MASTER's Folder

Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.

The Eggplant and the Orange

"Oh Rin! Oh you feel so good and tight!"

"Oh! Oh...!" She moaned, as she was drilled harder and faster by the thick length penetrating her heated wet depths, "Oh! Gakupo-sama! Harder! Shove that massive eggplant of yours further!"

"Ahh! My lovely sweet orange!"

Gakupo giggled as he finished the last details to his little book, and then giggled again in a more perverted manner.

"I'm almost done with my work... and then I can sell it on eBay, Yahoo, and Google, and make more money! Almost done with my writing..."

"Done writing what?"

Gakupo froze, as his precious was snatched right from his hands. He turned around, and paled dramatically, as Rin flipped through the pages. Then a dark aura appeared to settle around her, before the book by some whimsical force combust into flames in her hands. Her eyes were drawn into a dangerous and evil sadistic glare, and Gakupo felt death approaching.

=0=0=

"Hey... whatever happened to Gakupo?" Len spoke up, "it's been a week since we last seen him."

Elsewhere, was a discarded shovel in the middle of the woods and for some reason a Buddha shrine with said statue wearing Gakupo's clothes.

"Oh... have no clue," said Rin. In truth, she bloody murdered him. She found a copy of the book that combust in her hand a week ago, and changed the details to involve her and Len, before selling the book renamed Sweet Silky Nights.

Len and Luka

The door slides open, and in walks the pink-haired young woman, Megurine Luka, the only woman in the household who can speak Japanese and English. She's beautiful, and is a talented singer like the rest of the family, and currently has the biggest breasts. She brushed some strands of pink hair from her face, before she laid eyes upon the male Kagamine, asleep on the floor. She began to blush as she walked over, and kneels down on the floor. Len looked so peaceful sleeping like that. He had such an innocent expression on his face. She couldn't help but feel attracted to him. She leaned close to his face, their lips almost touching... before she pulled back. No, she couldn't do that... she would be stealing his first kiss...

=0=0=

"WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PANTS!? AND WHO STOLE MY BOXERS!?"

Rin giggles, as she looked at Len who tried to cover his penis. She made sure to hide the slim camera into her back pocket before she kicked a towel to her panicking male twin, who grabs the towel and wrapped it around his waist before quickly leaving to his bedroom, his face flushed red with embarrassment.

Once alone, she took out the camera, and displayed the last photo taken. Her nose began to trickle a bit of blood. "So big," she giggles with a perverted blush. Elsewhere, Luka hides the pants and boxers in her closet, and shuts the door.

There's your Gakupo and Rin pairing... =D