MASTER's Folder

Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.

Warning: Contains Pedo!Kaito and Loli!Manipulative!Miku but nothing truly descriptive. Uncut content was taken out and moved to AFF.


Vocaloid Prime

She looked around, as the barren silent air just seems to make her ears ring. She turned around, and pulled the trigger. A blast of energy fires forth, and blasts through a cloaked Pirate, which was no longer cloaked. All of a sudden, they attack her, coming out of no where. Black Rock Shooter, with the fire that lights one of her eyes, flared more as she grits her teeth, and attacks head-on, her twin ponytails flying in the air with each acrobatic jump she made. They growl at her, firing their built-in weapons that made up their arms, or some attack physically, weaving through the friendly fire to hit her with their deployed beam scythes. However, Black Rock Shooter, or simply Black Rock, makes mince-meat of the evil aliens that were hell-bent on ruling the universe crushing the Galactic Federation and any and all bounty hunters, who are against them, especially this woman raised by the Chozo who goes by the name Samus Aran. She leveled her weapon, and pulling back on the trigger, she released, not a blast of ghostly blue plasma, but a red-hot blast of fire that propelled forth a small compact-looking missile, that zipped across the air and immediately slammed right into the last armored Pirate. The armor was not only shattered, but Black Rock grimaced as blood and gore splashed onto her from the initial impact, followed seconds with the fiery explosion which signaled its immediate death.

Black Rock cursed at the splatter of blood. She had the voice of a young and beautiful woman, yet she had the body of that of a fifteen, or even a sixteen year old teenager, and she also had this desirable aura that radiated jail bait. Her skin was a bit on the pale side, and her hair was long and black but in the light it looked like it was a midnight blue. She had vivid blue eyes, and her left eye seemed to emit some type of ghost-like blue fire. The weapon she carried was one giant black cannon, which was also attachable to her left arm. Basically, one would call her Black Rock Cannon overkill design. Most of her hand and two inches past the wrist was encased in a box-shaped dark-tinted metal gauntlet, with two metal bars stretching over the sides of the arms, and wraps around the arm close to the elbows. Decorative square lights laminate the sides of the boxy gauntlet, where inside her hand is encased around the weapon's trigger mechanism. Around the front was this short cylinder-shaped barrel, which is then attached to a long slender, yet large cannon-shaped barrel. Lining the sides were two white lines, and a row of aqua blue lights light along the underside, a total of seven rectangles. Two Phillips screw heads decorate the side of the slender cannon in the center area, and at the end was a black and yellow striped muzzle. She wore these short leather shorts with a plated belt and large belt buckle, with a short black chain hanging off the right hip. The belt itself was designed with special inner machine workings which grant her the energy shields that protect her from battle damage, similar in workings to that of Samus Aran's armor and bodysuit. The boots were of Victorian-design, leather-made, woven with today's fabrics both soft and hard so it not only gives off that classical feel, but is also resistant to today's environmental hazards on alien planets. A black tied top is the only thing which covers her A-sized breasts, and over that was a long black leather trench coat that was buckled above the sternum, leaving the coattails to flare out in an ominous wind-like style. The coat too is woven with the protective fabrics to protect against alien environmental hazards.

All in all, she was cute, sexy, but very deadly. She walked past the battlefield littered with death, and up to a blue bubble door. Lifting the weapon, which she currently has attached as a forearm weapon, she fired at the low energy shield that surrounds the bubble door, and it opens with a whoop-like sound. She is greeted by acid rain. She brings her free hand down, and taps at her belt buckle. Immediately, an energy shield of blue springs and surrounds her entirely, and she rushes out towards her parked starship in the distance. The top half looked like it was made from a steam roller. However, the steam roller cockpit was large enough to support three people within. The cockpit shield window was a vivid blue color. However, it was only the top half that resembled a Federation Marine construction vehicle. The bottom half was designed after a Stingray Jet fighter crossed with the proto-type Federation Starship that was designed to half mimic Samus Aran's starship. Black Rock's starship colors were dark purple, dark blue, and gunmetal gray. The ship's booster engines were a design of two, both positioned in the back, and below the wings were two maneuverable small thrusters for flight navigation. On the top of the wings, near the steam roller-shaped cockpit, were two deployment areas which held the ship's main Twin Hydra Photon guns and the ship's underbelly concealed a short Ion-Charged Plasma Cannon reminiscent of the Swordfish model gun.

Reaching her starship, she takes an impressive leap into the air, somersaulting her way, and lands on top of the flat. She was actually standing on top of what looked like a circular hatch or door, which opened up as a plate of yellow energy immediately develops, and then lowers her into her starship. One her head vanishes into the ship, the hatch immediately sealed and locks up. The ship's engines rocket to life, as the under thrusters propel it off the ground, and its landing gear retracts. It slowly turned around, before the main engines boost, and it begins to fly away. As it flies farther and father away, the mountain behind the starship erupts with a powerful explosion, which levels the underground network of caverns, hidden laboratories, and causes the mountain's now unstable structure to collapse and crush any Space Pirate survivors. Even long after Black Rock has flown from the planet, mini-explosions still occur, and flames burn away, destroying the evil which plagued the destroyed mountain.

Inside her ship, she activate the release mechanism, thus allowing her to free her left arm from her weapon, as it is then left laying on its special pedestal as she takes a seat in the navigator chair. A hologram sudden fizzled to light, and standing next to her was a young boy with blonde hair and pale skin. He wore the same outfit as she did; only he wore tight leather pants, not shorts, and he was currently shirtless. Like her, he had a flaring blue fire emanating from his left eye. "I detect no more pirate signatures. You completely destroyed their base," Len tells her.

"Good," she replied, as she focused on leaving before any pirates appear in the vicinity, "Next time, I'll use the Black-edge," she whispered to herself. Her Navigator simply smiled and disappeared. The Black-edge was another weapon that Black Rock used. Basically, it's a black-bladed beam katana. The ship then vanished into hyper space travel.


Evil Manipulative Loli

"What is... sex?" asks three question of five year old Hatsune Miku, to twenty five year old Shion Kaito.

"Uh..." He didn't know what to say... so... he just spoke what thought sounded the best, "I can show you if you like?"

"Does it hurt like a shot? I hate shots... especially the doctor at the Hokkaido Clinic. He keeps looking at me weird and feeding me lollypops, though I like candy."

"No... It doesn't hurt at all," Kaito told her. He had other thoughts though.

He worked hard mentally not to break into a nosebleed.

"Okay... I guess I can try it, but... can I have chocolate first, and some candy, and something to drink, maybe kool-aid."

"Uh, sure... sure." He gets up, patting her head gently before leaving to go find the stash of candies he always keeps next to his freezer stuffed with ice cream.

When he returned, Miku sat there happy as ever as she received her treats. Halfway through the meal, Kaito kept moving closer to Miku before he began to rub her leg. She giggled at this, as she finished her drink. Then... Kaito began to move his hands around on her body.

"What are you doing?"

"Oh... I'm just showing you what it is, Miku-chan. Trust me, you'll like it."

"Okay," she responded, and began to blush.

... So... cut to two hours later. He finally got laid with a cute little girl with twin aquamarine pigtails. The bad news is that he woke up in prison, while the girl Miku had just basically had relations with him just so she could steal all of his money, and of course buy herself a truckload of leeks. Right now, her mother just left or work, when she looked out the window, and saw a guy with dark hair and wore cute glasses, clad in a white shirt and black shorts... she giggled as she found her next person to take advantage of.


I moved Vocaloid Prime here... meh, got bored and just changed it into a one-shot detail. And someone via PM requested MikuxKaito, so this is it, partly based of a minor RP done between myself and Witchy.