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Naga

It was just another day on Cyclonia, with everyone preparing for another battle plan that was doomed to fail. They were fixing their skimmers and building other death machines that would somehow blow up back in their faces. What was different today was that they were all wearing earplugs. Why? They had a guest that was beyond obnoxious.

"OH-HOHOHOHOHOHO!"

Yea… that obnoxious guest.

Cyclonis sat in the meeting room with her top three commanders beside her, staring back at the person who proclaimed herself to be "Naga the White Serpent". She was a very tall and robust woman with long hair that covered her backside. The more notable feature about it, other than the ear-splitting laugh, was her fascinating choice of clothing. She was wearing nothing more than black bikini that covered a little of her body along with a cape that had spiked shoulder pads and black boots. With both the Dark Ace and Snipe blushing red hot at Naga's outfit, Cyclonis knew she already had a problem with her.

"So… Miss Naga…" Cyclonis was having a hard time keeping calm with the beating headache she was having. "We have been having problems with the rebels now… Much more than usual since someone has been helping them." She then held up a picture of what a surviving Talon drew before he was blown up. By all standards, it was a pretty accurate picture of Lina Inverse, if she was forty feet tall and breathed fire from her mouth.

Naga grabbed the picture and examined it before exclaiming out loud, "I see! You have been having troubles with my long eternal rival, Lina Inverse! Yes, she is quite difficult to deal with, especially with her deadly black magic spells. But not to worry, Cyclonis! With Naga the White Serpent on your side, I shall crush her along with those evil rebels you've been talking about!"

'Evil… Right…' Cyclonis thought, realizing that her guest still hadn't figured out that they were the bad guys in the first place. After all, everyone here was in dark colors and that describe bad guys, right? Of course, if this Lina Inverse was truly a rival to this person, then by logic, she must go on the opposite side of that person. Trying not to make her head hurt even more, Cyclonis asked, "Can you please just get rid of her?"

"Why, of course, miss Cyclonis! … Just as long as you're willing to pay me afterwards." Cyclonis soon sweatdropped, already knowing that this wasn't going to be cheap. However if she was going to ask for the entire military fund, she might as well surrender to the sky knights.

Sighing, Cyclonis finally made her decision. "You'll be rewarded handsomely if you succeed. Just go already before I change my mind about you."

Naga stood up before proclaiming loudly again, "Of course, Cyclonis! I will defeat Lina Inverse and then, I shall destroy the evil rebels for defying your rule! OH-HOHOHOHOHOHO!" And with that, the White Serpent was quickly out the door, causing major damage in her path. After she had left, all the Cyclonian leaders quickly slacked off after enduring her aggravating personality.

"Ugh, please don't tell me that is fashionable on their world," Cyclonis moaned as she lay back in her chair. As much as that laugh had given her migraines, but that woman's choice of clothing was truly lacking of modesty. They practically screamed, "Hey! Look at me! I have the perfect female body and I'm showing it off!"

"Indeed, those clothes truly leave much for the imagination," Ravess commented before huffing, "Honestly, she should show better modesty than that." Cyclonis' anger quelled up as she glared at Ravess. She should not say that if she was showing of a little of her cleavage.

"Good thing Cyclonis doesn't wear anything like that. She's skinny as a stick with a chest to match." Cyclonis twitched before turning to Snipe, who had said that carelessly. Her rage was already at the pinnacle of maximum. He had just made it worse.

"Snipe…" she calmly said before whacking him with her staff hard causing the giant man fell back on the floor with stars around his head. "I'm still in my growing phase." Both the Dark Ace and Ravess smirked at his mistake. Snipe should have known better than to blurt sensitive things out.

Five minutes later…

Cyclonis was in her laboratory when two Talon grunts entered. She turned around to see them carrying the same woman that she was talking to earlier. But instead of being the hyperactive crazy beauty that she was, she was now KOed and blackened in soot. Fearing of what the answer was, Cyclonis sighed and asked, "What happened to her?"

One of the Talons gulped, wondering if this was going to be the end for him. "W-Well… She was near the edge of the hanger bay, ranting about rivalry and other stuff… A few seconds later a big fireball came out of nowhere and hit her in its wake. The next thing we knew she was on the ground like this."

"… What do you want us to do with her?" the other Talon asked, scared of angering Master Cyclonis. She just stared at Naga, wondering what sort of torture she was going to put her through for failing. But after thinking a while about it, she just sighed.

"Just put her back on her world. I think torturing her like this might give people the wrong idea." The two grunts complied with Master Cyclonis' order and started to drag the KOed woman out. The young empress went back to working on her next project. Though, she was curious about where the fireball came from.

"Okay, is it Charred the Condor Day?" Stork was busy cleaning off the tip of the Condor's hanger after Lina had charred it with her one of her extreme fire spells. He didn't know why she did it (probably to annoy him with cleaning it), but all of a sudden, the sorceress walked out on the hanger and threw a fireball in a random direction.

"Hey, I had one of those feelings that you always get," Lina explained, rubbing the back of her head, "However, it was more of the aggravating feeling than on-coming certain doom. So, I decided to strike first before that premonition came true."

"But did you have to scorch my ship?" Stork had feelings for his precious ship, and seeing it scarred carelessly had made him a little bit mad.

Lina's reply was simple yet explanative. "Hey, all those things you said that are dangerous and deadly are nothing, I repeat, nothing, compared to my first traveling partner."

Author's Notes:

Another oneshot/drabble done! This time, we focus on Naga and what would happen if she was on Atmos! You know, if Naga was really on Storm Hawks, then there could be a higher TV rating to the show. Either that or make some changes to Naga to make her look less… You know, less revealing.

This idea came from me reading and re-reading a certain chapter in TheGuineapig3's Pulling the Strings. She gets all the credit for the idea and she is a good author. If you like Slayers and good story telling, see her page!

Also, I can sense that Cyclonis might have a problem with Naga as seen here, or the entire royal Seyrunn family. If you don't get it, imagine Cyclonis as being an Anti-Amelia (She's dark, doesn't want peace and love, and likes to torture people). Now, imagine her being surrounded by Prince Phil, Amelia, and Naga all at once… Not a pretty sight.

I hope to get back to my regular writing soon. Until then, enjoy!

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