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Chicken What?
Next day, both Lina and Gourry were in the same situation as yesterday. This time, there were a lotmore Talons than before, probably more than they could have handle. However, this wasn't going to make the sorceress and swordsman surrender so easily. This being more so when the same guy from yesterday popped up.
"Alright! I'm tired of you blowing me up! So, better surrender or we'll really exterminate you two!" Commander Chicken Feathers yelled, shaking his fist in the air. Lina sighed with disappointment. Why was she the only one who gets the crazy bad guys? Meanwhile, Gourry was trying to figure out something.
"Hey, Lina, who's that guy again?"
Lina, Commander Chicken Feathers, and the entire army almost facefaulted when the blonde swordsman asked that. Since this isn't the first time that this has happened, Lina took it upon herself to "help" him out. "Gourry, you jellyfish brains! This guy told us his name yesterday! How can you forget about him just like that?"
He continued to think about it, making Chicken Feathers very confused. Didn't he already explain who he was in a big speech yesterday? How could this guy forget about that? Was he really as stupid as Snipe?
"Well, since you put it that way, maybe I can remember it." Gourry then ponder about the Talon Commander's named, leaving Lina irritated. She was about to answer him, until he interrupted, "Just let me think, Lina. I can't always depend on you everytime I forget something." During this, everyone including the Talons was waiting impatiently for him to remember. A while later, he came to the conclusion of the name problem. "I got it! Chicken Feet!"
Everyone facefaulted again from the sheer stupidity of that. Lina looked up and said, "You're only half right, Gourry."
"Really?" The swordsman blinked before thinking again. "… Then, Chicken Heart?"
"No."
"Chicken Beak?"
"No."
"Chicken Butt?"
"Bad joke, and no."
"Chicken Breast?"
"No."
"Chicken Wings?"
"Wrong."
"Chicken A La Mode?"
"He's named after an animal part, not food! So, stop making me hungry!"
While Gourry was still trying to remember, Commander Chicken Feathers decided to call a temporary retreat. The Talons were very confused by this turn of events, especially since he was so determine to capture them. Since curiosity was sometimes a good thing, one of them asked, "Um, sir, why are we retreating?"
Chicken Feathers looked over at him and the others with a tired face. "Because once she's done beating him, she'll come after me next for having a stupid name in the first place."
Author's Notes:
And this ends the three-part drabble. Poor Chicken Feathers, he learned the hard way about how deep Gourry's head is. Strangely enough, I considered him to be the classic Stalker bad guy like Martina and others are. You know the kind that can really annoy her to no end.
Anyway, that's it for the new stories, there's going to be one more after this, and it's an old one.
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