禁断のスクロールの物語
Forbidden Scroll of Stories
Disclaimer: I do not own anything official such as characters, locations, powers, ect. from the NARUTO series. On an added note, some of these one-shots are under crossover scenes, therefore in those crossovers; I do not take any ownership of characters, themes, and whatnot for when I do a crossover scenario. That includes fictional cameos, celebrity cameos, and real-world cameos. Remember that.
Author's Note: A re-upload of a plot bunny that bit me in the butt. What if Naruto had Hidan's powers? Something surprisingly hilarious if it was expanded upon as a separate story.
When Immortality Meets Naruto
"Kisame you dumbass, you were not supposed to kill Naruto," Itachi told the shark-skinned man.
"I slipped! Not my fault he couldn't avoid my swing!"
"You killed the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki!"
"Hey! You assholes!"
The two men stopped their early argument, and turned to the sound of the voice. There on the ground behind his now crumpled body was Naruto's talking head.
"You damned fucking dumbasses! That fucking hurt!"
"Uh... is his head talking, Itachi?" Kisame muttered, not believing what he was seeing.
"When I get my body back, I'm going to kick your asses! Hey, body! Get the hell up and grab me already!"
Then the two jumped when Naruto's headless body springs up of the ground, ignoring trails of blood. It turned left, then right.
"I'm over here dumbass!"
Naruto's headless body moved... and promptly slammed right into the door frame, knocking itself back down onto its ass, prompting Itachi and Kisame to sweatdrop. Naruto growled.
"I hate immortality... I become smarter and yet my body is dumber than a mule..."
Elsewhere, Hidan sneezes as he mis-swung... and Kakuzu's arm paid the price.