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Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.

What Wasn't The Servant of Evil

She couldn't believe it. This was all her fault. It was her that should be at the gallows. It should be her that is to die, not her servant... not the boy who she had found out was her twin brother... the one who she fell in love with, and has made love with one night on their birthday. Indeed, life was but a cruel mistress. In a swift change, she has become a cruel and evil ruler of a daughter and princess, to that of a homeless boy living on the streets, while her servant, her brother, her lover, was clad in her gown, in her clothes, his hair styled as hers, and in chains, on his knees with the woman in red armor ready to chop at his head before the many citizens of her country that had overthrown her kingdom, and the invaders of Blue and Red. The clouds were gloomy and gray, and the winds caressed their cold deathly fingers across exposed skin in the main town. She stared up, tears pouring from her eyes, as she wanted to rush up there to save him. But, if she did, they will notice something amiss, and then both of them would be killed.

"Anything to say, princess," Meiko whispered in a deadly tone.

The bell from the town's clock tower rang.

"Oh my," Len whispered in his false voice impersonating Rin, "time for a snack..."

Len... Len! She screamed in her mind, as Meiko raise the sword, ready to swing... then Rin noticed that she had stopped. Some murmurs begin to appear as many watched the Red Warrior hesitate to kill the Princess.

"That voice," she whispered in a near silent tone.

She suddenly kicks Len across the chest onto his rear and drops down.

"You are an imposter..."

"Wha..."

Then before the entire crowd... Len was exposed.

"Holy shit," someone in the crowd yelled.

"Holy shit," Meiko muttered.

"Holy shit," Rin muttered in the crowds, but she was quieter, and more shocked.

NO ONE EXPOSES MY LEN BUT ME!

"Oh my goodness...."

Len was blushing tomato red, but was also very frightened, as Meiko grabbed his penis.

"A boy in drag.... so moe!"

MOE? What the fuck? Len thought.

"Not a little boy, eh cutie?" Meiko giggles, before tackling Len, and continues to do something, while perverts in the crowd show their true colors, and Meiko tossed the sword aside. A blushing and giggling Kaito never saw it coming, until he finds himself standing next to Miku's ghost, a sword impaled into his chest.

"GET THE FUCK OFF OF HIM YOU HAG!" Rin shouted, not caring anymore. No one touches Len's penis but her!

In the end Len was rescued, and the two reunited siblings/lovers disappear to the other side of the world where none of their enemies could find them. They grew up, and had two wonderful children. As for the other countries of Red, Green, Blue, and Yellow... well another siblings couple managed to seize control of the throne, and this time, Ishtal Sekai and Ishtal Rin made sure that they go rid of anyone who would try to murder them... while fucking each other in the privacy of the bedroom. As for Kaito...

"Why did this have to happen to me?"

"Because you were perving at a boy in drag," Miku said, her green dress forever stained crimson, before she smacked Kaito over the head for once again trying to peek into a boy's bedroom in Blue Country.

Oh yes, and despite being dead, Kaito and Miku fell in love, and haunted the Country of Blue and Green... though Miku always got tired of Kaito being a closet shouta-con. And since the escape of the Princess and her Servant, no one ever found Meiko's body.

And People Wonder Why Kaito Abuse is Fun

Because...

1. Screams like a girl.
2. Is in humiliating situations in manga strips.
3. Seems to die a lot, or get bloodied.
4. A victim of the Road Roller.
5. Inner closet shouta-con.
6. He's abused because it's a form of tough love... if it doesn't kill him.
7. He deserves it.
8. He's the perfect punching bag.
9. Uke...
10. Pedo, Gay, ect...

If you disagree... well... look out the window.

"Uh... a little help, please?"

Swinging from a flag pole on the Empire State Building in the US, was Kaito, in only his underwear and blue trademark scarf, completely roped around the waist and double tied around the ankles and wrists. If anything, he looked like a human piñata.

Yeah, just ignore him folks...

My Chibi Rin-chan

She wore a white dress with a sailor suit collar and a small tied yellow ribbon bow at the front. She wore black detached sleeves on her arms that were a bit too big because her hands were almost completely covered. She wore black booths that went up to her knees, and her fingernails were painted a yellow color. She had the cutest big blue eyes and a ridiculously large white bow in her blonde yellow hair that gave the impression of rabbit ears. And she only stood at two feet in vertical height.

"Len-chan!"

The boy, named Len, smiled as he moved his hand before her and she jumped onto it, before he brought her to his shoulder where she scampers on with a wide smile and a girlish giggle.

"My life would have been boring if you haven't come along, Rin-chan," Len says sweetly, which brought a wide smile on the chibi's face.

Len loved Rin. And no matter what, he would make sure that nothing ever happens to her. And he knew that Rin loved him as well, especially because of all the fun things they could do together. What that is will be left to your imaginations... you perverts.

Returning to my regularly-scheduled stories.... until more one-shots cracked up or otherwise pops up or I get challenged. =D