Chapter 9: Beach Days Ed

Opening: Now or Never! - Splatoon 2 [OST] - YouTube

Inkopolis News, Off the Hook Inkopolis News (Off the Hook) - Splatoon 2 Soundtrack - YouTube

Pearl: "Hey, it's Inkopolis News!" Marina: "Let's see what the Squid Sisters have to say!"

Switches over to Squid Sisters watch?v=THaqAScHcEw

Callie: "Hey, it's the Squid Sisters! Today is a sunny day for a beachday!"

Marie: "Oooh, a beach day. I would love to go to the beach with my bae."

Callie: "Be sure to go over there to get a suntan! Let's switch back to Off the Hook."

Callie and Marie: "Stay fresh!"

News switches back to Off the Hook

Pearl: "Yay! I would love to go to the beach!"

Marina: "Me too. We should have a concert at the beach. Also, here are the stages." Marina gives the stages for the battles. Marina: "Today's ranked battle is Tower Control, and the League is Rainmaker."

Pearl: "That's all the time we have! Until next time!"

Pearl and Marina: "Don't get cooked... stay Off the Hook!"

News ends

Sea Peach, Eddy's House

There the Eds are getting breakfast ready. Edd slices a piece of butter. Edd: "Here's some butter for your omelets." Eddy takes the entire tray of butter from Edd. Eddy: "Thanks!" Eddy then puts the entire butter in the frying pan. Eddy: "You haven't lived 'til you tried one of my omelets. Ed! Get the salmonid eggs!"

Ed searches through the freezer and finds a popsicle. Eddy: "They're in the fridge lummocks!" Ed finds the eggs in the fridge. But his tongue is stuck frozen to the popsicle he tried to lick. Ed: "I found them Eddy!" But just as Ed was going to bring them to Eddy, his tongue causes the fridge to fall, and Ed slips, propelling the eggs forward. Eddy uses his pan to deflect the eggs hurtling at him.

Eddy: "Oh Ed." Ed: "It's banana flavor Eddy! Want a lick?!" Eddy: "Hold that thought." Eddy then smacked Ed over the head with his frying pan. Eddy: "Now how are we going to get eggs?" Edd: "Rolf has salmonid eggs from his last Grizzco job.

The Eds then go to Rolf's for breakfast. Eddy then makes his omlets, and Ed, Edd, Rolf, and Eddy have breakfast. Rolf then gives some of his salmonid eggs to the Eds. The Eds then return to Eddy's and drop the eggs off. Afterwards, they head over to Deca Tower for the usual Turf Wars.

Inkopolis Plaza, Harley's Place (Inkopolis Plaza Splatoon Music Extended - YouTube)

Harley is playing Sonic Adventure 2 Battle as Shadow the Hedgehog on her Gamecube, which she found washed up on shore. Molly then calls Harley to tell Harley that she found the prequel to Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic Adventure, on the shore of Peach Beach. She then says that she would like to try out the game, then head over to Fresh Eats for a date. Harley then invites Molly over.

Molly arrives, and they play the video game. Harley is a huge fan of Shadow the Hedgehog, as she usually is very on edge, and Molly likes Sonic the Hedgehog because she likes doing extreme stunts.

After the two tried out the new game, they headed over to Fresh Eats in the Square for a date.

Inkopolis Square, Spykebucks (Inkopolis Square - Splatoon 2 Soundtrack - YouTube)

The Eds, Rolf, Kevin and Nazz are enjoying their coffees and energy drinks before the next turf war. Eddy: "Man! I can't wait to go to the beach! I'm gonna enjoy sitting under that cliff!"

Then suddenly, Kevin walks over to their table with Nazz. Kevin: "Hey dork! I overheard that you wanted my spot! I was saving it for me and my girl Nazz!"

Eddy: "If you think that you can have our spot! Then you're wrong! It's turf war time!"

Kevin: "Bring it on dork! Yo Rolf! You want in on this action?!"

Rolf: "Sure. Rolf would love to cover the soil in ink. Yes. Rolf is on time cut for bear statue at fishmonger."

Nazz: "You mean, you have a break from Grizzco."

Rolf: "Yes. That is what Rolf said."

Kevin: "You're on dork!"

With that, the kids leave the barista, and enter Deca Tower. Spyke: "Might as well change the channel to turf war. Gonna root for Kevin's team."

Team Kevin (Kevin, Rolf, n' Nazz; Ink color: Orange) vs. Team Eds (Ed, Edd, n' Eddy; Ink color: Blue) (Location: Camp Triggerfish) (Music: Splatattack: Splattack! (Squid Squad) - Splatoon Music Extended - YouTube)

The teams then spread their ink on each other's sides. Eventually, Ed is charged up, and turns into the kraken. Edd: "Wow Ed, you look stupendous! I will finish up inking the area for you."

Ed then starts staring at Eddy intensely and breathes heavily. Eddy: "Geez! What is he doing?! Screwing with himself?! And what's with you?!" Ed: "I AM A MONSTER! RRAAAAOOOORRRRR!" Ed then knocks Eddy over, and advances towards the opposing team. Edd then notices Eddy, and that Ed had left. Edd: "Eddy! What happened here?! And where's Ed?!" Eddy: "Lummocks knocked me over and proceeded to obliterate the other team." Nazz: "NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!" Ed: "RRRAAAOOORRR!" *SPLAT!* Edd: "Well, he's in his own little world." The Eds then proceed to ink the rest of the turf.

Ed is chasing Kevin, but then loses his special and changes back to Ed. Ed: "Aaaagh! Uh, uh oh!" Kevin: "Oh, you're dead dork." Kevin then pulls out his squiffer, and splats Ed.

Eddy is covering the area with ink and is using his curling bombs to make travel easier.

Kevin: "Hey Nazz. If I can hit dorky with a bomb, you will sit next to me at the beach." Kevin then throws an autobomb at Eddy, and it blows up, splatting Eddy. Kevin: "Ha ha! That was rad!" Nazz: "Meh, boys."

Edd is fully charged and activates his special. He then throws many bombs and covers a lot of turf. His special is then used up, and Rolf, with his special ready, pulls out the inkzooka. Rolf: "Rolf sees you Edboy. Prepare to taste the power of the sploosh, graffiti Edboy!" Rolf then fires a round at Edd, splatting him.

Kevin's team is almost done covering the area in ink. In an attempt, Eddy, charged up, uses his splashdown to splat Kevin's team, but time is up.

Judd and Lil Judd come on and announce the winners of the turf war. Kevin's team wins in the end. (Lose theme for the Eds: [OST] Splatoon - Defeat Theme - YouTube)

Kevin: "Ha ha! Looks like we won the beach spot!" Eddy is then seen enraged, and Edd and Ed hold Eddy back.

Eddy: "Let me at him! I will hit him with a crowbar!"

Edd: "Eddy, calm down! Kevin won fair and square!"

Ed: "I know what Eddy needs."

Ed then tickles Eddy, causing him to laugh.

Afterwards, they leave the Tower.

Inkopolis Square

The Eds, Kevin, Nazz and Rolf had bought jawbreakers from Murch, and head back to Sea Peach. Murch: "Man, they always buy out the jawbreakers. Oh well. At least they have good money."

Sea Peach, Peach Beach (Music watch?v=YLvnVcHlgUY)

The Kankers finished working at their business and are having a beach day. Lee and Marie are resting under an umbrella, while May is getting a tan. May Kanker: "Hey Marie, can you flip me over? I'm getting crispy. Marie, flip me over! I'm getting crispy! MARIE!" Lee Kanker: "Shut up May." Lee then kicks May onto the sand, flipping her over, then sits on top of Marie. Lee Kanker: "Ain't ya hear ya sister talkin' to ya?" Marie Kanker: "Nope! Must be this beach weather!" Marie then pulls Lee's tentacle off. Lee Kanker: "Hey!" Marie Kanker: "Ha ha! Sucker!" Lee then chases Marie.

May then gets up, and noticed that Marie, Eren and Callie have arrived.

Marie: "Hi, we're here to hang out with you gals. Is Lee and Marie around?" May then watches Lee Kanker chase Marie Kanker.

May Kanker: "Hang on. Lee! Marie! The guests are here!" Marie stops, but Lee then grabs her around the throat. Marie Kanker points at the Squid Sisters and Eren, and Lee then sees them. Lee Kanker: "Oh! Sorry. Forgot we had guests coming. Why don't you take the spot next to me?" Marie Kanker: "Hey! I want the Squid Sisters to sit next to me!" The two Kanker sisters then fight with each other. Marie: "Does this usually happen between you three?" May Kanker: "Only when Lee and Marie disagree. I tend to avoid these things. Why not sit behind us?" The Squid Sisters and Eren then set up their spot behind the Kankers.

Marie Kanker then takes out the Ink Soda Can, and hits Lee in the face with it. Lee Kanker: "Ow!" The sisters then stop fighting and sit in their chairs. Lee Kanker: "You three comfortable?" Callie: "Yeah, we Gucci. You know, you two fighting reminds me of when Marie and I had a disagreement. Of course, I ended up wearing the shades that Octavio put on me, and this whole... you know what, it was a disagreement between Marie and I." Marie, getting sunscreen rubbed on her by Eren: "Yeah, I remember. You were sore when you lost in that Callie vs Marie Splatfest." Callie: "Yeah, sorry about that. Hey Eren. When you're done with Marie, can you apply sunscreen to me next?" Eren: "Yeah, just hang on." Lee Kanker: "Wow Marie. You got your man helping you and your sister. I wish I could do that with Eddy." Marie Kanker: "Yeah! My man Double D needs to get more in touch with me!" May Kanker: "Big Ed should rub sunscreen on me!"

Squid Marie: "I hate to ask a lot of questions, but who are the Eds?"

Lee Kanker: "The handsomest men in Sea Peach. They're even our boyfriends."

Marie Kanker: "Yeah! We have fun with them whenever they're around!" When the Kankers mention fun, you don't want to know.

Callie: "Gee, I hope to meet a man like the ones you three have."

Lee Kanker: "You will sweet cheeks."

Inkopolis Square, Fresh Eats

Molly and Harley were ready to order.

Aaron: "So it is the lobster special for you two. Alright! Ya know, I feel like we met... Oh yeah. Octo Valley. I was working with Molly, and you saved us Harley." Harley: "Yep. Good memories. Now, Molly and I are dating." Aaron: "That's good to hear. Well, here is your soups. Better get back to the kitchen, or else Annie and Moe will yell at me." Aaron then heads back to the kitchen, with Molly and Harley enjoying their soups.

Molly: "So, my mothers are planning to have a concert at Sea Peach's Beach. Care to come along?"

Harley: "I would love that! Also, here is a gift from me to you."

Harley then gives the gift to Molly. Molly opens it, and it shows the Golden Toothpick.

Harley: "I hope you like it." Molly then puts it on. Molly: "I love it! Thanks babe!" Molly then kisses Harley, and Harley smiles.

By the time they finished their soups, Aaron arrives with the lobster special, and Annie comes along too.

Annie: "So this is Harley and Molly. Nice to see you two. Also, Harley, it's been years. I see you got a girlfriend. Good to see you."

Moe: "Yeah! You give good money!"

Harley: "It really is good to see you two. I still can't believe you went from working as a headgear saleswoman to a famous chef. I'm impressed."

Annie: "Thanks. I take pride in my food. You two lovebirds enjoy your meals."

Annie and Moe then head back to the kitchen, while Aaron takes orders from other customers.

Molly and Harley finish their special, and Aaron leaves them with the check.

Molly: "So, want to head back to my place to get changed for the beach?"

Harley: "Hell yeah!"

Harley and Molly then pay the check and leave a tip. They then leave and head to Off the Hook Studio.

Inkopolis Square, Off the Hook Studio

Pearl and Marina finished putting on their makeup and dresses for the concert. Molly and Harley enter the studio. Molly: "Hi Moms. We're home."

Marina: "Hi sweetie." Marina then gives Molly a kiss on the forehead, leaving a mark.

Molly: "Mom!" Harley: "Mommy's little girl, heh." Pearl: "Hey! We raised her and watched over her! Anyway, it's good to see you Molly." Pearl then hugs Molly. Marina: "And it looks like you brought your girlfriend with you." Pearl: "Yep. You two remind me of me with Marina." Marina: "Awww. Love you too Pearlie. You two going to the beach tonight?"

Harley: "Yep, we're going to enjoy a beach day together. Right bae?"

Molly nods her head, and the two of them enter Molly's room to get changed.

Harley: "Hey bae, how do I look?"

Molly then sees Harley in her bikini. Molly: "Hot bae." Molly then puts on her sun cap, and Harley puts on her Zekko cap. They finish getting changed, and head to the beach. Meanwhile, Pearl and Marina are rehearsing for their concert.

Sea Peach, Peach Beach (Music: watch?v=YLvnVcHlgUY)

Molly finds a spot near the cliff, and Harley spreads out the beach towels. Molly then puts an umbrella in the sand.

The two then notice the Kankers, Squid Sisters and Eren off in the distance, and wave hello. The group then sees them, and waves back.

Sea Peach, Ed's house

The Eds are getting ready for their beach trip. Eddy: "Almost ready. Got the umbrella and inflatable bed floats. You got the snacks and drinks Ed?"

Ed: "You bet I do Eddy!" Ed then pulls out a bag with gravy and buttered toast. XD

Edd: "Ed! Buttered toast and gravy are not ideal for the beach!"

Ed is munching on a buttered toast. Ed: "Says you!"

Eddy then punches Ed. Eddy: "Idiot! Now what are we going to do for snacks and drinks?!"

Edd: "Fortunately, Mom packed me some fruit snacks and juice packs for the trip."

With that, the Eds then leave for the beach.

Sea Peach, Peach Beach

The Eds then see the beach spot, which is under the cliff. Eddy: "I can see it! Our beach spot!" Ed: "Oh boy! Ed is happy!"

However, Ed and Eddy accidentally destroy Molly's sandcastle. This causes Molly to cry, and Harley then gets enraged. (Harley is Agent 3, so if she is enraged, you better start praying.) Edd then arrives to their spot, and Harley glares at him. Harley: "You better get control over your friends, or you're salmon meat Octoling!" Edd: "I'm terribly sorry. I don't know what came over them." Edd then runs around their spot. Molly then built another sandcastle and is happy. Molly: "Harley, look! Isn't it better than the last?!" Harley then calms down and gives a smile. Harley: "It looks amazing bae." Harley then relaxes on her towel.

Edd: "Guys! Next time be careful when you try to claim your turf! Otherwise, you will destroy others' turf!"

Eddy: "There it is, our..."

Kevin: "Spot? Ha ha! Better luck next time dork!" With that, Kevin takes the spot, and knocks Eddy over. Kevin sets up his umbrella and plays his boom box.

Eddy: "That jerk Kevin! Always there before us! Why I ought to!"

Edd: "Eddy, please! He won that spot remember?! Besides, why not go look for another spot?! A sunny beach walk can strengthen squids and octos!"

Eddy: "Fine." But before Eddy can leave, Harley grabs him by the neck, and throws him into the Ocean. SPLAT! Harley: "That's for knocking my girlfriend's sandcastle over earlier! Well, I feel better." Harley then returns to her spot.

Kevin laughs at what just happened, and Nazz arrives. Nazz: "Hey, what's up?"

Kevin: "You just missed Dorkediah get his ass kicked! Hahaha!"

Nazz: "That isn't very nice."

Nazz then places her blanket next to Kevin's

Edd: "Well, there are spawn points on each side of the beach, so let's go to the closest one."

The two Eds then arrive at the spawn point where Eddy emerged at, not realizing that it is Rolf's spot.

Eddy: "What just happened?!"

Edd: "Remember when I told you to be careful where you run into? Yeah. Next time, head my dialect, Eddy." Eddy: "Whatever sockhead."

Rolf: "Hallo Edboys! My skin calls for this hot sun, yes?" Rolf is tanning under the sun.

Edd: "Hey Rolf, do you know a spot the three of us can stay under?!"

Rolf: "If you cross the planks with rope across the ocean, maybe you will find it! Yes?!"

Eddy: "Let's just cross this bridge, I'm getting sick of him talking."

Rolf: "Life has many doors Edboys! It can be too much for couch potato Edboys like yourselves!"

On the fishing deck, Craig Cuttlefish is fishing for Makoids. Craig: "Might as well use salmonid meat to catch these big boys!" With that, Cuttlefish attaches a piece of meat to the rod to catch a big one.

Meanwhile, the Eds end up on a squid shaped island. Eddy keeps walking until he collides with a statue that is producing water. The top of the statue has a squid.

Eddy: "What the heck is this thing?!"

Edd and Ed then look at the statue. Ed: "It's a two headed pipe with a squid on top, heh." Edd: "That is the sea pipe statue. It depicts the first squid who stepped on this land and founded Sea Peach." Eddy: "Yeah, well this thing nearly gave me a concussion!"

Just as Eddy was about to attack the statue, Double D stops him. Edd: "Eddy! No violence! This statue is a representation of our ancestors!" Double D then reads the text, only to be written in ancient Inkling. Double D translates the text and realizes something. Eddy: "So?! Are we going to claim this spot or are we just going to gawk at this thing?!"

Double D: "Eddy, listen to this text! According to the statue, that squid was related to you! It was your ancestors that helped forged Sea Peach for what it is today!" Eddy: "So, if it wasn't for me, we wouldn't be here?! Hah! I'm going to teach the one who threw me into the ocean a lesson!" Double D: "Eddy! You ran into her friend's sandcastle! So, she has every right to be angry at you for what you did! Next time be careful of your surroundings!"

Johnny and Plank get up from resting and notice the Eds. Johnny: "Hey! What the heck are you three doing in our spot?! What's that Plank?!" Plank then tells Johnny something. Johnny: "Plank says if you don't beat it, we will splat you!" Eddy: "Oh yeah?! This is my land! And this is my spot! So, you leave!" Johnny: "Not according to this scroll Plank found buried under this island!"

Double D then takes the scroll and reads it. Eddy: "You are so weird!" Double D, in shock and fear: "Ed-d-d-d-y-y-y. Th-this land was given to the Octarian that bested this squid in a gambling match. Lord...Kanker!" Eddy: "What?! The Kankers own Sea Peach?!" Ed: "Say it ain't so, Dorkediah!" Eddy: "Those stupid Kankers! Owning everything!" The Eds then leave the island to find a new spot.

Johnny: "Boy, that was a close one, huh buddy. What's that?!" Plank tells Johnny. Johnny: "Surf's up! Alright buddy!" Plank then becomes Johnny's surfboard, and they surf the waves.

The Eds continue their search for a new spot, when suddenly, a huge makoid lands in front of them. Cuttlefish: "Hey there young whipper snappers. Caught me a huge one. You guys want to help me make a meal with this?!"

Double D: "No thanks. We are trying to find a spot on this beach. Got any suggestions?"

Cuttlefish: "I think the top of that cliff is a good spot. I remember I used to go there in my young days, feeling strong and looking out into the vast sea."

Double D: "Well, thank you kind sir. We should be on our way. Let's go."

The Eds then leave for the cliff again. Cuttlefish: "If you see my granddaughters, tell them I said hi! Can't wait to serve this with hollandaise sauce."

Sarah and Jimmy find a spot, and then look out into the ocean. Sarah: "So if I look long enough, there should be a sea unicorn?"

Jimmy: "Yeah girlfriend! They occur before every Inkopolis concert! They bring color to our inks!"

They then keep looking.

Meanwhile, the Eds end up stumbling across the Kankers. Oh no!

Edd is standing in fear and panicking, while Ed and Eddy are hiding behind rocks.

Lee Kanker: "Hey look Marie! It's your man! Time to teach Callie how to catch 'em wild!"

Edd: "Um... can I..."

Marie Kanker: "Ask me out on a date?!" May Kanker: "Sweep me off my feet?!" Lee Kanker: "Get in line girls!"

Edd: "Um... I was... just looking... for a spot..."

Eddy: "He's a goner."

Ed: "Not Double D!" Eddy: "Shut up Ed. You want us to get caught?"

May Kanker: "What was that?"

Lee Kanker: "Let's check behind the rocks. Meanwhile, this cutie pie can be with the blue haired loser."

Marie Kanker: "Back off Bowser! Sooo Double D, you want a spot with me?"

Edd: "Huh?" Then suddenly, Marie grabs Double D by the shoulders. Edd: "Oh no, not that! Gyah!"

Callie: "I am confused. Guys like this?"

Squid Marie: "Guess so. I'll ask Eren. Hey Eren, you into this kind of thing?"

Eren: "Well, if you want to do something as freaky as that, sure."

Best I don't describe.

Lee Kanker: "Hey May! I found tweetle dee and tweetle dumb!"

Marie Kanker then hears Lee. Marie Kanker: "You take the short yappy one Lee, while I get to make out with cute bookworm!"

May Kanker: "I'll take the big goofy one Lee!" Lee and May then kiss Ed and Eddy behind the rocks, while Ed and Eddy scream in horror.

Eventually, the Eds broke free from the Kankers grasp, and fled.

Callie: "I didn't know that you had to be aggressive to your boyfriends."

Lee Kanker: "The more you know honey. It's called the hook, line and sinker!"

Squid Marie and Eren come back from whatever they were doing, with Eren covered in kiss marks.

Squid Marie: "We did what the Kankers did."

Callie: "How was it, Eren?" Eren: "It was interesting."

Lee Kanker: "Another tip for you, Callie, is to assert your dominance on a man in order to make them yours!"

Meanwhile, the Eds are fleeing until they collide with Jimmy accidentally, knocking him into the sand.

Sarah: "Watch where...! oh... another Kanker incident?"

Edd: "Yeah. We were trying to find a spot."

Jimmy gets back up and overhears what they said. He and Sarah then cleaned the kiss marks off the Eds and let them go on their way.

Jimmy: "Sarah, look! The sea unicorn!" Sarah and Jimmy then look off into the ocean to see the sea unicorn.

Meanwhile, the Eds then return to the cliff, and climb to the top.

Eddy: "We the Eds have found our spot! Haha!"

Kevin: "Hey dorky! Catch!" Kevin then throws a beach ball container at Eddy, knocking him over. Kevin: "Haha! I thought you guys could have some snacks and drinks, so we got you some."

Nazz: "I don't know if that was nice or mean, but whatever."

The Eds then open the ball to reveal soda and chips.

They then set their spot up and look off at the ocean.

In the distance, Pearl and Marina are on a cruise singing Acid Hues ( watch?v=NQuNXvwYDnM)

End of Chapter (Splattack! Jam Session Splatoon OST - YouTube)