Kinshi Sho no Monogatari

Disclaimer: Kishimoto-san is the creator of this series... I just make all these various entries that depict Naruto in various different settings. On an added note, some of these one-shots are under crossover scenes, therefore in those crossovers; I do not take any ownership of characters, themes, and whatnot for when I do a crossover scenario. That includes fictional cameos, celebrity cameos, and real-world cameos. Remember that.

Author's Note: I take requests, so, got something you would like to see me write as a one-shot, either serious or just something for fun, PM me or leave it in your next review. The numbers listed here are in roman numerals. Search it up on Wikipedia or on Google if you desire more information. Despite the name changes, this overall collection-type fanfic has various different starts, endings, scenarios, decisions, worlds, and people. Each one is vastly different. Who knows what can happen, or what you may read or discover yourself.

All I can say is... enjoy what you read. Enjoy the randomness, the craziness, the seriousness, the love, the heart-break, the sorrow, and the joy. And please leave behind a review if you find a chapter that you truly enjoyed, and possibly believe has merit to be launched into a story of itself. I enjoy learning what a reader thinks of what he or she has read. Harsh abusive reviews will see you on my Block List (as well as reported).

Tako-Naruto

Everybody was staring at Naruto as he walked into the classroom that morning, early and on time once in his life. Naruto ignored everybody as he took a seat in his usual spot. However, everyone was staring at home not because of his on-time appearance to school, no... It was because of what rested on top of his head is what had everyone's focus. The strange creature on top of Naruto's head was like an octopus, however that is where it ends, and the weirdness begins: the "body" was a copy of Naruto's head complete with his odd birthmarks on the cheeks. The "body" was a bit fatter, and it had a thick mop of spiky yellow hair. Most of the lower hair locks were its tentacles.

When Iruka showed up, ready to silence his rowdy and loud class, he was perturbed at how silent everybody was. Then he, along with Mizuki behind him, realized why the class was silent: the creature on top of Naruto's head. The creature looked over at Iruka, and waved one of its main tentacles.

"Hi," it spoke in a voice much like Naruto's, only an octave higher.

"Holy crap, it spoke!" Kiba exclaimed, pointing a finger at the octopus-like creature on Naruto's head.

Naruto looked up. "Oh, hi," Naruto said nonchalant, shutting a book he was apparently reading from.

"Naruto… just what the hell is that on your head?"

"Tako-Naruto," Naruto told Iruka.

"Hi," Tako-Naruto says in his cheery voice again, once again waving.

Hinata finally broke the ice with a girlish squeal, and snatching Tako-Naruto into her arms with a hug. "He's so cute!"

CUTE! Was the identical thought the majority of the students held, aside Naruto who merely blinks at Hinata.

The girl was giggling, cuddling Tako-Naruto.

Vocaloid and Naruto. Tako-Naruto is Naruto's head and most of the hair its yellow tentacles... hm, maybe I should make a one-shot using Tako-Luka as well! :D