Sisters made Squidmas very jolly!"
With that, the Kankers left to return to Sea Peach.
Sea Peach, Cul Du Sac
Eddy is walking in the cold winter, trying to find the meaning of Squidmas. He finds Jimmy's gingerbread village that Jimmy left out. It has a first-place ribbon on it. A note says: "Merry Squidmas. I am so happy to win this year's gingerbread contest. Please, help yourself." Eddy takes a gingerbread villager and eats it, then continues his walk.
Eventually, he finds a lone Squidmas tree. A light bulb dies, so Eddy unscrews the light bulb, takes the bulb he found out of his pocket, and places it on the tree. It glows along with the rest of the bulbs. Eddy then smiles for what he did. Ed, Edd, and the other kids come over to the tree that Eddy is at, and cheer. Eddy: "Huh? What did I do?" The kids: "Merry Squidmas Eddy!" Edd: "You found the true meaning of Squidmas, Eddy!" Ed: "Santa is pleased with you, young man!" Eddy: "Yeah, yeah! I feel good with what I did. Merry Squidmas everyone!" They then sing Oh Squidmas Tree.
Afterwards, they all left. The Eds decided to stay at Rolf's for a sleepover, so Rolf let them sleep in his shed.
Eventually, three figures with crowns open the door to the shed.
Edd: "Are those three kings who traveled afar?"
The figures turn out to be the Kankers. Lee Kanker: "Away in a manger, we travel afar. And what I brought is some fur." And Lee pulls out the fur coat. May Kanker: "I brought mold." And May has a moldy sandwich. Marie Kanker: "And I bought francs and cents." Marie holds out lobster franks, and Inkopolis coins.
Edd: "This really fits the spirit." Marie Kanker: "Now it's our turn for gifts! Squidmas kisses all around!" The Eds then scream as the Kankers giggle and kiss the Eds. Lee then puts a wreath on the door that says do not open until Squidmas.
Above Inkopolis and Sea Peach
Santa is in his sleigh with his reindeer, leaving sacks of presents at the Squidmas trees in Inkopolis Square, Plaza, and Sea Peach. He goes to the houses to eat the cookies and milk.
Inkopolis Square, Off the Hook Studio
Molly wakes up and is excited because Santa came. Pearl and Marina wake up and head over to the Squidmas tree. Marina: "Go ahead Molly, open your gifts from Santa!" Molly opens her gift to find a new ink umbrella. She laughs in excitement. Pearl: "This is so cute! Smile!" Pearl then takes a photo of Molly with her present.
I wish you all a Merry Squidmas, or Christmas, and to all a good cheer.
Ending theme: Splattack! Jam Session Splatoon OST - YouTube