MASTER's Folder

Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.

What Wasn't The Daughter of Evil

"Your first orgasm Milady! I am so proud!" Rin reads off the script, then she throws the papers to the floor, and glares at the monitor, "what the fuck kind of shit is this?"

MASTER sweatdrops. "The script I wrote for The Daughter of Evil, Rin," he replies.

Len in the background muttered something, but gets elbowed in the side by Miku.

"Oh c'mon! You mean to tell me that in one part of this play, Len has to physically get me to..."

"Yup," came the chirped reply.

Rin then gives MASTER the bird. "Fuck you! I ain't doing this!" And she storms off after taking off the high heels. MASTER face palms.

"Damn it," he muttered. When none of the other Vocaloids were looking, and Len went after his twin, MASTER disabled the hidden video feed to his friends across his neighborhood.

Laced Ice Cream

"Uh, is there something with Kaito?" Len questioned Rin.

Rin looks up from her manga, and see's what Len saw: Kaito dancing naked outside, with a drugged look on his face. For some reason, nature helped by intentionally censoring his crotch with that long scarf he wore.

"Oh, nothing much, I just drugged his ice cream again."

"Oh." And Len returns to Project DIVA on his PSP. He whistles to the theme Thriller, since he was playing the song on Hard Difficulty.

Why Len Wears Glasses

It was a mystery as to why Len would need a pair of glasses, even though he has perfect vision much like she does. She always wished to know why her own brother wore a pair. Ever since they were thirteen, Len whenever he reads or writes, is seen wearing these small rectangle-framed glasses, just off the bridge of his nose. Her friends once said that Len looked cute wearing the frames, and at first Rin would never think such a thing, but now, at the age of seventeen going on eighteen, she had to admit. Len did look hot wearing those glasses.

"Rin?"

She flinched, and noticed Len was looking at her, the book in his hand set on the table.

"Yes, Len?"

"Any reason why you are staring at me?"

"Uh... I have a question, brother."

"Shoot."

"Why do you wear those glasses?"

Len walked over, as he took his glasses off, and then soundly kissed his twin sister.

"Because I was wondering when you'd crack and ask me that question. The reason I wear them is because I hoped that you would take these glasses off, and then kiss me."

She blushed hotly.

"You know then..."

He flashed a grin. "Yup... since we turned sixteen."

She grabbed the pair, and pushed them back onto his face. "Then you wouldn't mind if I do this..." She takes the glasses off and tossed them to the side. They land on the bed as she deeply kissed her twin brother. And Len smiled against her lips, before he pulled her close, and she grabbed onto him.

A Mistaken Sound

"Rin-chan... my lovely Rin-chan..."

"Oh Len-kun... more Len... that feels so good!"

"What the hell is going on here!?" Miku shouts, smashing the door down with a battering ram with Meiko and Luka behind her.

On the bed, was a bare-chested Len, straddling behind his sister Rin who only had a towel to cover her cute butt. Len was giving Rin a massage.

"What's wrong?" They ask.

Miku, Luka, and Meiko just stared... before realizing they mistook the moans for something else, apologize, and back out. Len and Rin shrug, and Rin begins to moan again as Len continued to work his magic.

"You like it Rin?"

"Yup, and don't you dare stop, Len," she told him.

"Hm, if singing doesn't work out for us in the long run, we can always open a spa."

Rin gained a thoughtful look. "Maybe."

Elsewhere in the city...

A similar event was occurring, but when Neru and Teto barge into Dell and Haku's room...

"Holy shit," Neru muttered as her cell phone dropped from her hand in shock.

"Wow," Teto mutters, eyes wide.

Well, let's just say that the two ladies never knew that Dell could be that big, or that Haku could ever pull off such a slutty look.

I was on a roll! oAo