禁断のスクロールの物語
Forbidden Scroll of Stories
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The Hand Job Joke
"What in the hell?"
"Yeah! What gives? Really?"
The computer was on, and apparently the Akatsuki have discovered the website known as TV Tropes.
"Anything involving the Akatsuki, particularly Deidara," Itachi reads out. "They should have made reference to your fellatio hands..."
"Ha! Fellatio hands," Kisame says with a booming laugh.
"I bet Orochimaru would have craved to have your freaky hands to grope and suck boys at the same time," Hidan makes the rare joke.
"If I hear another hand job joke I swear someone's going to die," Deidara grounds out, teeth grinding.
"Do you make out with your mouths since you can never get any women while using the other hand to blow yourself?" Tobi speaks up.
The reply to that was C4 shoved past the mask before an explosion ensued.