MASTER's Folder
Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind.
Summary: This folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories that I test-run. Others are made from challenges by others. Anything goes here.
Neji Kata (Spring Onion Style)
"Boring, eh?"
"Yup."
Two Droids on typical guard duty regain silence... for only a minute.
"Did you hear that the Vocaloids are coming to this sector for their Out-of-Sight Galaxy Tour?"
"The Vocaloids?" Droid 1 questioned Droid 2.
"Yeah. Especially that Hatsune human. If only she was not human."
"But aren't the Vocaloids some sort of cybernetic robots created to be as human as possible right down to molecular structure?"
"No one knows, not even the fans. They like to parody them as robots, or actual humans in their various music videos and songs."
"What are you talking about? Have you got a circuit board on the frits again?" Droid 1 questioned.
"No I do not," Droid 2 replies.
Silence...
"So, how come the ship is hiding behind the moon of this planet while the General flies down on his smaller personal starship?"
The other Droid shrugs.
Elsewhere on an unnamed terra-formed planet, many people flocked to said unnamed planet due to the arrival of the Vocaloids. For some reason, we would find the ship of General Grievous docking at one of the harbors, where the ghastly General Grievous enters into the city in disguise, along with two random Droids also in Jedi-styled cloaks. After all, this planet was a known hangout for Jedi Knights.
At the hotel, Hatsune Miku was busy performing some sort of dance, while others minded their business, or in this case, Meiko was trying to stop Len and Rin's bickering over who gets to play Project DIVA on the Playstation Portable. Sitting on the couch next to the blue-haired idol Kaito, was a Jedi Knight named Kera. Kera was currently idolizing Kaito, who was too busy to notice eating his favorite brand of ice cream.
"You know Kera," Obi-Wan spoke up behind the girl, "Miku's dance really reminds me of General Grievous' lightsaber style."
Kera's eyes retain their non-fangirl look. "Eh?" She looks over at Miku, who was holding two leeks in each hand the size of a light saber when activated, and she was gliding and dancing across the large open balcony, very much like a certain General.
"Huh... I never noticed that," she said.
High above a skywalk, General Grievous and his two chosen droids continue their walk. The general was here primarily to meet up with a contact who had inside info on the Jedi Council and secretly worked for the Sith. However, as he continued to walk, Droid 3 looked over the side.
"Huh, hey, isn't that Hatsune Miku the Vocaloid Singer?"
General Grievous stops, and rushes over to the railing, and frantically searches. "Where!?"
Droid 3 and Droid 4 both looked at one another, and sweatdropped.
"Over there sir... parodying your lightsaber style," Droid 4 said, pointing towards the Space Rock Hotel with the garden-styled roof and location of the Luxury Suite, complete with a half moon balcony that had a great view of the planet's orange sea.
The general blinked, and there indeed was Hatsune Miku, but two different sides of him reacted. One side was his anger at the girl who would dare impersonate his lightsaber style. The other side wanted her autograph. The cyborg however in the end could not let this go idly by, so... he leapt over the railing, despite the calling of the two Droids, and lands on the balcony as Miku just opened the door back into the living room.
"You... Hatsune Miku," General Grievous whispered in his cold and deadly voice.
Kera and Obi-wan grab Miku and push her into the living room and bring their lightsabers, activated, to block Grievous. The other Vocaloids look and watch, as Grievous upon seeing Kera and Obi-wan, decide to kill them. The two Jedi Knights combat against the deadly cyborg, as the hums of the sabers whine in the air, along with sparks of light with each beam crashing together, and the two Jedi's using the Force to attack the General. Up above on the skywalk, the two Droids were about to attack when a Femdroid walked on by.... well, let's just say they followed like love-sick puppies. Grievous laughs as he split his arm into four, and spun wildly, knocking them back. But before he could kill Kera, four glowing leeks block his own sabers. In enters Miku, who had saved the female Jedi.
"What in the name of..."
Here's the really interesting thing: Miku held the first two leek sabers, but the other two were now held by her pigtails, which somehow in some way grasped like hands. The cyborg got thrown back, as Obi-wan nearly cut at Grievous. Miku helped the female Jedi up, while Obi-wan looked at Miku, puzzled at what he saw with her hair.
"Hm... a Jedi Knight... or just very skilled? We shall see!" And General Grievous leaps at the three, whom ready their weapons for combat.
In a part of his mind, the fan boy side of General Grievous giggled at being able to fight against THE Hatsune Miku.
The fan-made character Kera is not mine. She belongs to Kera Solstice, who gave me her permission to use Kera just for this ficlet.