Author Notes

May you enjoy~ XD

Honoka x Nico

Universe's Number One Wife

Kousaka Honoka and Yazawa Nico has been dating for more than ten years and blissfully married for five years now; they are still very much in love as the day they first got together and even more in love than when they returned from their honeymoon. The only problem in their relationship is that Nico is still going strong as an idol after she made Honoka be a stay-home wife. Meaning to say Honoka is lonely as her time with her beautiful, cute and very much an idol wife has been decreasing as of late. Their conversations going like such:

"Nico-chan, play with me."

"I'm busy."

Another day. "Nico-chan~ Play with me~"

"I'm busy, Honoka."

And another day. "Nico-chaaaaan~~ Play with me~~"

"I'm busy. Play on your own."

A week of no Nico. "Nico-chan... play with me..." Honoka pulls out the puppy dog eyes, alluring ocean blue eyes large and wet.

"I can't. I'm busy." Nico swiftly averts her gaze and exits the door.

Honoka pouts where she was left alone in the house yet again. They spend time together, that's for sure, but it just isn't enough! Honoka makes a plan.

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Nico returns from her day of busy idol schedule to her wife playing dead on the floor; she can smell the tomato sauce (luckily, the instant one. If it was their homemade one she would have gotten quite angry; they schemed to flaunt delicious homemade pasta in the Muse chat group so that Maki will get riled up; it's one of their wifely pastimes).

"Honoka..." Nico calls for her wife's attention gently.

Honoka remained silent. One point for good acting. Nico bends down and calls for Honoka again. "I'm back."

Honoka almost twitches. Almost. One more point for perseverance. Nico wonders how long her silly gingerhead has laid on the floor with instant ketchup emptied onto her body and floor. Nico turns Honoka around so that she can see her face clearer; she puts a hand over Honoka's heart. "Good, you're not dead."

Honoka almost pouted. Almost. Nico raised both eyebrows at how well her wife was not reacting. Honoka is a girl of reactions. Woman of reactions. Despite being close to thirty she would still pout at Nico, cling onto Nico, cross her arms across her chest (and pout) at Nico, fall over the floor from laughing when Nico tells an over the top joke, and literally jumps into her arms when she returns home... Not pretend to be dead and ignore the Universe's Number One Idol Wife ("idol" is a necessary description since Universe's Number One Wife to Nico is Honoka).

"Get off the floor, Honoka." Nico says in a resigned tone; she loves the welcome home hugs more than this, and she wouldn't want her wife getting…dirtier than spilled ketchup.

"I cleaned it." Honoka answers proudly.

"I can tell." Nico looked at the cleaner parts of the floor, it is spick and span other than the tomato-ed parts.

Honoka pouts, Nico wanted to see that all day if she was honest, and mutters in a very lonely puppy voice. "Play with me..."

Nico sighs and stands up, whips her phone out and pressed speed dial to her manager. "I'm taking 3 days off."

"..."

"Because I can."

"..."

"Because I'm the Universe's Number One Idol. Fans adore me even more when I return from surprise leaves."

"..."

"No-"

"..."

"You-"

"..."

"Ughh. Yes. It's for my wife, Nozomi!"

"..."

"Don't ask something you already know!"

"..."

"I'm taking a week off! Goodbye!"

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Honoka heard the entire exchange so she jumps to her feet and rushes Nico. "I love you, Nico-chan!"

"H-Honoka! Gods, I love you too, but you didn't have to rub me with all your ketchup too!"

"Ehehe, sorry... Bathe with me?" Honoka asks softly and adorably (Nico almost pulled her wife in for another ketchup-y hug), entire body posture apologetic.

Nico smiles a lopsided smile. "Last one there is a rotten tomato... Quite literally!" Nico adds after her head start.

"Ah! Hey! Nico-chan! That's cheating!" Honoka complains, recovers and runs after, catching up in no time even though she almost slips on tomato sauce twice.

They then proceeded to begin their week together cuddling in the bath and washing each other free of tomato and sweat.

Author Notes

Honoka is Universe's Number One Wife. Fight me. XD

I'm kidding, I don't start fights. :P hahas. Anyways~ Aren't these two adorkable or what? Such a random thought and this spawns out. XD

And yeah, Honoka's plan came from "When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends To Be Dead" by Kaito. XP

Comments and kudos are much appreciated. XD (Don't leave me lonely and pretending to be dead. Hahas. XD)