MASTER's Folder

Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.

My White-haired Angel

"Haku, please, stop drowning your life with alcohol!"

"I have nothing!" She yelled, obviously quite drunk, "no one... no one wants me Sekai. No body..."

"But Haku... please... it tears me up that you are like this..." He reached out to her, but she slapped him away, and continued to drink. Sekai grabbed her forcibly and ripped the bottle away, throwing it as it smashes against the wall. She screamed and started beating on him, until she collapses and begins to sob.

"Please Haku..."

She looked up at him, choking on her sobs. "Sekai..."

He captured her lips roughly, but with passion. She moaned into his mouth, as she sloppily returns the kiss. She's held tight, as Sekai continued to assault the white haired girl's lips.

"You're my angel... I don't want to lose you..."

"Sekai..."

They kissed again, as tears are released. All her frustrations seem to ebb away with each kiss Sekai gives her. Each kiss she returns lifts Sekai's spirit higher and higher.

Grand Theft Vocaloid

"What the fuck!? Why am I a slut?"

"Because we all draw straws and that's what yours read, Miku," MASTER told the angry green-haired lady.

"Fuck this shit!"

Len and Rin looked at their straws. Len was overall Main Protagonist 1, and Rin was Main Protagonist 2. With the side note that they were siblings (even though they already are), and that they were in an incestuous relationship (which they were)...

"MASTER?" Len and Rin speak up, causing the young black-haired man to gaze back at the screen.

"Yes Len? Rin?"

"What are our jobs again?"

"Well, basically... you two are sort of heroes in Crypton City. You two lived a hard life growing up, and since once we have finished this play, everyone will be much older than usual."

"I get bigger breasts?" Rin blurts out, making Len cough and mutter under his breath what was wrong with her chest size now.

The black-haired man sweatdrops, readjusting his glasses that slipped off his face a bit. "Yes... Rin..."

She giggled, though Len pulled Rin off to the side an out of MASTER's view to talk to her about something.

Dell just stared at his straw that also had a note of his own. He was the main Antagonist along with Haku who Len and Rin eventually kill near the end of this so-called play entitled Grand Theft Vocaloid.

"MASTER... Why do I have a sex scene with Dell-kun?" Haku asks MASTER, making Dell spit up the drink he was chugging down.

"Well... Len and Rin also have sex scenes as well, though they'll have a bit more during the Twins in Exile scene," MASTER mutters, before he blushes and returns to doing something out of view of the digital window.

Haku... did something totally out of character when not drunk: she giggled like a fangirl. That scared Dell a bit.

"Really, MASTER? Must I do this?" Came Gakupo's voice.

"Gakupo..." Stern voice.

A gulp and Gakupo walks out... in rags of what he originally wore. He was a hobo. A hobo that in his script chases after little boys in dark alleyways.

"You and Kaito changed straws before opening them," MASTER tells the purple-haired singer, "Kaito could have been the horny hobo. But he's now the drug lord of Sapporo City."

He pouts, head hung low... and he sighs.

"But... but... IT DEMORALIZES MY ICE CREAM!"

MASTER shrugs. "Deal with it Kaito... you don't show up until the Welcome to Sapporo City scene."

MASTER just chuckles as the other Vocaloids get used to the scripts they will not have to follow, as he was finished writing up the last of the world map program. Three months later, and it was finally done.

"Sheesh... that sucked," Len grunted, collapsing onto the couch, and Rin falls on top of him as well, making him go oomph a bit.

"I think MASTER enjoyed our sex scenes too much..."

Len made a bit of a face. "True.... but I liked it though..."

She giggled.

"Now if only Dell and Haku could stay a bit quiet when they're banging each other," Rin said with a sweatdrop forming.

All the other Vocaloids gone and left to do whatever they wanted, while awaiting for MASTER to return with the finished play product. Miku was finally glad she could stop having sex with Kaito with Meiko who was Kaito's sex slave... Gumi however gained a bit of an addiction to Dell's smokes. Sweet Ann was upset that the only scene she had, was getting run down by the Road Roller during the End Game scene. Len and Rin enjoyed it because they were able to fuck each other alot during the play. Teto and Neru... well... Teto and Neru wanted to kill MASTER for making them Miku's "girls".

Now, Gakupo wasn't seen since his scene made him wound up in prison, though Len swore he was in his room hugging his large stuffed eggplant plushie. Dell and Haku also enjoyed the play, and their one intimate scene made them realize how much they truly loved one another out of the play. Sekai and his twin sister Rin were the foreign siblings who during the Sapporo City scenes, helped the Kagamines end the drug ring of Kaito's, whom offed the man and Meiko who (despite being a sex slave), was also slightly insane (who before attempting to murder the Ishtals, murdered Miku, Teto, and Neru).

"Okay... I'm back..."

MASTER logs online, and smiles as he looks down upon Len and Rin. Rin stopped rocking her hips back and forth, and both twins looked at MASTER, blushes evident.

"Len... Rin..."

He sighs.

"Finish what you are doing, then get your horny asses out to the main room... I turned the play script into a movie file you can all watch.... took me a long while but Im finally glad for all our hard work."

But, his voice was drowned out because at soon as he said, finish what you are doing, they did so... cut to the end of the movie's first play. Len and Rin were busy making out as their characters did at the end of the movie standing over the dead bodies of Dell and Haku, and the City of Crypton still in the riot raze.

"So? What do you think?"

And cue the many voices but the Kagamines, who only continue to make out with one another. MASTER just sits there as he is bombarded by complaint after complaint at how they were treated throughout the making of the play-turned movie. Maybe it was a bad idea to mention that he was going to do a sequel to the play... which made Neru scream and dive tackle MASTER, and start choking him.