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Pokota's Aggravating Predicament

"FIREBALL!"

Pokota shoot his fireball at a Raptor guard and flew down the hallway. He couldn't believe how much trouble he was in for landing what seemed to be a harmless-looking place. It looked like an uninhabited savanna until he found a building nestled between some hills. He then flew up to the building and into one of open rooms, seeing a bunch of shields inside it. He didn't know it, but he felt some sort of sadness when staring at them. Unfortunately, he didn't have any time to look at them any further when a patrol squad of raptors found him and started to hound after him. And that wasn't even the worse part.

"Back off! He's mine!"

"No, he'th mine!"

"I want his ears!"

… Yea, it was embarrassing to be chase by three hungry idiots.

All three of Repton's brothers quickly leapt at Pokota and started to wrestle over him, trying to at least get the first bite. Pokota, on the other hand, was trying to avoid their grabby hands. After all, he really didn't want to get eaten, especially by carnivorous reptile men. He started to chant another Fireball spell before one of the lizard, the fat one, bit down on his tiny body. Strangely though, he didn't feel the teeth go in all the way, even though the Raptor looked like he was really trying.

Leugy looked fierce at the moment. Then, he became really confused before lifting his mouth off the creature. He stared before a bit before asking, "Daaahhh… Why are you do taste like fluffy stuff?"

Pokota looked dumbfounded for a second before yelling out his answer, "It's because I'm a stuffed animal, dummies!" All three lizards looked in shock, realizing that their meal was nothing more than a stuff animal. It was bad enough they had their teeth broken by that stony-skin guy. Now, the gods were taunting them by sending them a stuffed animal. Oh how cruel karma was to them…

"… Is that even possible?" asked Hoerk, a bit confused. He knew stuff animals; Leugy collected them as a so-called "hobby". And as far as he knew, they didn't talk, move, or cast spells that burn their skin. Not that they mind though, they like heat.

"Oh, oh! I know!" excitedly responded Leugy, thinking that they were in an elementary classroom, "One night while he was in the toy shop, a fairy came in and decided to turn him into a real bunny rabbit." Everyone, including Pokota, stared at him with aggravated eyes. They were not amused.

"Leugy, Repton will not care how thith ith potthible," Spitz said peacefully, before he started to hit his slightly older brother with a fan (anime prop), "HE'LL CARE THAT WE METTHED UP FINDING REAL FOOD AGAIN!" Again, it was bad enough that their teeth were so broken that they couldn't eat meat. In fact, they were planning on buying a blender to make shakes.

Pokota watched as Spitz finished hitting Leugy, the fatter lizard covering the bruises in tears. "Owies…" Then, the little stuffed animal then wondered if this was a good time to escape. However, he soon decided against it since he was still being held by Leugy like a child trying to find comfort in its favorite plaything.

Once Spitz had lashed out all of his frustration, he breathed heavily, something that reminded Pokota of Lina whenever she smacked one of her friends extremely. In fact, he could have been Lina's slightly eviler twin if it weren't for three things: The fact that he was reptilian than humanoid, he was male (though Lina can be confused with the opposite gender at times), and he also had a lisp. His mind soon broke off when the bigger, darker color lizard asked, "So, what are we going to do? Repton is going to kill us when he finds out we mess up again."

Spitz looked over at Hoerk and answered, "Thhut up! I'm thinking." For several minutes, both Raptors sat in thought, trying to figure out a really good excuse so their older brother wouldn't keelhaul them. After all, they were still working off the last punishment for not finding something edible. Unfortunately, they couldn't think of anything due to the sounds of struggling, complaining, and gnawing.

The two quickly glared at Leugy, who was happily chewing on Pokota like a dog with his chew toy. Pokota, on the other hand, was not amused by being used as a teething doll and struggled against the plump lizard's grip. However once Leugy noticed his brother's glares, he stopped. "What? It's nice against my growing teeth."

Both brothers slapped their forehead, amazed by their sibling's innocent stupidity. Although, they were now interested in the stuff animal as well. Unfortunately, they knew that he wasn't going to give it up without a fight. So, they decided to go the nice approach and asked, "Well then, mind if we try him out too?"

Leugy blinked and looked back at Pokota before huddling him closing to his body. He then looked at his brother with the biggest puppy eyes he could manage. "No, you'll rip him." Pokota was somewhat thankful that the pudgy lizard was concern for his well-being (being gnawed over by one lizard was enough for him). Though, he would rather face the Terrible Monster of Grimor Morth than to be a chew toy.

Spitz and Hoerk glared at their brother, before they tackled him to the ground. Afterwards, all three wrestled in a dust cloud over Pokota, who was still trying to get away from the three. However, the way they were fighting and his small size made it difficult to run off. Once the dust cloud cleared, all three raptors were happily chewing on the stuffed animal, who was definitely not happy with the current situation. He wondered how this situation could be any worse.

Speaking of it getting worse, Repton was looking for brothers, wondering how they mess up in capturing "dinner" again. Most likely, they were hiding in the closet again when they realized that their prey was a shape-shifting dragon who disguised herself as some helpless girl. When he arrived at the scene, he knew that it was much worse. His brothers were chewing on their intruder, acting… cute. They weren't cute; they were supposed to be evil raiders who terrorized fear in their enemies. He wondered how he could still be related to these buffoons.

Leugy noticed his elder brother's presence and stopped chewing. "Oh, hello, Repton? Do you want to chew too? He may not be meat but he's good for our teeth." Repton's berserk meter went full as his eyes glared red. He needed to teach his brothers a lesson on how notto be incompetent buffoons.

"YOU IDIOTSSSSS!"

Repton tackled his brothers and started a one-sided fight with them. The three were being beaten to a pulp as they helplessly tried to get away. Pokota, finally, got away from the fight since no one was after him now. Though he did get some bumps and bruises, he wasn't totally broken. However, he needed to see someone about the mental scars he got from this experience.

'At least Lina wasn't here to make things worse…'

Author's Notes:

Yes, this is a follow-up to the last chapter. No, I'm not going to follow this up with another. My excuse, I can't think of any other characters to use that could lead to a very funny situation.

Anyway, I decided to let Repton and his brothers go up against Pokota, the new character for the Slayers anime series. Though they didn't actually show them eating, the Raptors also like eating cute, little, defenseless animals. Luckily, Pokota is stuffed, but they didn't know that… Now, that I think about it, there are a lot of unanswered questions about his body, huh?

Also, if you squint a little bit, there's another Slayers character added in there. Yes, I'm still trying to add obscure Storm Hawks/Slayers characters so both fans can enjoy both of what these series have to offer. Hopefully, it's working.

I like to thank Kitten2007 for reviewing. I hope to get some more soon. Meanwhile, I'll try to update some of my other works in the process.

So, is there going to be a Halloween special for this soon… Hopefully, because I have some great ideas for that if I make it by tomorrow.

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