Disclaimer: I do not own Slayers or Storm Hawks.
New Cook
The Colonel sat at his usual place at his extravagant table, waiting for his dinner from his new cook. The old chef, after making a mistake with his last dish, was "fired" (fired being used loosely when dealing with a mob-like enterprise) and now the Colonel was going through the long process of finding a new replacement that would hopefully do better than the last one.
Finally, at the last second when the spider mob boss was about to fire the guy he was trying to hire that his goons walked in with the dish. It seemed to look like a delectable cuisine (and by that, it looked really disgusting) with a questionable aroma irradiating from it. The color was a toxic green, a mild color for a seemingly poisonous dish. Nevertheless, the Colonel picked up his utensils and was about to dig in.
The goons watched in horror as their leader cut off a piece of food. He then moved it closer to his sight, examining the surface of what he was going to eat. So far, it looked to be of good quality. After the examination, the Colonel put it into his mouth and began to chew on it. Once releasing the flavors inside, he soon fell into a delight of happiness. The goons soon sighed with relief from his look. He liked it… And he had survived it as well.
The mob boss began to dig in, finishing up the cuisine in a matter of minutes. Once done, he patted his stomach, remembering the deliciousness of what went inside of him. This cook definitely had the job if he could make sludge taste like heaven. He looked over at the direction of the kitchen and said, "Sir, you have my gratitude of serving me a fine dish. Now, tell me, what were the ingredients you used?"
Xelloss, the Mazoku priest who happened to be a candidate for the Colonel's newest chef, poked his head out of the kitchen. "That, my dear Colonel…" The Mazoku then wagged his finger. "… Is a secret."
Author's Notes:
… I think I created a new pairing… the Colonel with Xelloss' cooking… Unless Junko decides to eat some of that too.
If you guys don't get it, either watch Slayers Next Episode 15 and/or Storm Hawks Episode 15 (Wow, same position). This popped up in my head looooog ago, and considering how much deadly Xelloss' cooking is, the Colonel will definitely hired Xelloss, and Xelloss would take the job. Why? Because there are so many secrets in the Mafia business… And possibly his Master wants to know about the nitty gritty stuff in Atmos.
I think I'm going to skip dinner after writing this. I don't feel so good…
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