Kinshi Sho no Monogatari
Disclaimer: Kishimoto-san is the creator of this series... I just make all these various entries that depict Naruto in various different settings. On an added note, some of these one-shots are under crossover scenes, therefore in those crossovers; I do not take any ownership of characters, themes, and whatnot for when I do a crossover scenario. That includes fictional cameos, celebrity cameos, and real-world cameos. Remember that.
Author's Note: I take requests, so, got something you would like to see me write as a one-shot, either serious or just something for fun, PM me or leave it in your next review. The numbers listed here are in roman numerals. Search it up on Wikipedia or on Google if you desire more information. Despite the name changes, this overall collection-type fanfic has various different starts, endings, scenarios, decisions, worlds, and people. Each one is vastly different. Who knows what can happen, or what you may read or discover yourself.
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Naruto was bored, being all alone in his father's manor that he finally inherited after officially becoming Chūnin. Sure, he had Hinata as his girlfriend, but Hiashi was still trying to understand the fact he and Hinata "bumped beds" plenty of times in the past and thus was keeping low of the man's radar (and Neji's for that matter). And of course, he probably would have still be living in that crappy cockroach-infested apartment house of his had Tsunade-baachan not knock some literal sense into a couple of ignorant skulls (Civilian Council and the Elders) in order to have the rest of the council acknowledge his field promotion during his three year training with Jiraiya-sensei. Channel surfing through random cable TV, he stops when he came up across an interesting commercial.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEE!" screams a cheerful voice as a black blur goes fast down a zip-line in Tsuchi no Kuni. "WHEEEEEEEEEEE!" Tobi was having fun riding the fast zip-line, waving those garden spinner thingies that gardeners use to decorate their flower beds. "WHEEEEEEEEEEE!" He soon slows down in speed, as he comes up next to an Iwa-ninja. And when the unnamed Iwa-nin saw Tobi, his smile disappeared. Tobi turns his head to look at the Iwa-nin on his zip-line.
"Tobi's an extreme boy~" he exclaims. The ninja stares, not sure what to say. Did he really hear the squiggle in that quote? Tobi giggles, and then picks up speed, "WHEE-WHEE-WEEEEEEEEEEE!" flying past and waving his garden pinwheel toys and kicking his legs like a happy child. The Iwa-nin wondered what the hell he just witnessed. Sure, he knew what the black cloak with the red clouds meant, but yeah, what the hell was that?
NINCO: 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on Ninja Insurance
Naruto stares at the TV, blinking. What the hell was that? He blinks again, before getting his bearings back in session and picks up the remote.
Click.
Boredom at its finest.