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Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.
A Root Beer Float... Just Replace Root Beer with Sake
"Root Beer Floats are yummy," said Rin, as she and Len sat down at the park, enjoying their own large cups of the delicious treat.
"Yup," Len agreed.
The Kagamines sit there on the park bench, enjoying their floats... while at the apartment, Kaito and Meiko enjoyed one themselves... just with sake, since they were out of root beer. But as they made the sake floats, they placed them in the freezer to enjoy later as they were late for work. So, what in the end happened to the sake floats? Len and Rin still craved more, but finding the two glasses in the freezer when they returned home, half chilled, mistaken them for more root beer floats... enjoyed it... then are found drunk by Kaito and Meiko later that afternoon, naked in the living room, and the sake floats empty with the glass by the twins. They would wake up the next day with a painful hangover in their room, and sore from the drunken sex that had ensued in the living room when they were home alone on that summer day...
The Mysterious Nickname
Len and Rin always wondered what Meiko's nickname was. The two seven year olds were curious, and when they would ask, Meiko would blush and wave it off, trying to distract them with candy instead. Kaito would chuckle and smile at Meiko, whose blush would only increase more. Yes, they always wanted to know, but... Meiko never did tell anyone what that nickname was. In fact, the only one who knows isn't telling anybody... and to this day, they still do not know Meiko's cute little nickname Kaito gave her.
Magnet means What with each Pairing
MalexMale: Yaoi
MalexFemale: Hetero
FemalexFemale: Yuri
KagaminexKagamine: Twincest!
There you go...
A Vocaloid Rendition to American Pie 2: Taste the Bubbles
There's one hell of a party going on. Booze, dancing, card games, girls... however, here, we find Len being followed by his sister Rin, and Len looked really uncomfortable.
"Can't believe everybody is using the bathroom... I just can't hold it I anymore... I gotta take a leek now," Len mumbled as he fumbles to unzip. Rin stood nearby, having been used to seeing her brother since they were always doing stuff as little children, "watch my back sis."
"Sure, sure," Rin mumbles.
They were on the second floor balcony surrounded by potted plants lining the rail, and down below, Len never knew Dell and Haku were having an intimate moment together. And Rin slightly gazed at her brother as he grunted... the yellow stream flies down, just as Dell and Haku got up off the lawn chair, lips still locked, and Haku clinging to Dell. They never knew they were so close to getting a warm surprise from above.
"Len, hold it in," Rin warned, and Len grunted as he cuts the flow off. From behind stumbles Miku, who greets them with a bottle of beer in one hand and a happy expression? Well... it can be called one, but the girl was slightly buzzed. The Kagamines exchanged greetings, while below, Dell was told to sit back and close his eyes. From a bucket of ice, a bottle of champagne was lifted, and the cork popped off.
"Now, keep your eyes closed, and get ready," Haku says with a giggle.
"Oh, I am ready," Dell replied back, his eyes closed, and a grin on his face.
"You want a beer?"
Up above, the Kagamines answer to Miku before she stumbles away to where the kegs were at in the house.
"She gone?" Len asked, looking back. His elbow hit the small plant in the small clay pot, and it fell off the rail. Down below, Haku had taken a sip of the cold beverage before the pot smashed her over the head. She was knocked out cold as she collapses to the brick patio. Dell however was giggling in a rather perverted manner.
"You know Haku, this is kind of kinky, and I like that."
And Len makes a bit of a relieved moan, making Rin blush at how it sounded. "Really, must you do that?"
"Quiet," Len blissfully said, as he continues to pee... right onto an unsuspecting Dell down below.
And Dell... he thought it was the sparkling beverage as he began to moan. "Ahh.... yeah, go on and bathe me Haku." The liquid continued to soak into his hair, while Haku was still unconscious behind him, with the bottle leaking the precious liquid that WOULD have been bathing Dell. But nope... "Ahh... ahh, that's great."
"Oh that's great," Len moaned blissfully, causing Rin to laugh at how Len's face was contorted to that of pure utter relief.
"And just how did you get so nice and warm?" Dell questioned, though he would get no answer; he continued to enjoy the "bath".
"Ahh...." Len moaned, making Rin once again blush.
"Ahh..." And now Dell was rubbing the "liquid" into his hair, taking a pseudo-shower, "I can taste the bubbles... oh... well, actually I can't..."
Poor Haku... Up above, Len finally had relieved himself, as he could no longer... uh... pee. So, he tucks himself back into his jeans and zips it up, redoing the jean button. "Much better," Len told Rin, who only smirked at her twin brother.
"C'mon, let's grab a beer, since Miku never came back," Rin told Len.
"Sounds like a good plan to me," Len tells his sister, grabbing her hand. They walk back into the house, and disappear into the party filled with rowdy teenagers and alcohol. Down below, as Dell was a bit disappointed the bath was over, decides to lick his lips... and got a hell of a surprise. It didn't taste like the sparkling champagne he brought out in a bucket of ice earlier.
"Wait a second..."
He then cautiously took a peek behind. "Haku?" And he found her unconscious. As he turned around, the realization had set into his mind.
"Oh... fuck..."
He got peed on.
Someone requested I do more of Kaito, so... there you go. And there's your KaitoxMeiko, Tsuki-Chama, in fact... two of them. =D The second oneshot is based off a conversation on MSN between me and several Vocaloid fans/friends. And the third one is just something I had said before on what I thought about the popular song Magnet when it comes to various different versions by various different Vocaloids.