Sanitized Book 1

by Diamondpuppy88

Tartar tries to continue with his plan. But when the past, present, and future collide, it's up to Apocalypse to fix the mess the Tartar made. (On hiatus!)

1. Chapter 1

Tartar: *falls out of the sky* Oof. Where am I at?

Tartar: *Looks around*

Octavio: *Bonking on the glass with his tentacle* Help me, weird guy.

Tartar: …okay?

Tartar: *Goes over to the oversized snow globe and shatters the glass with his head* There. I'm Commander Tartar. Who the heck are you?

Octavio: I'm Dj Octavio. Leader of the Octarian army and a really great Dj.

Tartar: Shut up. I don't want to hear you brag. Now let's get out of here before somebody comes.

Octavio: Ooh. Great idea! Why don't we just squidnap them instead?

Tartar: No.

Octavio: *Sighs* Fine, fine. Where is somewhere safe we can hide?

Tartar: *Grabs Octavio somehow* The Deepsea Metro Train Station.

Octavio: The what what?

Tartar: Shuddup. I'm not going to tell you again. You should pay attention the first time.

Octavio: Whateves. Let's go go go!